The Institution of Silly & Meaningless Sayings   (isms)
Established: 1973 - nationally, all over the country

Last update: 1 April, 2013  


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The UK's, if not the world's foremost authority on humorous isms
 


Recent updates and additions:
- Due to other commitments, and increasing difficulty in obtaining decent ism material, as from April 2013 we will not update this site.  AND we will no longer offer free ISMS Diplomas nor will we respond to general email to the ISMS office. Thank you to all who have supported the ISMS since 1973 and provided us with a rich vein of material over the past 40 years. - SLR-R

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