// Author:The Chairman & Chief Executive
// isms.org.uk
// isms2002@btinternet.com
// last update 1 December 2003, copryright ISMS 2003


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phrases=155;
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aa[8] = "single-pass";
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aa[21] = "offline";
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aa[25] = "random";
aa[26] = "customizable";
aa[27] = "configurable";
aa[28] = "non-volatile";
aa[29] = "erasable";
aa[30] = "inverse";
aa[31] = "triple-buffered";
aa[32] = "immediate";
aa[33] = "low-level";
aa[34] = "high-level";
aa[35] = "advanced";
aa[36] = "unpredictable";
aa[37] = "predictable";
aa[38] = "open-ended";
aa[39] = "optical";
aa[40] = "background";
aa[41] = "foreground";
aa[42] = "wide-area";
aa[43] = "reduced";
aa[44] = "expanded";
aa[45] = "extended";
aa[46] = "symmetric";
aa[47] = "asymmetric";
aa[48] = "unmatchable";
aa[49] = "statistical";
aa[50] = "early-warning";
aa[51] = "bit-wise";
aa[52] = "seamless";
aa[53] = "secure";
aa[54] = "pre-emptive";
aa[55] = "shockproof";
aa[56] = "recoverable";
aa[57] = "database";
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aa[63] = "addressing";
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aa[82] = "feedback";
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aa[84] = "high-speed";
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aa[86] = "ordered";
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aa[91] = "intuitive";
aa[92] = "operative";
aa[93] = "key";
aa[94] = "ergonomic";
aa[95] = "neural";
aa[96] = "switchable";
aa[97] = "self-enabling";
aa[98] = "one-time";
aa[99] = "noiseless";
aa[100] = "floating-point";
aa[101] = "double-precision";
aa[102] = "integer";
aa[103] = "rendering";
aa[104] = "tracing";
aa[105] = "auto-mounting";
aa[106] = "mechanics";
aa[107] = "neutral";
aa[108] = "data-stream";
aa[109] = "natural";
aa[110] = "time-shared";
aa[111] = "single-task";
aa[112] = "multi-tasking";
aa[113] = "driven";
aa[114] = "mind-driven";
aa[115] = "variable";
aa[116] = "X factor";
aa[117] = "man-made";
aa[118] = "scrambled";
aa[119] = "self-righting";
aa[120] = "heat-seeking";
aa[121] = "triple-bypass";
aa[122] = "multiplex";
aa[123] = "Mark V";
aa[124] = "balanced";
aa[125] = "optimal";
aa[126] = "integrated";
aa[127] = "responsive";
aa[128] = "total";
aa[129] = "digital";
aa[130] = "incremental";
aa[131] = "third-generation";
aa[132] = "reciprocal";
aa[133] = "holistic";
aa[134] = "periodic";
aa[135] = "infinite";
aa[136] = "non-recurring";
aa[137] = "Mark II";
aa[138] = "upper";
aa[139] = "analogue";
aa[140] = "theoretical";
aa[141] = "upstream";
aa[142] = "right-sized";
aa[143] = "re-engineered";
aa[144] = "organised";
aa[145] = "multi-tiered";
aa[146] = "digitised";
aa[147] = "reverse-engineered";
aa[148] = "realigned";
aa[149] = "grass-roots";
aa[150] = "exclusive";
aa[151] = "unique";
aa[152] = "mutlitronic";
aa[153] = "aquasonic";
aa[154] = "subsonic";
aa[155] = "wafting";
aa[156] = "swerving";
aa[157] = "high-grade";
aa[158] = "plutonium";
aa[159] = "delta-winged";
aa[160] = "quasarised";

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bb[2] = "wide-area";
bb[3] = "virtual";
bb[4] = "windbag";
bb[5] = "user-friendly";
bb[6] = "upgradable";
bb[7] = "unpredictable";
bb[8] = "unmaskable";
bb[9] = "universal";
bb[10] = "triple-buffered";
bb[11] = "tracing";
bb[12] = "top-down";
bb[13] = "time-shared";
bb[14] = "three-linear";
bb[15] = "textual";
bb[16] = "synchronous";
bb[17] = "symmetric";
bb[18] = "switchable";
bb[19] = "statistical";
bb[20] = "solid-state";
bb[21] = "single-task";
bb[22] = "single-pass";
bb[23] = "short-range";
bb[24] = "shockproof";
bb[25] = "serial";
bb[26] = "self-enabling";
