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}
function bannerCode() {
}
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// ISMS data goes below here. Do not change, overwrite or mess with the program above this line
/* database records */
add("The Institution of Silly & Meaningless Sayings","Database 2010/11","0")
add("Nationally, all over the country","The President of the ISMS","1")
add("He drove past Penshaw ointment","Gordon Scott","2")
add("An inch-and-a-half-pound hammer","The President of the ISMS","3")
add("That's imperial to me","The President of the ISMS","4")
add("Are you casting nasturtiums at me?","The President of the ISMS","5")
add("Someone is making insinuendos","The President of the ISMS","6")
add("He drove over Redroof Bridge","The President of the ISMS","7")
add("Someone has been making allegations ......... I want the alligators to own up now!","Union shop steward","8")
add("That survey is a damp duck","The President of the ISMS","9")
add("The Renault 12 has a refinery","The President of the ISMS","10")
add("We can't stand here with our caps on our heads and say the figures are correct","The President of the ISMS","11")
add("It's in the CSSD department (central sterile supplies department department)","The President of the ISMS","12")
add("PRR rates (performance related rates rates)","The President of the ISMS","13")
add("Working our eyes to the bone","The President of the ISMS","14")
add("We were up to the kneeballs in snow","The President of the ISMS","15")
add("There was a highjacked autojugger across the road","The President of the ISMS","16")
add("You have the black areas and the white areas and in between ...... the green areas","The President of the ISMS","17")
add("Take a hysterical reference period","The President of the ISMS","18")
add("It's finished ............it's a squashed duck!","The President of the ISMS","19")
add("He had four GCEs and five CSSDs","The President of the ISMS","20")
add("We can't have that brandied about","The President of the ISMS","21")
add("A new war film ........ 'Acollapips Now'","The President of the ISMS","22")
add("They'll be giving prisoners five-poster beds next","The President of the ISMS","23")
add("Looking down her cleaverage","Jim Owens","24")
add("Ten thousand grand pounds","The President of the ISMS","25")
add("Our team should be self-independent","The President of the ISMS","26")
add("A six-month-year-old-baby","The President of the ISMS","27")
add("Working between these tight perambulators","Alan Woods","28")
add("Attached at Appendicee A","The President of the ISMS","29")
add("Let's draw up a matricee","The President of the ISMS","30")
add("Hours of manput","The President of the ISMS","31")
add("He was very charmingful","The President of the ISMS","32")
add("Well, that's split the beans","The President of the ISMS","33")
add("A heated rear number plate","The President of the ISMS","34")
add("Stereo with double Dolby","The President of the ISMS","35")
add("I wouldn't know her from Adam","The President of the ISMS","36")
add("He's just the scrapecoat","The President of the ISMS","37")
add("Have you got the 'Z to Y Street Guide'?","The President of the ISMS","38")
add("Parakeet flooring","The President of the ISMS","39")
add("He's been subconded to another unit","The President of the ISMS","40")
add("Well we're just back to Quo Vadis","The President of the ISMS","41")
add("A waste disposable unit","The President of the ISMS","42")
add("She's very retirecent","The President of the ISMS","43")
add("Bullets were ricketing all around","The President of the ISMS","44")
add("Aquapuncture is very good for you","The President of the ISMS","45")
add("Find out its alpha number","The President of the ISMS","46")
add("Dississipate the smell","The President of the ISMS","47")
add("We'll have to do an addendment","The President of the ISMS","48")
add("That bonus scheme is unfinancially viable","The President of the ISMS","49")
add("I'm not putting my head on the rack","The President of the ISMS","50")
add("I hope the poisoned duck don't get the job","The President of the ISMS","51")
add("Funeral decorators","The President of the ISMS","52")
add("He smokes like a trooper","Anne Martin","53")
