Caption #21

	Our favourite caption: The Newcastle United chairman attempts to illustrate to photographers how difficult life can be when the fans are on your back. Michael Frain
Damn superglue! That's the last time I put some on my gloves and boots and then grab this infernal dopey chair. And what the hell has landed on my back? Dudesville	The Finnish Health Service unveils its new transport initiative for invisible disabled people. Anon
All from Michael Frain: [10/10 for trying - Ed.] Mmmmmm, I appear to have been drugged and arranged in strange garments for the benefit of a web-based humorous caption competition. If only I could click my heels together I'd be back home in Boldon Colliery. Taxi! COCK!! The caption writers struggled with their toughest challenge yet! Discover magical Shotton Colliery this summer! Book a car with us and get a 2% discount on your next visit: UB40cabs, Terminal 1, Peterlee International Airport. WHAT MUST I LOOK LIKE? I FEEL STUPID!! The Newcastle United chairman attempts to illustrate to photographers how difficult life can be when the fans are on your back. (Look, I'm a man with a chair, there's a fan on me back and I'm skating on thin ice; it's perfectly clear!)
Bringing home the turkey Insaniel	Now, sir, don't forget to hold on tight.....sir.....sir??? Curly Billy
The Norwegian mobile hairdresser Baz	Newcastle United's biggest (and only) fan! Baz
Budget Taxi's - Canadian Branch Yogi	The Chairman is also a fan? Don Overall