bb[27] = "secure";
bb[28] = "seamless";
bb[29] = "schematic";
bb[30] = "rendering";
bb[31] = "remote";
bb[32] = "relative";
bb[33] = "reduced";
bb[34] = "read-only";
bb[35] = "random";
bb[36] = "key";
bb[37] = "public";
bb[38] = "programmable";
bb[39] = "pre-emptive";
bb[40] = "predictable";
bb[41] = "personal";
bb[42] = "passive";
bb[43] = "parallel";
bb[44] = "oversized";
bb[45] = "oriented";
bb[46] = "ordered";
bb[47] = "optimized";
bb[48] = "optical";
bb[49] = "operative";
bb[50] = "unpredictable";
bb[51] = "online";
bb[52] = "one-time";
bb[53] = "offline";
bb[54] = "non-volatile";
bb[55] = "noiseless";
bb[56] = "neutral";
bb[57] = "neural";
bb[58] = "natural";
bb[59] = "multitasking";
bb[60] = "multi-state";
bb[61] = "multimedia";
bb[62] = "mind-driven";
bb[63] = "mechanical";
bb[64] = "low-level";
bb[65] = "logic";
bb[66] = "local";
bb[67] = "linear";
bb[68] = "layered";
bb[69] = "inverse";
bb[70] = "intuitive";
bb[71] = "interactive";
bb[72] = "integrated";
bb[73] = "integer";
bb[74] = "immediate";
bb[75] = "high-speed";
bb[76] = "high-level";
bb[77] = "graphic";
bb[78] = "full-range";
bb[79] = "foreground";
bb[80] = "floating-point";
bb[81] = "feedback";
bb[82] = "extended";
bb[83] = "expanded";
bb[84] = "euristic";
bb[85] = "ergonomic";
bb[86] = "erasable";
bb[87] = "early-warning";
bb[88] = "dual-head";
bb[89] = "driven";
bb[90] = "double-sided";
bb[91] = "double-precision";
bb[92] = "digital";
bb[93] = "diagnostic";
bb[94] = "data-stream";
bb[95] = "database";
bb[96] = "customizable";
bb[97] = "context";
bb[98] = "configurable";
bb[99] = "complex";
bb[100] = "centralized";
bb[101] = "built-in";
bb[102] = "bottom-up";
bb[103] = "bit-wise";
bb[104] = "bi-linear";
bb[105] = "background";
bb[106] = "auto-mounting";
bb[107] = "asynchronous";
bb[108] = "asymmetric";
bb[109] = "analogic";
bb[110] = "alphanumeric";
bb[111] = "advanced";
bb[112] = "addressing";
bb[113] = "active";
bb[114] = "variable";
bb[115] = "duplex";
bb[116] = "delayed-action";
bb[117] = "hyper-active";
bb[118] = "co-axial";
bb[119] = "infra-red";
bb[120] = "multi-tasking";
bb[121] = "hardcore";
bb[122] = "circular";
bb[123] = "self-service";
bb[124] = "reciprocal";
bb[125] = "futuristic";
bb[126] = "transitional";
bb[127] = "monitored";
bb[128] = "incremental";
bb[129] = "continuous";
bb[130] = "theoretical";
bb[131] = "sub-atomic";
bb[132] = "spectrum";
bb[133] = "swirling";
bb[134] = "producing";
bb[135] = "refelecting";
bb[136] = "refracting";
bb[137] = "mobile";
bb[138] = "programable";
bb[139] = "unstable";
bb[140] = "optimising";
bb[141] = "downstream";
bb[142] = "composite";
bb[143] = "needs-based";
bb[144] = "zero-tolerance";
bb[145] = "scalable";
bb[146] = "executive";
bb[147] = "discrete";
bb[148] = "holistic";
bb[149] = "motivating";
bb[150] = "radial";
bb[151] = "binodal";
bb[152] = "upstream";
bb[153] = "interspliced";
bb[154] = "modulised";
bb[155] = "self-defining";
bb[156] = "overcompensated";
bb[157] = "magnetic";
bb[158] = "ismatical";
bb[159] = "megazonal";
bb[160] = "hypertensile";

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cc[2] = "container";
cc[3] = "mindset";
cc[4] = "algorithm";
cc[5] = "access";
cc[6] = "processor";
cc[7] = "process";
cc[8] = "vector";
cc[9] = "hierarchy";
cc[10] = "generator";
cc[11] = "interface";
cc[12] = "device";
cc[13] = "module";
cc[14] = "filter";
cc[15] = "technology";
cc[16] = "monitor";
cc[17] = "sensor";
cc[18] = "array";
cc[19] = "matrix";
cc[20] = "adapter";
cc[21] = "port";
cc[22] = "control";
cc[23] = "controller";
cc[24] = "machine";
cc[25] = "analyzer";
cc[26] = "engine";
cc[27] = "server";
cc[28] = "client";
cc[29] = "archive";
cc[30] = "connection";
cc[31] = "protocol";
cc[32] = "stack";
cc[33] = "memory";
cc[34] = "application";
cc[35] = "formula";
