And finally .........                                   last edited: 31 March 2008

........... tonight's main news headlines from around the world:

[note: to add a touch of 'News at Ten', insert a "Bong!" after each headline!]

    March planned for next August

    Include your children when baking cakes

    Prostitutes to hold open day

    Straw's pledge to rape victims

    Gunman shot by 999 cops

    Cuts could harm animals

    Bulge in trousers was ecstasy

    Milk drinkers are turning to powder

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers!

    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    War Dims Hope for Peace

    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Murder

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

    Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    Hospital is Sued by Seven Foot Doctors

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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