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Can you tell whose mother uses Persil washing powder?

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Curly Billy

I get so nervous when people watch me  make ice cream. 
Tatie
The first rehearsal of the amateur operatic society's performance of "police academy" was a complete shambles!
Joey
Fellas, this is gonna be the loudest whistlin' Pete ya ever did hear!
C.J.
Fig 1. Health and safety procedures for using a giant vacuum flask!
Big Luke
Do you realise how hard it's going to be for folks to think of a caption if all we do is stand like this?
Ben Doon
Two seconds after this photo was taken the entire police department was covered in pooh, as the giant suppository exploded!
Curly Billy
"Then you put the inflatable doll on this nozzle and open the valve!"
Curly Billy
There were some teething problems with the quality control setting on the "ACME Mark IV police officer cloning device"
Curly Billy
I don't care if this pitch pipe is tuned to Ab, we're singing the force song in F#!
Mad Max
 

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