cc[36] = "solution";
cc[37] = "encryption";
cc[38] = "encoding";
cc[39] = "instruction";
cc[40] = "statement";
cc[41] = "procedure";
cc[42] = "function";
cc[43] = "signal";
cc[44] = "chip";
cc[45] = "variable";
cc[46] = "circuit";
cc[47] = "trigger";
cc[48] = "interrupt";
cc[49] = "display";
cc[50] = "response";
cc[51] = "approach";
cc[52] = "carrier";
cc[53] = "pointer";
cc[54] = "socket";
cc[55] = "layer";
cc[56] = "packet";
cc[57] = "report";
cc[58] = "sprocket";
cc[59] = "box";
cc[60] = "container";
cc[61] = "box-file";
cc[62] = "counter";
cc[63] = "fan";
cc[64] = "shredder";
cc[65] = "process";
cc[66] = "ignoramus";
cc[67] = "ventilator";
cc[68] = "digitiser";
cc[69] = "woofer";
cc[70] = "tweeter";
cc[71] = "baffle board";
cc[72] = "widget";
cc[73] = "presentation";
cc[74] = "courier";
cc[75] = "system";
cc[76] = "sorter";
cc[77] = "doffler";
cc[78] = "doppler";
cc[79] = "flanger";
cc[80] = "pranger";
cc[81] = "ejector";
cc[82] = "glich";
cc[83] = "streamer";
cc[84] = "helpline";
cc[85] = "fallout";
cc[86] = "splitter";
cc[87] = "catcher";
cc[88] = "stinger";
cc[89] = "proton";
cc[90] = "molecule";
cc[91] = "support";
cc[92] = "guidance system";
cc[93] = "sump";
cc[94] = "fastener";
cc[95] = "hardware";
cc[96] = "software";
cc[97] = "firmware";
cc[98] = "projections";
cc[99] = "mobility";
cc[100] = "scenario";
cc[101] = "capacity";
cc[102] = "options";
cc[103] = "programing";
cc[104] = "policy";
cc[105] = "capability";
cc[106] = "flexibility";
cc[107] = "mounting";
cc[108] = "jumpers";
cc[109] = "connectors";
cc[110] = "wiring";
cc[111] = "protons";
cc[112] = "particles";
cc[113] = "quarks";
cc[114] = "momentum";
cc[115] = "ray";
cc[116] = "theory";
cc[117] = "interface";
cc[118] = "detector";
cc[119] = "injector";
cc[120] = "principle";
cc[121] = "sucker";
cc[122] = "lever";
cc[123] = "spring";
cc[124] = "sprinkler";
cc[125] = "joint";
cc[126] = "memory";
cc[127] = "indicator";
cc[128] = "cable";
cc[129] = "trap";
cc[130] = "standard";
cc[131] = "signpost";
cc[132] = "file";
cc[133] = "specification";
cc[134] = "screen";
cc[135] = "sighter";
cc[136] = "scope";
cc[137] = "filter";
cc[138] = "spigot";
cc[139] = "chart";
cc[140] = "projectile";
cc[141] = "analysis";
cc[142] = "injection";
cc[143] = "database";
cc[144] = "manual";
cc[145] = "server";
cc[146] = "cabinet";
cc[147] = "forecast";
cc[148] = "framework";
cc[149] = "alliance";
cc[150] = "planner";
cc[151] = "flange";
cc[152] = "gangol";
cc[153] = "paster";
cc[154] = "sub-woofer";
cc[155] = "splicer";
cc[156] = "counter";
cc[157] = "bugswat";
cc[158] = "gigaboard";
cc[159] = "hooter";
cc[160] = "sniffer";

d1[1] = "The Trust should seek to develop the";
d1[2] = "If the Chief Executive wants a";
d1[3] = "This auditor seems to have adopted the";
d1[4] = "The Director of Finance should delay implementation of the";
d1[5] = "The";
d1[6] = "If the AVU adopted the";
d1[7] = "It's good to see patch staff working from the new";
d1[8] = "Our market share would grow if we introduced the";
d1[9] = "Final accounts will be delayed……..the trust's";
d1[10] = "The Council plans to introduce";
d1[11] = "Show me where";
d1[12] = "I know for a fact that IBM are working on a new";
d1[13] = "The Commission's";
d1[14] = "Sorry the report is late……..the";
d1[15] = "The new";
d1[16] = "Using the";
d1[17] = "Do you think we need the";
d1[18] = "I think the";
d1[19] = "No, the";
d1[20] = "I'm still working on the replacement for the";
d1[21] = "Sometimes, my";
d1[22] = "There is a problem with the";
d1[23] = "When everything else fails, the problem usually stems from the";
d1[24] = "Surprise - you've got the";
d1[25] = "If you think you are too clever to use our";
d1[26] = "The";
d1[27] = "The";
d1[28] = "May I help you with your";
d1[29] = "Are you also using the";