add("Bent as a two-bob-bit","Anne Martin","54")
add("The solicitor hadn't got a case to stand on","The President of the ISMS","55")
add("Order some vanilla folders","The President of the ISMS","56")
add("A four floor storey building","The President of the ISMS","57")
add("Nickel Canadium batteries","Russ Pottinger","58")
add("Working hand over foot","The President of the ISMS","59")
add("Six pelanty points","The President of the ISMS","60")
add("Having a liquid drink","Ian Bowley","61")
add("Have you got any quabbles","The President of the ISMS","62")
add("You've misconscrewed me","The President of the ISMS","63")
add("Throwing a fly into the works","Anne Martin","64")
add("Drinking a cravat of wine","Ian Bowley's brother-in-law","65")
add("Pull the other bell, it's got legs on","The President of the ISMS","66")
add("I suppose I'll have to chip-up and cough-in","The President of the ISMS","67")
add("We're unindated with work","The President of the ISMS","68")
add("I'll have to fill a demi-jar","The President of the ISMS","69")
add("He uses the umbrella technique of management","The President of the ISMS","70")
add("A six-monthly meeting every year","The President of the ISMS","71")
add("I'm not au pair with the situation","The President of the ISMS","72")
add("I, myself, personally ......","The President of the ISMS","73")
add("I hate those carry-cot beans","The President of the ISMS","74")
add("Let's design a motive or a logi","The President of the ISMS","75")
add("Staying in prison just makes you an old slag","The President of the ISMS","76")
add("I hope that sorts out the chiff chaff","The President of the ISMS","77")
add("Let's prepare some IBS schemes","The President of the ISMS","78")
add("A Volvo 760 Jumbo","Frank Tracey","79")
add("Working in the ITU unit","The President of the ISMS","80")
add("Complete with VDU unit","The President of the ISMS","81")
add("He changes like a carmeelia","The President of the ISMS","82")
add("It's awful cleaning up all that theses","The President of the ISMS","83")
add("I love those Spanish flamingo dancers","The President of the ISMS","84")
add("He can't tell one hand from the left","The President of the ISMS","85")
add("That's equal to one full-time FTE","The President of the ISMS","86")
add("The walls were covered with muriels","The President of the ISMS","87")
add("Fancy showing all of your cards to the deck","The President of the ISMS","88")
add("Have you got any A4 foolscrap","The President of the ISMS","89")
add("The President of Libya .......... Colonel Macgaffy","The President of the ISMS","90")
add("Of course that's not sancrosenkt","The President of the ISMS","91")
add("As flat as a die","The President of the ISMS","92")
add("Can I see you about these tenderisation documents","Geoff Martin","93")
add("That's a double-barrelled sword","Bob Evans","94")
add("A three-wheeled bicycle","Geoff Martin","95")
add("She just yabbles on","The President of the ISMS","96")
add("He's been sexually raped","The President of the ISMS","97")
add("I'm not cowtailing down to her","The President of the ISMS","98")
add("Celtic strip .......... green and white striped hoops","The President of the ISMS","99")
add("We don't get paid ........in fact, we do it for free","The President of the ISMS","100")
add("It's all those chocolate kit-e-kats he eats","The President of the ISMS","101")
add("That's just another hurdle we'll have to carry","Terry Wogan","102")
add("Crockery will be centrally dishwashed","Martin Carrell","103")
add("That must be unecomical","The President of the ISMS","104")
add("Technicalogical","Russ Pottinger","105")
add("Ronald Reagan made an unpresidented remark","Radio 3 News","106")
add("It may happen in the recent future","The President of the ISMS","107")
add("Did he sound gropey on the phone?","The President of the ISMS","108")
add("He was as brown as a badger","Ian Bowley's brother-in-law","109")
add("That will make the feathers fly","The President of the ISMS","110")
add("Drunk as a wheel barrow","An unknown Planner/Estimator","111")
add("He drinks like there's no yesterday","An unknown Planner/Estimator","112")
add("He's got a brain like a cows udder","An unknown Planner/Estimator","113")
