Database audit 2007/08
 Our 2007/08 audit of the ISMS ism database (March 2008) revealed the following. 

Some contributors may appear more than once depending on the author and source of the ism.
As you can see, there is still a long way to go for anyone wishing to beat 'Fievel'.

Note: Fievel's identity is known to the ISMS but is kept anonymised to protect the guilty

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Fievel 294
The President of the ISMS 247
Tim 28
Anon (from Iain Harris) 25
Bill Consitt 23
Don Overall 17
Anon Police Constable 15
Russ Pottinger 15
Anon (from Susan Messer) 13
Anon teacher (from John Amos) 13
Nev 12
Anon (from Peter Wood) 11
Anon (from Ken Fogel) 10
Anon (from Margaret Hautanen) 10
Brenda 10
Debra Canning 10
Dolly 10
Anne Martin 8
Anon (from Ian Bowley) 8
Anon (from Adrian Shandley) 7
Anon (from Jim Belford) 7
Anon (from Laurie Hawkes) 7
Friend of Susan Messer 7
Jim Belford 7
Ray Morris 7
Anon 6
Brian Mackley 6
Ian Bowley 6
Ian Bowley's brother-in-law 6
John Griffiths 6
June Grindley (from Debbie Bradford) 6
Local Government Officers 6
Matty (from Jim Denniston) 6
Radio 2 News 6
Alan Woods 5
Baz Cox 5
Bob Evans 5
John Vercoe 5
Marco Le Chambre 5
NHS Trust Officer 5
Tony Hall's neighbour 5
Anon (from James Munden) 4
Anon (from Suzanne & Tim) 4
from David Morgan 4
Graham Worthington 4
News broadcast 4
Paul Burdon 4
Peter Morgan's wife 4
Radio 2 interviewee 4
An unknown Planner/Estimator 3
Anon (from Barry Mcneill) 3
Anon (from Claire Eccles) 3
Anon (from Dean Stocks) 3
Anon (from Erin Greenup) 3
Anon (from Jim Slater) 3
Anon (from Martin Ferris) 3
Anon (from Robert Nestor) 3
Anon (from Steve Taylor) 3
Co-worker of Susan Messer 3
David Prestwich 3
Dom Gittins' boss 3
Don Overalls 3
Elsie (from Ian Bowley) 3
Geoff Martin 3
George 3
Jeff Carlton 3
Joanne McDonough 3
Liddy Lewis 3
Michelle Howchin (from Faye Lester) 3
Radio Humberside (from Martin Ferris) 3
Sylvia Pottinger 3
Alan Candlish 2
Andrew Allen 2
Anon (from Andy) 2
Anon (from Ashley Paddon) 2
Anon (from Chris & Kerry Ellicot) 2
Anon (from Dave Gooding) 2
Anon (from David Morgan) 2
Anon (from Ed Jenkins) 2
Anon (from George Dent) 2
Anon (from George Gemmel) 2
Anon (from Graham Gold) 2
Anon (from Michael Frain) 2
Anon (from Neil Crowle) 2
Anon (from Sandy McGivern) 2
Anon (from Simon Cornell) 2
Anon (from The Donovan Family) 2
Anon (from Tim Clarke) 2
Anon (from Tom Shopland) 2
Anon (from Vic Storey) 2
Anon soccer commentator (from Iain Harris) 2
Basil Hall's mother-in-law 2
Brian Hockley 2
C J Wiemann 2
Carmene Roy 2
Classic FM Radio News 2
Donna Smith 2
Eric Cheetham 2
from Toni Gillan 2
Gary Bennet (Sunderland AFC pundit) 2
Gordon Scott 2
Gordon Sparkes (BBC Radio Devon soccer commentator) 2
Hospital Engineer 2
Hospital Visitor (from Karen Glynn) 2
Howard Linden 2
James Pickett 2
John Taylor 2
Joyce Parkin 2
Karen's mother-in-law 2
Kelly Petroff 2
Kyle Thompson's g-g-grandmother 2
Lee Brandon's Mother-in-Law 2
Lis Christie 2
Manager (from Laurence Wilson) 2
Mark Halsall's wife 2
Mark Rose 2
Michael Frain 2
Mrs Le Page 2
Nichola Fairless 2
O&M Report 2
Radio 4 interviewee 2
Ray Harrison 2
Regan Atkinson 2
Robin Knibb 2
Roger (from Graham Mayor) 2
Roger Hall's mother 2
Tony Pottinger 2
Tracey Halsall 2
TV newscaster 2
TV Soccer commentator (from James Spearing) 2
Union shop steward 2