d1[30] = "Did you try the";
d1[31] = "Yes, I know the";
d1[32] = "No, the";
d1[33] = "There's still something to fix in the";
d1[34] = "Trying";
d1[35] = "I've tried the";
d1[36] = "Did you ever see the";
d1[37] = "This";
d1[38] = "They used the";
d1[39] = "If quality is important, you'll need the";
d1[40] = "When in doubt, fit the";
d1[41] = "They told me the company's new";
d1[42] = "I haven't seen the";
d1[43] = "Only a dull auditor would try the";
d1[44] = "Only a brilliant specialist would think of trying the";
d1[45] = "Using the";
d1[46] = "Sadly,";
d1[47] = "It has been proven that the";
d1[48] = "They told me this";
d1[49] = "Looks like the";
d1[50] = "With the";
d1[51] = "Using the";
d1[52] = "I'd rather keep the";
d1[53] = "Did you check the";
d1[54] = "Believe me! They actually used the";
d1[55] = "I'm not sure the";
d1[56] = "The";
d1[57] = "I can't believe they still use the";
d1[58] = "I told you...";
d1[59] = "The";
d1[60] = "They found out the";
d1[61] = "Using";
d1[62] = "The company that held the copyright of the trust's";
d1[63] = "We can't use the";
d1[64] = "The";
d1[65] = "Oh no, not that";
d1[66] = "I couldn't live without this";
d1[67] = "The radiographer simply loves his";
d1[68] = "The";
d1[69] = "I don't need the";
d1[70] = "This thing will not work without the";
d1[71] = "Idiots can always find a way to misuse the";
d1[72] = "Do you think the";
d1[73] = "Keen specialists usually prefer the";
d1[74] = "Use";
d1[75] = "Anything, but not the";
d1[76] = "Let's face it...we need the";
d1[77] = "Tell them it was their";
d1[78] = "I'll baffle them with my";
d1[79] = "I'm not sure the";
d1[80] = "But what's worse is that he interefered with my";
d1[81] = "I exploited that";
d1[82] = "It could be worse, because they were clueless about the";
d1[83] = "Information about the DA";
d1[84] = "They'll never figure out how I did that with just the";
d1[85] = "I'm not sure that guy knows what he's doing! He said he's going to fix it with the";
d1[86] = "He acts like an expert, but he didn't know anything about our";
d1[87] = "I need the";
d1[88] = "The developer of the";
d1[89] = "The Client Information System could do with the";
d1[90] = "Try inserting the";
d1[91] = "How about flipping the";
d1[92] = "The IT Helpline thinks the";
d1[93] = "If all else fails, the";
d1[94] = "My copy of the";
d1[95] = "I inserted the";
d1[96] = "We're looking at";
d1[97] = "HQ will never get the replacement";
d1[98] = "The Section Manager said he'd never seen a bigger";
d1[99] = "The new";
d1[100] = "Call me old-fashioned, but there's never been anything to better the old";
d1[101] = "Who does he think he is? We can't insert the";
d1[102] = "The boss can stick the";
d1[103] = "If the";
d1[104] = "Chris tested the system using";
d1[105] = "The";
d1[106] = "David thinks the";
d1[107] = "The intranet would not have been possible without the";
d1[108] = "No, dammit! It's not the";
d1[109] = "According to David the";
d1[110] = "Short-circuit the";
d1[111] = "Given the choice, the";
d1[112] = "I don't care what David says, the";
d1[113] = "Have you seen how much they're charging to install our";
d1[114] = "Anyone who can insert a";
d1[115] = "If the Titanic had been fitted with the";
d1[116] = "He may have an MSc in";
d1[117] = "I just can't see how the";
d1[118] = "No, Dave, the";
d1[119] = "He has a knack for making the";
d1[120] = "If he thinks that the";
d1[121] = "He's just abusing his position by insisting that we test the";
d1[122] = "By next year, everyone will be asking for";
d1[123] = "Since we fitted the";
d1[124] = "Tell him he can stick his";
d1[125] = "A datashow fitted with the new";
d1[126] = "There's no way we can fit a new";
d1[127] = "Day surgery levels would rise dramatically if hospitals would use";