add("He's a nasty piece of fish","The President of the ISMS","114")
add("He's in hot weather over that mistake","The President of the ISMS","115")
add("You've hit the nose on the head there","The President of the ISMS","116")
add("The Arab oil ministers have reached a shaky agreement","Radio 2 News","117")
add("A human cry went up at Shotley Bridge","The President of the ISMS","118")
add("We can't have people just poddling about","The President of the ISMS","119")
add("Ninety-nine times out of ten","Sheila Pottinger","120")
add("Double the answer by six","The President of the ISMS","121")
add("Now you're just picking hairs","Alan Woods","122")
add("A one-armed band machine","Frank Johnson","123")
add("Disrecount that last remark","Russ Pottinger","124")
add("He wants to sit on both ends of the fence","Alan Woods","125")
add("The FA cup and league triple","The President of the ISMS","126")
add("She was here two weeks tomorrow ago","The President of the ISMS","127")
add("He was caught in a cleft fist","The President of the ISMS","128")
add("The juvenile jazz band all played bazookas","The President of the ISMS","129")
add("We'll all be left with cheek on our faces","The President of the ISMS","130")
add("He was super-fast .......... he had quick reflections","The President of the ISMS","131")
add("The laugh will be on my hands then","The President of the ISMS","132")
add("My new car will be a Fiat Accompli","The President of the ISMS","133")
add("Don't give up the towel","The President of the ISMS","134")
add("I think they've been sold a black pig","The President of the ISMS","135")
add("Don't unrest any stones","The President of the ISMS","136")
add("We'll have to iron out the qwerps","The President of the ISMS","137")
add("He was saved at the twelfth hour","The President of the ISMS","138")
add("A breadth of fresh air","The President of the ISMS","139")
add("All that intense work was certainly bog-minding","The President of the ISMS","140")
add("He'll just pack the bus to us","The President of the ISMS","141")
add("Once you understand the methology you'll be all right","The President of the ISMS","142")
add("A four floorey building","The President of the ISMS","143")
add("Why not buy an on-the-peg suit","Sylvia Pottinger","144")
add("He just sat about for two months ...... June, July and August","The President of the ISMS","145")
add("He just sits and cowpatulates","Alan Woods","146")
add("All the can was on my shoulders","The President of the ISMS","147")
add("With all that work he'll be chained hand and sink","The President of the ISMS","148")
add("He's just wool in sheep's clothing","The President of the ISMS","149")
add("That's no problem off my nose","The President of the ISMS","150")
add("That's put the shit among the pigeons","The President of the ISMS","151")
add("To all intensive purposes","The President of the ISMS","152")
add("I was taught to speak in capital letters","Anne Martin","153")
add("All the figures have been masqueraded","The President of the ISMS","154")
add("Frank Bruno .......... the great white hope","The President of the ISMS","155")
add("I love eating maroons","Ian Bowley's brother-in-law","156")
add("Let's keep ourselves above the headball","The President of the ISMS","157")
add("That's just bad grapes","The President of the ISMS","158")
add("It had a three speed gearbox with a fifth gear","Ian Bowley","159")
add("Get some acetape slides for the projector","The President of the ISMS","160")
add("The pet answer is ......","The President of the ISMS","161")
add("A match by match commentary","The President of the ISMS","162")
add("Statisticles","Jimmy Ledger - RHA Head of Statistics","163")
add("Drop up a drough raft","The President of the ISMS","164")
add("The contractors will be laughing down a drain by now","The President of the ISMS","165")
add("He belongs to a witch's coffin","The President of the ISMS","166")
add("He's running by the hare and hounds","The President of the ISMS","167")
add("The velocity of the laundry is bound to increase","The President of the ISMS","168")
add("He had a standing ovulation","Ian Bowley's brother-in-law","169")
add("A nose-to-nose tail-back","The President of the ISMS","170")
add("Spreading like wild flour","The President of the ISMS","171")
