Caption #22
| Our favourite caption: The regulars could not bear to look as, once again, the old man prepared to dip his finger into the spittoon to search for his gold tooth!
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| Lotto - the early years: "And the first number out tonight is.........number 1; second time out as a main ball.....". Baz | e-bay - the early years: I bid 1 talent for the old man in white. Baz |
| (guy in red:) ....98...99...100, ready or not here I come. And you'd better have hidden yourselves better this time!! Baz | (old man in white, seated at left) "This hairdresser is pathetic. I've been waiting here for hours and he still hasn't finished showing everyone where he cut his finger!" Curly Billy |
| Ah bid one quid for that lass over yonder ! caz | You're thinking of buying Craig Bellamy!? You might well hang your head in shame. Michael Frain |
| What makes you think I need the big step to get into bed dude? Look I can manage ok with this itty bitty little step here. Michael Frain | My legs don't fit my body! It looks like I'm standing behind this couch and my legs are on it? And why is my finger stuck up like this? Buck |
| The regulars could not bear to look as, once again, the old man prepared to dip his finger into the spittoon to search for his gold tooth! Curly Billy | Having washed it thoroughly I will now walk round to Mark who is chained to the wall under the arch and insert ..... Don Overalls |
| Paul Daniels, the early years: you'll like this; not a lot but you'll like this.... Baz | (man in red) "Ok, you pick a number out the hat, any number, and I'll guess what it is. Show the audience, so they know....." Don Overalls |
| "When I said we needed to take significant steps, I didn't expect you to bring them here!" Curly Billy | Years before Monty Python thought of the idea Plato demonstrated that he too had a tape recorder up his nose. Chuck |
