| Our 2004/05 audit of the ISMS ism database (March 2005) revealed the following. Some contributors may appear more than once depending on the author and source of the ism. As you can see, there was a long way to go for anyone wishing to beat the President of the ISMS. | |
| The President of the ISMS 238 Fievel 80 Tim 26 Bill Consitt 23 Anon (from Iain Harris) 15 Anon PC 15 Russ Pottinger 14 Anon (Susan Messer) 13 Anon teacher (John Amos) 13 Nev 12 Anon (Peter Wood) 11 Anon (from Ken Fogel) 10 Anon (from Margaret Hautanen) 10 Anon (Iain Harris) 10 Brenda 10 Dolly 10 Anne Martin 8 Anon (Adrian Shandley) 7 Anon (Laurie Hawkes) 7 Friend of Susan Messer 7 Jim Belford 7 Ray Morris 7 Brian Mackley 6 Ian Bowley 6 Ian Bowley's brother-in-law 6 John Griffiths 6 June Grindley (Debbie Bradford) 6 Local Government Officer 6 Matty (Jim Denniston) 6 Radio 2 News 6 Alan Woods 5 Anon 5 Anon (Jim Belford) 5 Bob Evans 5 NHS Trust Officer 5 Tony Hall's neighbour 5 Anon (Suzanne & Tim) 4 from David Morgan 4 Graham Worthington 4 News broadcast 4 Paul Burdon 4 Peter Morgan's wife 4 Radio 2 interviewee 4 An unknown Planner/Estimator 3 Anon (Barry Mcneill) 3 Anon (Claire Eccles) 3 Anon (Dean Stocks) 3 Anon (Ian Bowley) 3 Anon (Jim Slater) 3 Anon (Robert Nestor) 3 Anon (Steve Taylor) 3 Co-worker of Susan Messer 3 David Prestwich 3 Dom Gittins' boss 3 Geoff Martin 3 George 3 Michelle Howchin (from Faye Lester) 3 Sylvia Pottinger 3 Alan Candlish 2 Andrew Allen 2 Anon (Andy) 2 Anon (Ashley Paddon) 2 Anon (Dave Gooding) 2 Anon (Ed Jenkins) 2 Anon (from Chris & Kerry Ellicot) 2 Anon (from Sandy McGivern) 2 Anon (George Dent) 2 Anon (George Gemmel) 2 Anon (Graham Gold) 2 Anon (Simon Cornell) 2 Anon (The Donovan Family) 2 Anon (Tom Shopland) 2 Anon (Vic Storey) 2 Anon soccer commentator (from Iain Harris) 2 Basil Hall's mother-in-law 2 C J Wiemann 2 Carmene Roy 2 Classic FM Radio News 2 Donna Smith 2 Elsie (from Ian Bowley) 2 Eric Cheetham 2 from Toni Gillan 2 Gordon Scott 2 Gordon Sparkes (BBC Radio Devon soccer commentator) 2 Hospital Engineer 2 Hospital Visitor (Karen Glynn) 2 Howard Linden 2 James Pickett 2 Jim Belford (anon) 2 Joanne McDonough 2 John Taylor 2 Karen's mother-in-law 2 Kelly Petroff 2 Kyle Thompson's g-g-grandmother 2 Lee Brandon's Mother-in-Law 2 Lis Christie 2 Manager (from Laurence Wilson) 2 Mark Halsall's wife 2 Mark Rose 2 Michael Frain 2 Nichola Fairless 2 O&M Report 2 Radio 4 interviewee 2 Ray Harrison 2 Regan Atkinson 2 Roger (Graham Mayor) 2 Roger Hall's mother 2 Tony Pottinger 2 Tracey Halsall 2 TV newscaster 2 TV Soccer commentator (from James Spearing) 2 Union shop steward 2 | |
| The following have all contributed 1 ism: Anon (A Pedant), Anon (Andrew Tonkin), Anon (Bernadette Bowley), Anon (Chas Berry), Anon (Chris Giggs), Anon (courtesy of Chris Ball (USA)), Anon (Dave Laine), Anon (David Morgan), Anon (Derek Marples), Anon (Emma Birks), Anon (friend of Karen), Anon (from Bruce Holt), Anon (from Cassandra Westwood), Anon (from Chris Keylock), Anon (from David Morgan), Anon (from Ian Bowley), Anon (from JP Sullivan), Anon (from Paul Fogarty), Anon (from Tony Missio), Anon (from: name witheld to protect future promotion prospects), Anon (G Murrell), Anon (Gareth Parkinson), Anon (Geoff Foster), Anon (Graeme Hunt), Anon (Ian Vaughan), Anon (James Reynolds), Anon (John Howarth), Anon (John Mackessack), Anon (Kenny), Anon (Laurence Newman), Anon (Linda Phipps), Anon (Mark Oppenheim), Anon (Michael Frain), Anon (Nichola Fairless), Anon (Nicky), Anon (Patricia Brindisi, Anon (Paul Finch), Anon (Rachel