add("I'm not putting my head on the rack to get hung","The President of the ISMS","172")
add("Mary Smith was his right hand man","The President of the ISMS","173")
add("I'm better than any one of them put together","The President of the ISMS","174")
add("Let's put it in prospective","The President of the ISMS","175")
add("What is the cost per captive head?","The President of the ISMS","176")
add("We need people with the right experterience","The President of the ISMS","177")
add("He was new and was just feeling his feet","The President of the ISMS","178")
add("We've missed the boat of no return","The President of the ISMS","179")
add("We've been sold a duck","The President of the ISMS","180")
add("The onus is back on our shoulders","The President of the ISMS","181")
add("We'll have to fuddle through","The President of the ISMS","182")
add("Running around like an egg-less chicken","The President of the ISMS","183")
add("We need subscription into the armed services","The President of the ISMS","184")
add("I don't squelch on my bets","The President of the ISMS","185")
add("There's no fools on him","The President of the ISMS","186")
add("He's got channel vision","The President of the ISMS","187")
add("He's like the three L's .......... sick, lame and lazy","The President of the ISMS","188")
add("He knows Gateshead like the back of his head","Ian Bowley's brother-in-law","189")
add("Systems Analysists","Russ Pottinger","190")
add("But for the sterling help of the finance officer .......","O&M Report","191")
add("It's the current practice for electricians","O&M Report","192")
add("Rotary and alternative shift allowances","The President of the ISMS","193")
add("Get a piece of pen and a paper handy","Geoff Martin","194")
add("I hope you haven't been misconfused","The President of the ISMS","195")
add("I've been trying to nobble her knees for years","The President of the ISMS","196")
add("The bettering of brud","The President of the ISMS","197")
add("The floor cleaning team do splot cleaning","The President of the ISMS","198")
add("My next door neighbour, three doors away","The President of the ISMS","199")
add("They were having fighty-cuffs","Anne Martin","200")
add("We've had a few cross swords","Bob Evans","201")
add("He's in a different frame of mood","The President of the ISMS","202")
add("Tight as a camel's arse in a snow storm","Anne Martin","203")
add("Can I speak to Mr Worth or his counter-partner","The President of the ISMS","204")
add("He should be put down and shot","The President of the ISMS","205")
add("He's on a high independent ward","The President of the ISMS","206")
add("He was on the crest of a peak of a wave","The President of the ISMS","207")
add("A major crisee","The President of the ISMS","208")
add("The NFIS ..........the national incentive financial scheme","The President of the ISMS","209")
add("I think you think I'm under an apprehension","The President of the ISMS","210")
add("He just sat and bit his teeth","The President of the ISMS","211")
add("I'm not as green as I'm carrot looking","The President of the ISMS","212")
add("An ante-natal bet","Ian Bowley","213")
add("I'm not putting my head on the line","The President of the ISMS","214")
add("You can't have either if or what","The President of the ISMS","215")
add("He accused us of codwalloping the figures","The President of the ISMS","216")
add("Our figures are not co-tangent with theirs","The President of the ISMS","217")
add("She's was just bouncing the drum","The President of the ISMS","218")
add("She's just riding buckshod over everyone","The President of the ISMS","219")
add("He uses backshop and cornerhand methods","The President of the ISMS","220")
add("It's all back in the mental pot","The President of the ISMS","221")
add("The squeaky suspension was sprayed with UB40","Karen Lloyd's mother","222")
add("It'll all snowbound back on them","The President of the ISMS","223")
add("It's into the tunnel and all of the water's out","The President of the ISMS","224")
add("The Kingsbury rules of boxing","The President of the ISMS","225")
add("He's almost always ever-present","Bob Evans","226")
add("He's on infertility benefit","Anne Martin","227")