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 The following have 1 ism attributed to them:

A friend of Baz Cox
A&E consultant
AA Road sign (from Robert Lane)
Adrian Ogden
Adrian Roll
Adrian Roll's partner
advertisement - Hull Daily Mail (from Martin Ferris)
Airline pilot (from Roger Vearncombe)
Alan Burnett
Alan Meekings
Alan Padgham
Alban Arena Film listing (from David Thalenberg)
Alec Swindon
Amy (Simon's Hairdresser)
Andrea Castling (report section heading)
Andrew Christer
Andrew Marr, BBC Political Editor (from Jack Spearing)
Andrew Windibank's aunt
Angry parent
Angus Macnay
Anil Vadehra
Anon (courtesy of Chris Ball (USA))
Anon (from A Pedant)
Anon (from Alec Sewell)
Anon (from Andrew Tonkin)
Anon (from Bernadette Bowley)
Anon (from Bruce Holt)
Anon (from Cassandra Westwood)
Anon (from Chas Berry)
Anon (from Chris Giggs)
Anon (from Chris Keylock)
Anon (from Dave Laine)
Anon (from Derek Marples)
Anon (from Dom Gittins)
Anon (from Emma Birks)
Anon (from friend of Karen)
Anon (from G Murrell)
Anon (from Gareth Parkinson)
Anon (from Geoff Foster)
Anon (from Graeme Hunt)
Anon (from Ian Vaughan)
Anon (from James Reynolds)
Anon (from John Howarth)
Anon (from John Mackessack)
Anon (from JP Sullivan)
Anon (from Keith House)
Anon (from Kenny)
Anon (from Laurence Newman)
Anon (from Linda Phipps)
Anon (from Marion Talbot)
Anon (from Nichola Fairless)
Anon (from Nicky)
Anon (from Patricia Brindisi
Anon (from Paul Finch)
Anon (from Paul Fogarty)
Anon (from Rachel Deane)
Anon (from Richard Treadgold)
Anon (from Sheila Hull)
Anon (from Sherry Smith)
Anon (from Steve Parker)
Anon (from Sue Duxbury)
Anon (from Tom Witney)
Anon (from Tony Missio)
Anon (from: name witheld to protect future promotion prospects)
Anon (Mark Oppenheim)
Anon (Michael Frain)
Anon Audit Manager (from Sarah Wishart)
Anon cleaner (from Trevor Rutter)
Anon father to young son
Anon lecturer (from Luke)
Anon politician (from Max Abernethy)
Anon Rhiain Hunter-Jones
Anon senior director (from John Patrick)
Anon shop customer
Anon street trader (from Ian Bowley)
Anon(from Melanie Eccles)
ASDA soup label (from Elaine Nicholson)
Barbara Wright
BBC news correspondent
BBC news item
BBC Radio Newcastle commentator
BBC website (from Ian Bowley)
BBC1 TV pundit Alan Hanson
BBC2 TV commentator at Trooping of the colour
BBC2 TV News
Becca Carlson
Bob Bobbins
Brian Johnson
Brian Pemberton
Brian Spears
Brian, Big Brother, 10.8.07 (from Sheila Hull)
British gas engineer
Bruce Wedgwood-Oppenheim
Business man on phone (from Graham Robinson)
Car dealer, as part of safety talk
Carol
Caroline Brown
Cate Lamb
Catherine Banks
Celebrity on BBC TV 'Test the Nation - 20th Century Quiz' (from Nic Cleveland)
Channel 4 holiday home hunter
Channel 4 TV announcer
Charlie Byers
Chief Executive
Chief Executive's secretary
Chris Keylock
Chris Tatham
Christine Spence's MD
City Hospitals Sunderland
Claire Adams
Claire Eccles' daughter
Claire Myfanwy's grandfather
Classic FM RADIO - Mike Reid
Classic FM radio announcer
Club chairman (from Roger Vearncombe)
Colin Battson's wife
Colin Cooper, Middlesbrough FC player (from Ian Bowley)
Colin Perry's daughter
College Lecturer
Company director (from Laurence Wilson)