Deane), Anon (Richard Treadgold), Anon (Sheila Hull), Anon (Sherry Smith), Anon (Steve Parker), Anon (Sue Duxbury), Anon (Tom Witney), Anon cleaner (from Trevor Rutter), Anon father to young son, Anon lecturer (from Luke), Anon politician (from Max Abernethy), Anon Rhiain Hunter-Jones, Anon senior director (from John Patrick), Anon shop customer, Anon street trader (from Ian Bowley), Anon(Melanie Eccles), A&E consultant, AA Road sign (Robert Lane), Adrian Ogden, Adrian Roll, Adrian Roll's partner, Airline pilot (from Roger Vearncombe), Alan Burnett, Alan Meekings, Alan Padgham, Alban Arena Film listing (from David Thalenberg), Alec Swindon, Andrea Castling (report section heading), Andrew Christer, Andrew Marr, BBC Political Editor (from Jack Spearing), Andrew Windibank's aunt, Angry parent, Angus Macnay Barbara Wright, BBC news item, BBC Radio Newcastle commentator, BBC website (from Ian Bowley), BBC1 TV pundit Alan Hanson, BBC2 TV comentator at Trooping of the colour, BBC2 TV News, Becca Carlson, Brian Johnson, Brian Pemberton, British gas engineer, Bruce Wedgwood-Oppenheim, Business man on phone (from Graham Robinson) Car dealer, as part of safety talk, Carol, Caroline Brown, Cate Lamb, Catherine Banks, Celebrity on BBC TV 'Test the Nation - 20th Century Quiz' (Nic Cleveland), Channel 4 holiday home hunter, Channel 4 TV announcer, Charlie Byers, Chief Executive, Chief Executive's secretary, Chris Keylock, Chris Tatham, Christine Spence's MD, City Hospitals Sunderland, Claire Adams, Claire Eccles' daughter, Claire Myfanwy's grandfather, Classic FM RADIO - Mike Reid, Classic FM radio announcer, Club chairman (from Roger Vearncombe), Colin Battson's wife, Colin Cooper, Middlesbrough FC player (from Ian Bowley), Colin Perry's daughter, College Lecturer, Company director (from Laurence Wilson), Confused fisherman (from Graeme Thomas), Danna Kirk Mayhall, Darlington Council Member, David Bowley's Girlfriend, David Bowley's girlfriend, David Braun (from Nancy Glenn), David Morgan, David Morgan's flatmate, Debbie Crispino, Dental Technician STHCT, Detective at a case review (Philip Hickey, Dia-dull, Diane Gallacher, Director of OPs (North East), Disappointed soccer fan, Distraught mother during Australian TV interview (from Phil McNab), Dom Tiberi, Dr Abella, Dr Paul Baker, Duncan Bryant'd wife, Elaine Nicholson, Emma Birks, Emma from Big Brother (from Bob McDermott), Eustonlads, Fay Martin's boyfriend, Florist (Nichola Fairless), Football commentator Gordon Sparkes, from Lee Braddon, Frank Johnson, Frank Tracey, Freda Andrews, Friend of Martin Ferris, Gail (Carolyn Eager), Garage receptionist, Gary Lineker (about John Motson), Gary Worrell, Geoff Norris, Geoff Wynn, Geordie' guardsman at Trooping of the colour parade, George Bush (from Kristins Amadeus and others), George Reynolds, ex-Chair of Darlington FC (from Ian Bowley), Gerry Creechan, Gill Cox, Gillian Forsyth, Government spokeswoman , Grace (Ste Pittey), Green Party spokesman (from Roger Vearncombe), Harry Baker (from John Patrick), Harry Wilkinson, Heather McCartney, Heidi Berry's brother, Helen Slater's mother-in-law, Hil, a friend of Ruth Bennie, Hilary East, Hospital Joiner, Hospital out-patient, Hospital Porter, Howard Scott, Ian Bowley's daughter, Ian East, Ian East's mother, Ian Loudon's wife, Ian Munro, Ian's mother-in-law, Jacqui Bilcliffe, Jean Verity Doyle, Jefferson Research Report for CHS, Jim Brownlow, Jim Owens, Jim Woods, Jimmy Arnfield, BBC sports commentator, Jimmy Ledger - RHA Head of Statistics, Joe Kinnear, soccer manager, Joe