d1[128] = "The consultant surgeon inserted the";
d1[129] = "If the Mark X still has the";
d1[130] = "If they introduce the";
d1[131] = "My personal plan includes training in the use of the";
d1[132] = "According to a recent CPA report the";
d1[133] = "It looks as though IBM will be adopting the";
d1[134] = "Why not introduce the";
d1[135] = "If he thinks he can sneak a";
d1[136] = "The takeover all hinges on completing the";
d1[137] = "Well I hear what you say but inserting the";
d1[138] = "But the new";
d1[139] = "You can tell the Board that we need the";
d1[140] = "The Doctor pushed the";
d1[141] = "Pushing the";
d1[142] = "If Bill can just tickle the";
d1[143] = "Without the";
d1[144] = "The auditors are in, we'd better hide the";
d1[145] = "Has anyone seen my";
d1[146] = "Who's for playing with the";
d1[147] = "I'm on the";
d1[148] = "You'll never get a beep from the old";
d1[149] = "A computer with the";
d1[150] = "You can tell him he can put the";
d1[151] = "How many times has the";
d1[152] = "If hear once more that the";
d1[153] = "Of course if you'd fitted the";
d1[154] = "If I can just grab hold of your";
d1[155] = "Wally, you can get the";

d2[1] = "system in all areas.";
d2[2] = "introduced, that's what we put in our report.";
d2[3] = "approach to reporting.";
d2[4] = "control system.";
d2[5] = "approach may work elsewhere, but not in Northern region!";
d2[6] = "management system then project information would be readily available.";
d2[7] = "manual.";
d2[8] = "system, as used by the firms.";
d2[9] = "system just crashed!";
d2[10] = "management instead of Best Value.";
d2[11] = "is mentioned in the NHS Plan!";
d2[12] = "system!";
d2[13] = "study is a waste of time!";
d2[14] = "jammed during printing!";
d2[15] = "manual will be introduced for the 2001/02 projects.";
d2[16] = "is good in most cases, but I wouldn't try it if IT security is an issue.";
d2[17] = "?";
d2[18] = "works just fine on my patch.";
d2[19] = "will not work in the hospital environment.";
d2[20] = "audit!";
d2[21] = "hangs at a perculiar angle.";
d2[22] = "in its original format.";
d2[23] = "overheating.";
d2[24] = "sales project in Cumbria!";
d2[25] = "then think again.";
d2[26] = "has been around for years, but it's obsolete nowadays.";
d2[27] = "quickly became the audit standard.";
d2[28] = "?";
d2[29] = "to move the focus group forward?";
d2[30] = "...? I think you'll like it.";
d2[31] = "is an oldie, but it's a goodie.";
d2[32] = "doesn't work in local government circles.";
d2[33] = "development program.";
d2[34] = "is not a bad suggestion, but I'm sure there's a better solution to the problem.";
d2[35] = "and I'm not fully satisfied.";
d2[36] = "used that way?";
d2[37] = "audit sure is neat!";
d2[38] = "in London because it's cheaper.";
d2[39] = "connected to the datashow.";
d2[40] = "to the datashow.";
d2[41] = "is the way ahead for this organisation.";
d2[42] = "inserted that way up for years!";
d2[43] = "here.";
d2[44] = "in that situation.";
d2[45] = "can be a pain in the backside.";
d2[46] = "can't be used in this trust.";
d2[47] = "fails too often under pressure.";
d2[48] = "thing is just IT vapourware.";
d2[49] = "will change the world of audit as we know it.";
d2[50] = "in place things will never be the same again.";
d2[51] = "will make e-audit even easier.";
d2[52] = "thank you.";
d2[53] = "in the Laserjet?";
d2[54] = "!!";
d2[55] = "would work as you expect.";
d2[56] = "doesn't work as expected.";
d2[57] = "to test for pregnancy!";
d2[58] = "doesn't convince me about e-audit.";
d2[59] = "? Yeah, sure.";
d2[60] = "is totally unreliable.";
d2[61] = "experts would only be a waste of time.";
d2[62] = "ran out of business.";
d2[63] = "because of a dispute on its copyright.";
d2[64] = "? The Council must be a bunch of idiots!";