add("I would have chickened out and cried sheep","The President of the ISMS","228")
add("I had a week's tossle over that one","The President of the ISMS","229")
add("He doesn't rub salt with me","The President of the ISMS","230")
add("I've come for my GCE injection","Hospital out-patient","231")
add("As Quasimodo would say .....'You rang'","The President of the ISMS","232")
add("All-day Thursday morning","The President of the ISMS","233")
add("Ground coffee tea bags","Sylvia Pottinger","234")
add("He was just cracking the big stick","The President of the ISMS","235")
add("You can't post-applicate but you can post-apply","The President of the ISMS","236")
add("It's a gross mis-fiddle","The President of the ISMS","237")
add("Check it on a week-to-day basis","The President of the ISMS","238")
add("You can't sliver spoon them all the time","The President of the ISMS","239")
add("There's been nothing to countercede it","The President of the ISMS","240")
add("There's only one word for it ........... Magic Darts","Syd Waddell","241")
add("Calculate the metric linear footage","The President of the ISMS","242")
add("It will help to dis-encourage them","The President of the ISMS","243")
add("The Planner-Estimators will reconciliate","The President of the ISMS","244")
add("We'll use it universally on a national basis","The President of the ISMS","245")
add("That's the name of the ball we're in","The President of the ISMS","246")
add("The dis-assemble and re-mantle phases","The President of the ISMS","247")
add("The Planner-Esimators are compeetant","The President of the ISMS","248")
add("He was looking at his shadow in the mirror","The President of the ISMS","249")
add("He was an under-bearer at a funeral","The President of the ISMS","250")
add("They're a run of the middle of the table team","Bob Evans","251")
add("They put the ham in moslem bags","Ian Bowley's brother-in-law","252")
add("He was in and out like a yo-yo","The President of the ISMS","253")
add("Defacinated coffee","The President of the ISMS","254")
add("That's a round about robin way to do it","The President of the ISMS","255")
add("We'll have to do a red robin around the districts","The President of the ISMS","256")
add("..... with two copies forwarded back to us","Bob Evans","257")
add("It was all hot press on the wireless today","The President of the ISMS","258")
add("The crowd were standing on their heads clapping their hands","The President of the ISMS","259")
add("He's just sitting on the hedge","Alan Woods","260")
add("Why not order marionated chicken","The President of the ISMS","261")
add("He's as bent as a ten pound note","Anne Martin","262")
add("Geoff is Jim's second-hand man","The President of the ISMS","263")
add("We'll have to do a hatch-up job to rescue this","The President of the ISMS","264")
add("I use semi-skilled milk","The President of the ISMS","265")
add("He went at it like a raw dog","The President of the ISMS","266")
add("She was brought up with a silver dish","The President of the ISMS","267")
add("The proof's in the pudding","The President of the ISMS","268")
add("We disagree with that in totem","Union shop steward","269")
add("That'll put the cookie amongst the crumble","The President of the ISMS","270")
add("They'll get a rostering for that","The President of the ISMS","271")
add("Running around like a long-lost sheep","The President of the ISMS","272")
add("This clock runs better on Durex batteries","Ian East's mother","273")
add("He was getting a major share of the lion's cake","Phil Carruthers","274")
add("That's food to my ears","The President of the ISMS","275")
add("They leap-frogged him hand-cuffed out of the Metro Centre","The President of the ISMS","276")
add("That works out at two square minutes per letter","Ian East","277")
add("A detached three-bedroomed semi","The President of the ISMS","278")
add("She's just the middle-man","Russ Pottinger","279")
add("Senile dimensions have set in","The President of the ISMS","280")
add("The Computer Protection Act","The President of the ISMS","281")
add("PCM ..... Process Quality Management","College Lecturer","282")
add("His lip is too big for his boots","The President of the ISMS","283")
add("Mrs Thatcher doesn't give a Toyota about it","Man-in-the-street interviewee","284")