Confused fisherman (from Graeme Thomas)
Contact, Help, Advice and Information Network (CHAIN) (from Martin Ferris)
Danna Kirk Mayhall
Darlington Council Member
David Bowley's Girlfriend
David Bowley's girlfriend
David Braun (from Nancy Glenn)
David Morgan
David Morgan's flatmate
Debbie Crispino
Demonstrator on idealworld TV
Dental Technician STHCT
Detective at a case review (from Philip Hickey
Dia-dull
Diane Gallacher
Director of OPs (North East)
Disappointed soccer fan
Distraught mother during Australian TV interview (from Phil McNab)
Dogger Davis
Dom Tiberi
Dr Abella
Dr Paul Baker
Duncan Bryant'd wife
Durham Internal Audit Services
early Blue Peter show (from Roger Dey)
East Yorkshire Motor Services website
Elaine Nicholson
Elaine Nicholson (mistyping in her meeting notes)
Emma Birks
Emma from Big Brother (from Bob McDermott)
Eustonlads
Fay Martin's boyfriend
Florist (from Nichola Fairless)
Football commentator Gordon Sparkes, from Lee Braddon
Frank Johnson
Frank Tracey
Freda Andrews
Friend of Martin Ferris
from Al & Shirley Smith
from John Train and others
from Patrick Potts
from Richard Paxman
from Russ Pottinger (keen to ask them 'is there anything I need?')
Gail (from Carolyn Eager)
Garage receptionist
Gary Lineker (about John Motson)
Gary Worrell
Geoff Norris
Geoff Wynn
Geordie' guardsman at Trooping of the colour parade
George Bush (from Kristins Amadeus and others)
George Reynolds, ex-Chair of Darlington FC (from Ian Bowley)
Gerry Creechan
Gill Cox
Gill Gittins
Gillian Forsyth
Government spokeswoman
Grace (from Ste Pittey)
Green Party spokesman (from Roger Vearncombe)
Harry Baker (from John Patrick)
Harry Wilkinson
Heather McCartney
Heidi Berry's brother
Helen Foster's mother
Helen Slater's mother-in-law
Hil, a friend of Ruth Bennie
Hilary East
Hospital Director
Hospital Joiner
Hospital out-patient
Hospital Porter
Howard Scott
Hull Daily Mail (from Martin Ferris)
Iain Dowie of Crystal Palace FC (from Glenn Fairhall)
Ian Bowley's daughter
Ian East
Ian East's mother
Ian Loudon's wife
Ian Munro
Ian's mother-in-law
Jacqui Bilcliffe
James Munden (from Glenn Fairhall)
Jean Verity Doyle
Jeff Stelling, Sky Sports Anchorman
Jefferson Research Report for CHS
Jim Brownlow
Jim Owens
Jim Woods
Jimmy Arnfield, BBC sports commentator
Jimmy Ledger - RHA Head of Statistics
Joe Kinnear, soccer manager
Joe Papworth
John Bainbridge
John Beston
John Fashanu
John Inverdale (from Martin Ferris)
John McEnroe on the women's singles final
Julie Davis
Jurgen Achterfeldt
Karen Lloyd's mother
Kenneth's mother
Kevin Keltie
Krishna Hickman
Lady on phone at Kings Cross train station
Lady selling her house on BBC 2 TV
Lancashire County Council
Lauren Bowley
Lennie
Lisa, from Big Brother
Live Divine' Black Dyke brass band album cover
Liz Ridge
Lynn Clark
Lynne Snowball
Managing director (from Laurence Wilson)
Man-in-the-street interviewee
Margaret Finch
Marion Talbot
Mark Barker
Mark Dolan
Mark Field
Mark Lawrenson
Martin Carrell
Martin Green
Mary Bailey's father
Medical secretary
Medical staffing officer (from North Durham)
Metro Radio Sports Commentator
Michael Mohan's aunt
Michael Mohan's wife
Mick Coyne (and others)
Mick Mitchell