d2[65] = "again!";
d2[66] = "installed in my computer.";
d2[67] = "tester.";
d2[68] = "is not meant for the average IT auditor.";
d2[69] = "...it's something made for 'the rest of the staff'.";
d2[70] = "being inserted correctly.";
d2[71] = "in the office!";
d2[72] = "is suitable for IT auditors?";
d2[73] = "over the previous version.";
d2[74] = "in my reports again? No, thanks...";
d2[75] = "in my laptop!";
d2[76] = "audit like a hole in the head.";
d2[77] = "that failed.";
d2[78] = "presentation.";
d2[79] = "will be enough to prevent further trouble.";
d2[80] = "without asking.";
d2[81] = "recommendation and they could do nothing.";
d2[82] = "I used.";
d2[83] = "is still classified as 'confidential'.";
d2[84] = "in the box.";
d2[85] = "unplugged!!!";
d2[86] = "developments.";
d2[87] = "just like I need a third hole in my nose.";
d2[88] = "was fired from his last job.";
d2[89] = "in binary format.";
d2[90] = "in the bottom hole!";
d2[91] = "onto its offside?";
d2[92] = "could be scrambled!";
d2[93] = "can be used as a temporary measure.";
d2[94] = "manual is worth its weight in gold.";
d2[95] = "in the usual way but the boss hasn't spoken to me since.";
d2[96] = "downtime here.";
d2[97] = "up and running in time.";
d2[98] = "in his career!";
d2[99] = "has a distinct background hum at high speed.";
d2[100] = "system.";
d2[101] = "in there!";
d2[102] = "where the sun don't shine!";
d2[103] = "can't get us the Gold Award, then nothing can.";
d2[104] = "way back in '98.";
d2[105] = "was supposed to revolutionise our management information system...it hasn't!.";
d2[106] = "is the way forward.";
d2[107] = "advances.";
d2[108] = "that's playing up again!";
d2[109] = "was way ahead of its time.";
d2[110] = "and you're looking at a week in hospital.";
d2[111] = "wins every time.";
d2[112] = "is not worth including!";
d2[113] = "device?";
d2[114] = "that way up should be sacked immediately.";
d2[115] = "system, it never would have sunk!";
d2[116] = "systems, but his idea still sucks!";
d2[117] = "will help to reduce the swelling.";
d2[118] = "testing will not make you sterile!";
d2[119] = "sound more complex than it is!";
d2[120] = "will make a difference then he's off his rocker!";
d2[121] = "on the Council.";
d2[122] = "slides.";
d2[123] = "the wrong way up, the boss hasn't been able to sit down.";
d2[124] = "!!";
d2[125] = "can blind you from over a mile away!";
d2[126] = "in the old Rover 75!";
d2[127] = "in their theatres.";
d2[128] = "tester, and it was no fun I can tell you.";
d2[129] = "fitted, we're stuffed for the period end!";
d2[130] = "for next year, then we qualify the accounts.";
d2[131] = "program!";
d2[132] = "system was in a right mess!";
d2[133] = "system rather than our quality manual";
d2[134] = "at the assessment centre";
d2[135] = "in here he's very much mistaken";
d2[136] = "by next December";
d2[137] = "is complete bo*****ks";
d2[138] = "only cost as few pounds extra!";
d2[139] = "by tomorrow, 'cos I'm off!";
d2[140] = "right up as far as it would go!";
d2[141] = "in there will bring tears to your eyes!";
d2[142] = "a bit, I think we're there!";
d2[143] = "the project will overrun by weeks.";
d2[144] = "before they see it!";
d2[145] = "I left it here last night?";
d2[146] = "at the team building event!";
d2[147] = "trade stand at the autumn conference.";
d2[148] = "equipment!";
d2[149] = "built in might just save the day!";
d2[150] = "in his pipe and smoke it!";
d2[151] = "got to fail before you'll listen to me?";
d2[152] = "is the new black, I'll scream!";
d2[153] = "in the first place we wouldn't be stuck here!";
d2[154] = "I will probably save the day!";
d2[155] = "from the stock cupboard, never mind B&Q!";




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