add("It has continuous hot water all the time","Hospital Porter","285")
add("He went to Sunday school religiously every week","Brian Mackley","286")
add("That's no skin off my back","The President of the ISMS","287")
add("That's got that stomach off my chest","The President of the ISMS","288")
add("He keeps turning up like a rolling stone","The President of the ISMS","289")
add("Let's put things on an evil keel","Ray Harrison","290")
add("He'll rue every hair on his head","The President of the ISMS","291")
add("He threw his ring into the hat","Brian Mackley","292")
add("A VHSS video recorder","The President of the ISMS","293")
add("It was an under-the-carpet job","The President of the ISMS","294")
add("He's as much use as a chocolate orange","The President of the ISMS","295")
add("He drives me round the pole","Anon","296")
add("He put her through the grill at interview","Brian Mackley","297")
add("That'll put them leap years ahead of us","Angus Macnay","298")
add("That'll set the fat amongst the pigeons","The President of the ISMS","299")
add("He's put a scotch on that","The President of the ISMS","300")
add("They'll end up paying over the nose for that","Brian Mackley","301")
add("It died a duck","The President of the ISMS","302")
add("Let's do it annually ...... or at least once each year","The President of the ISMS","303")
add("Let's sort out the modus operandi, or at least how we do it","Geoff Wynn","304")
add("A spring inferior mattress","John Beston","305")
add("He had testicles spread all over the country","Brian Mackley","306")
add("Working down the mines ..... you just get a pittance","Jim Brownlow","307")
add("And prior to that ..... but at the same time","Ray Harrison","308")
add("They're now using square volume","John Bainbridge","309")
add("Let's pull out all the strings","Ian Bowley","310")
add("HGV vehicles","Radio 2 News","311")
add("We'll be undertaking dummy runs in the neonatal department","Brian Mackley","312")
add("I'll keep my ears peeled","Ian Bowley","313")
add("Mozart's piano concerto number 40 ..... one of his key works","Radio 3 announcer","314")
add("He pushed the boat out into no-man's land","The President of the ISMS","315")
add("I'm just flogging my head against a brick wall","Gordon Scott","316")
add("He communicates to London by train every day","The President of the ISMS","317")
add("That was totally fruitile","Anon (from Ian Bowley)","318")
add("Which came first ..... the bacon or the egg","The President of the ISMS","319")
add("I didn't know the answer off the top of my hat","Hilary East","320")
add("You've hit the nail on the thumb there","Alan Burnett","321")
add("You need to wear information suits at Sellafield","Tony Pottinger","322")
add("You're too good for your own cheeky","Anon father to young son","323")
add("I have no freedom ..... my eyes are tied behind my back","Local Government Officer","324")
add("He's their one-eyed wonder boy","Local Government Officer","325")
add("It depends on which side of the fence you talk to","Local Government Officer","326")
add("You have black coffee without milk, don't you?","Chief Executive's secretary","327")
add("That issue is still fairly current at present","Local Government Officer","328")
add("The R&B Blues programme","Radio 2 announcer Paul Jones","329")
add("You escaped in the skin of time","Richard O'Brien (from Crystal Maze)","330")
add("The car was flashing its horn and honking its lights","Alan Candlish","331")
add("The paragraphs should be numbered consequentially","Jim Belford","332")
add("The Department of Customs and Exercise","Catherine Banks","333")
add("There should be more women WPCs","Radio 2 announcer Derek Jamieson","334")
add("I had nightmares every day","Radio 2 phone-in","335")
add("You'll be waiting here 'til the sun comes home","Anon shop customer","336")
add("He's got more money than Methuselah","Teri Waters","337")
add("He's got bald hair","Sue Forster","338")
add("The paperwork system is based on traffic lights ..... white, green, yellow and dark pink","City Hospitals Sunderland","339")
add("I wrote to you earlier to say that I would be writing to you later","Harry Wilkinson","340")
add("Let's see how it sucks","Jim Belford","341")