Mike Brownlie's sister
Mike Frain
Mike Frain's daughter
Mike Richards
MKjobs website (from David Wilson)
Mrs C Keyte's sister, Maria
Mrs Davis
Mrs V
na se oliver
National Express East Coast
Neil Jordan
Neil Warnock, Sheffield United soccer manager
News headline on GMTV (24/3/04)
Nic Cleveland's mother-in-law
Nigel Beedles' mother
octogenarian ex-manager Bobbie Robson
Olympic Gymnast, Paul Hamm (from Peter Wood)
P&O Cruise passenger(from James Sullivan)
Pam (from Bernard Reeves)
Patient information leaflet (Hartlepool)
Paul Finch
PC Plus magazine (from Tony Tudge)
PCT email
Peers Mclintock
Peggy Mitchell, Eastenders, 13/09/07
Pete Kostiuk
Phil Carruthers
Police Officer
Princes William & Harry (from Paul Weavers)
Property developer on Channel 4 TV
Pupil's exclamation on seeing a tank full of snails (from Mark Langford)
Radio 2 announcer Derek Jamieson
Radio 2 announcer Paul Jones
Radio 2 phone-in
Radio 3 announcer
Radio 3 News
Radio 5 announcer Danny Baker
Radio Cleveland
Radio Newcastle News
Radio Newcastle sports reporter
Radio traffic news (from Chris McCarthy)
Raymond (from Ian Bowley)
Redcar & Cleveland Partnership
Regional Management Accountant
Richard O'Brien (from Crystal Maze)
Richard Pottinger
Richard Traynier
Robert Nestor
Rod Theobald's wife
Roger Lovell's daughter in law
Ronnie
Ronnie Moreland
Ross Mclennan
Ruth (from Ian Bowley)
Ruth Taylor (from Judith Laurie)
Sadie-Kate Furniss
Sales Manager
Sandy McGivern
Sara Bunting
Sara rees
Sarah
Sarah (from Ian Bowley)
Sarah Kennedy, BBC Radio 2 presenter, on safari (from Ian Bowley)
Science forum poster, from David Morgan
Secretary of local football team (from Tom Whelan)
Self-employed builder
Sheila Pottinger
Shop sign, September 2004 (from Russ Pottinger)
Sign in shop window (from Kim Barclay)
Simon (from Sherry Smith)
Sir Malcolm Rifkin MP (from Nic Cleveland)
Sonia Filmer (from Mark Tristem)
South Wales Echo (from Peter Mabey)
Staff memo (from Heather Francis)
Staff newsletter (from Greg Olszowski)
Stanley G Wilson
Stephen Graham
Steve Arthur
Steve Arthur
Steve Heron
Steve McLaren (from Ian Bowley)
Steve Mould
Store customer (from Marie Johnson)
Store manager
Stuart MacDiarmid
Stuart MacDiarmid's son
Sue Forster
Sue Henderson
Sunday Express quiz answer
Susan Messer's friend
Susan Messer's sister
Syd Waddell
T B Watts
Tara McAdams' old boss, Frank
Telephone switchboard operator
Teri Waters
Terry Wogan
the 'Captain of the World'
Tony Dyson
Tony Wright
Tracy Stokes
Trevor Francis
Trevor Rutter's mum
Trust Chairman
TTTV Interviewee
TV snooker commentator (from David Ferris)
TV Soccer commentator - Portugal v Russia (from James Spearing)
Two Cornish ladies (from Kristina Amadeus)
Unhappy rugby supporter
Union rep. (from John Hogan)
Unknown Planner/Estimator
Un-named project manager
Urvashi Bramwell
Vanessa Miller
Various (from Nancy Glenn)
Wendy Redwood
Wes Clark
Wesley Snipes in 'Drop Zone'
Will Blandamer policy document
Will Greenwood, Harlequins RUFC
William Hague
Williamsport Sun Gazette (from Don)
Winston Peters (from Graham Barton)
Winston Peters (from Graham Barton)
Woman on bus (from Marie Johnson)

 

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