If you can't get your hands on one of Douglas Adams' famous Babel fish, then let the ISMS translate some English language for you.
We'll tell you what the following really mean when they say what they say.

If you have any more translations to add - either examples for these or new categories, or links to other web sites - then please let us know by email.

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