add("He's a big fish in a little Poland","John Griffiths","342")
add("This very good catering department should share its recipe for success","Jefferson Research Report for CHS","343")
add("Foot-care assistants have no hands-on experience","Paul Burdon","344")
add("He was running around like a scalded fly","John Griffiths","345")
add("We hope to derail the juggernaut","Lennie","346")
add("She was a female actress","Radio 5 announcer Danny Baker","347")
add("Non-GP fundholding practices","Dr Abella","348")
add("Well it's six and two thirds which I do","John Griffiths","349")
add("He took to it like a donkey to water","Anon (from Paul Finch)","350")
add("She's just feathering her own bed","Margaret Finch","351")
add("Are you doing the paediatric children's survey","Jim Belford","352")
add("I don't want anything too florid or flowerful","Jim Belford","353")
add("Who wants to qualify the accounts of an authority that doesn't exist","Jim Belford","354")
add("That seems like a slow-winded way of doing it","John Taylor","355")
add("That makes 7 ..... and if you double it you get 12 or 16","John Griffiths","356")
add("The only jobs left to do on my list of outstanding jobs are the ones I've got left","Ray Morris","357")
add("That meeting was a damp squid","Ray Morris","358")
add("Taking foreign holidays abroad","Radio Cleveland","359")
add("There's a highjacked lorry across the road back there","Alan Candlish","360")
add("The job sheet's ready, with the caviar that Alan Candlish needs to see it","John Taylor","361")
add("Half the football team will be decimated","Radio 2 interviewee","362")
add("You should look at that with a barge pole","Brian Johnson","363")
add("Let's take the bull by the nails","Ray Morris","364")
add("You've been singing like a fish all week","Freda Andrews","365")
add("I wish I was an emu ..... I'd bury my head in the sand","Unhappy rugby supporter","366")
add("It's from that Welsh authority ..... you know, the one in Wales","Russ Pottinger","367")
add("We've had some teething problems with the mobile dental unit","Dental Technician STHCT","368")
add("..... plus an impatient population which is older and frailer .....","Russ Pottinger","369")
add("They're going back because they can see it's the way forward","Radio 2 News","370")
add("Like a cat on hot tin bricks","Jim Belford","371")
add("So you got a mark of 68% ..... how many is that out of?","Jacqui Bilcliffe","372")
add("Buttering their own nest","Ray Morris","373")
add("Feathering their own bread","Ray Morris","374")
add("We're now entering a second phase which follows the first","Police Officer","375")
add("He's got legs like the elephant man","Anon (from Jim Belford)","376")
add("They've merged into two separate units","NHS Trust Officer","377")
add("It's turning quite chippy out there","Russ Pottinger","378")
add("I don't know the answer off the top of my hat","NHS Trust Officer","379")
add("You're putting the horse before the cart","Paul Finch","380")
add("I had to pull out all of the strings in the book","John Griffiths","381")
add("Some Councils have been doing that since the word dot","Chief Executive","382")
add("It went straight as a whistle","Richard Pottinger","383")
add("Heads role in financial management","Andrea Castling (report section heading)","384")
add("White as a feather","Anon (from Jim Belford)","385")
add("You're all mouth and no talk","Gary Worrell","386")
add("There are three ways to do it ...... and never the twain shall meet","Local Government Officer","387")
add("It was a one-way dialogue","John Griffiths","388")
add("It went down like a dead balloon","Local Government Officer","389")
add("If you find a shop that sell's one ..... but two or three","Ian Loudon's wife","390")
add("..... and to add insult to industry .....","Paul Burdon","391")
add("The GMC Council","Dr Paul Baker","392")
add("That's put a spoke in his wheel","Anon (from Jim Belford)","393")
add("All our staff wear name badgers","Patient information leaflet (Hartlepool)","394")
add("Level peggle","Paul Burdon","395")
add("He was a well know Channel 4 presentator","Channel 4 TV announcer","396")
add("People don't realise that these young pupils are the children of the future","Angry parent","397")
