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..... always listening
visitors since November 2002
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 Welcome to the ISMS The UK's, if not the world's foremost authority on humorous isms
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Recent updates and additions:
- Priceless quote from
HM Revenue & Customs:
"Any charge of less than one pence will be rounded up to a
penny"
- coming soon (April), the 2011/12 once-a-year annual audit
of the isms database; will you be in it? (previous
audits)
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you may have noticed that since my retirement
in early 2011, updates
have been
few and far between (especially between August 2011 & February 2012); but please continue to send us isms and other
contributions (using our new
email address) because we will get around to
regular updates again soon. apologies to those of you who have submitted
contributions and not received our customary thank you email response
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