Papworth, John Bainbridge, John Beston, John Fashanu, John McEnroe on the women's singles final, Joyce Parkin, Jurgen Achterfeldt, Karen Lloyd's mother, Kenneth's mother, Kevin Keltie, Krishna Hickman, Lady on phone at Kings Cross train station, Lady selling her house on BBC 2 TV, Lancashire County Council, Lauren Bowley, Lennie, Lisa, from Big Brother, Liz Ridge, Lynn Clark, Lynne Snowball, Managing director (from Laurence Wilson), Man-in-the-street interviewee, Margaret Finch, Mark Barker, Mark Dolan, Mark Lawrenson, Martin Carrell, Martin Green, Mary Bailey's father, Medical secretary, Medical staffing officer (North Durham), Metro Radio Sports Commentator, Michael Mohan's aunt, Michael Mohan's wife, Mick Coyne (and others), Mick Mitchell, Mike Brownlie's sister, Mike Frain, Mike Frain's daughter, Mike Richards, MKjobs website (David Wilson), Mrs C Keyte's sister, Maria, Neil Warnock, Sheffield United soccer manager, News headline on GMTV (24/3/04), Olympic Gymnast, Paul Hamm (from Peter Wood) P&O Cruise passenger(from James Sullivan), Pam (Bernard Reeves), Patient information leaflet (Hartlepool), Paul Finch, PC Plus magazine (from Tony Tudge), Peers Mclintock, Phil Carruthers, Police Officer, Princes William & Harry (Paul Weavers), Property developer on Channel 4 TV, Pupil's exclamation on seeing a tank full of snails (from Mark Langford) Radio 2 announcer Derek Jamieson, Radio 2 announcer Paul Jones, Radio 2 phone-in, Radio 3 announcer, Radio 3 News, Radio 5 announcer Danny Baker, Radio Cleveland, Radio Humberside (from Martin Ferris), Radio Newcastle News, Radio traffic news (from Chris McCarthy), Raymond (from Ian Bowley), Regional Management Accountant, Richard O'Brien (Crystal Maze), Richard Pottinger, Richard Traynier, Robert Nestor, Rod Theobald's wife, Roger Lovell's daughter in law, Ronnie, Ronnie Moreland, Ross Mclennan, Ruth (from Ian Bowley), Ruth Taylor (Judith Laurie), Sales Manager, Sandy McGivern, Sara Bunting, Sara rees, Sarah, Sarah (from Ian Bowley), Sarah Kennedy, BBC Radio 2 presenter, on safari (from Ian Bowley), Science forum poster, from David Morgan, Secretary of local football team (Tom Whelan), Self-employed builder, Sheila Pottinger, Shop sign, September 2004 (from Russ Pottinger), Sign in shop window (from Kim Barclay), Simon (Sherry Smith), Sir Malcolm Rifkin MP (Nic Cleveland), Sonia Filmer (Mark Tristem), South Wales Echo (from Peter Mabey), Staff memo (Heather Francis), Staff newsletter (from Greg Olszowski), Stanley G Wilson, Stephen Graham, Steve Heron, Steve McLaren (from Ian Bowley), Steve Mould, Store customer (Marie Johnson), Stuart MacDiarmid, Stuart MacDiarmid's son, Sue Forster, Sue Henderson, Sunday Express quiz answer, Susan Messer's friend, Susan Messer's sister, Syd Waddell, T B Watts, Tara McAdams' old boss, Frank, Telephone switchboard operator, Teri Waters, Terry Wogan, Tony Wright, Tracy Stokes, Trevor Francis, Trevor Rutter's mum, Trust Chairman, TTTV Interviewee, TV snooker commentator (from David Ferris), TV Soccer commentator - Portugal v Russia (from James Spearing), Two Cornish ladies (from Kristina Amadeus), Unhappy rugby supporter, Union rep. (from John Hogan), Un-named project manager, Urvashi Bramwell, Vanessa Miller, Various (from Nancy Glenn), Wendy Redwood, Wes Clark, Wesley Snipes in 'Drop Zone', Will Blandamer policy document, Will Greenwood, Harlequins RUFC, William Hague, Williamsport Sun Gazette (Don), Winston Peters (from Graham Barton), Woman on bus (Marie Johnson), (Anon) Dom Gittins, #1:Steve Arthur, #2:Tony Dyson |