The Institution of Silly & Meaningless Sayings   (isms)
Established: 1973 - nationally, all over the country

Last update:  8 August, 2011  


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The UK's, if not the world's foremost authority on humorous isms
 

Recent updates and additions:
 - Ism of month added to the Golden Benny Awards 
- New isms added to the database - we've now reached 1893
 


 

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