add("The leaked documents were found in a cabinet ..... a Cabinet spokesman said ......","Radio Newcastle News","398")
add("People don't give a can of worms about that","Radio 4 interviewee","399")
add("Crystal Palace scored 25 goals in 25 games ..... it's virtually a goal a game","Radio 2 interviewee","400")
add("Well, I read what you say, but .....","Anon (from Jim Belford)","401")
add("They're like two peas in a drum","Anon (from Jim Belford)","402")
add("Ah, thank you for falling back .....","Medical secretary (answering her phone)","403")
add("The executives will get rich by putting their snouts in the gravy train","Radio 2 News","404")
add("Some of them are still green behind the ears","Radio 2 News","405")
add("You could hear the blue lights coming towards the hospital","A&E consultant","406")
add("There should be a joint audit of toe and ankle injuries","Chris Tatham","407")
add("This drug problem is difficult to crack","Radio 2 interviewee","408")
add("It certainly had the crowd on the seat of their chairs","John Fashanu","409")
add("Compared to Wimpey or Leech, I'm just a flea in the ocean","Self-employed builder","410")
add("That was (Joe Bloggs) playing Bach on the horpsicard","Classic FM RADIO - Mike Reid","411")
add("He's worth his weight in salt","NHS Trust Officer","412")
add("He had all the day in the world to play that shot","Russ Pottinger","413")
add("He died at the age of five-ty eight (85)","Radio 2 News","414")
add("Come on referee, blow your watch","Russ Pottinger","415")
add("Accopella ...... it's a type of singing without voices","Sunday Express quiz answer","416")
add("It's not a viable opposition (position)","Radio 2 interviewee","417")
add("50% internal staff and 50% unemployed ..... I thought it would be the other way around","Medical staffing officer (from North Durham)","418")
add("Check to see if I've got any new wail maiting","Russ Pottinger","419")
add("He couldn't organise a cock-up in a brewery","Anon","420")
add("and because we had the highest majority ..........","Howard Scott","421")
add("There won't be a dry house in the stadium","Mark Lawrenson","422")
add("Any significant value is significant","Urvashi Bramwell","423")
add("British Airways made pre-tax profits before tax","Classic FM Radio News","424")
add("Dark chocolate?………..Oh, you mean like Cadbury's Bovril?","Tracy Stokes","425")
add("It was a great parade, we pulled out all the stumps","Geordie' guardsman at Trooping of the colour parade","426")
add("His ears have been flattened by wearing microphones for so long","Gary Lineker (about John Motson)","427")
add("We'll introduce a performance managering system","Gillian Forsyth","428")
add("It happened in London's St Pancreas station","Classic FM Radio News","429")
add("Mickey Gray, running down the left flannel","Metro Radio Sports Commentator","430")
add("It's a bit of a disastrophy","Paul Burdon","431")
add("It was very warm last night….almost as though we were going to have an Indian winter","Garage receptionist","432")
add("We now need to expand along the riverside, it's one of our key (quay?) objectives","TTTV Interviewee","433")
add("I don't want to be a party popper, but……","Darlington Council Member","434")
add("It's really easy……it's not like it's rocket fuel! ","Sue Henderson","435")
add("With hindsight, you can always look back with hindsight","Trust Chairman","436")
add("I've managed to nail it in the bud","British gas engineer","437")
add("The PFU Unit","Hospital Joiner","438")
add("We'll have to specify specifically","Hospital Engineer","439")
add("They can speak English, both written and speaking","Hospital Engineer","440")
add("an unprecedented action ……..which we've never done before","William Hague","441")
add("I don't have his number pacifically, but try this one","Telephone switchboard operator","442")
add("I'm undecided …… the verdict's still out","Channel 4 holiday home hunter","443")
add("Dangling from his own rod","Bill Consitt ","444")
add("Making a mountain out of a sand hill","Bill Consitt ","445")
add("The boss poured oil on me","Bill Consitt ","446")
add("I'm not interested in the facts, just tell me what happened","Bill Consitt ","447")
add("It was a fass-similie signature","Bill Consitt ","448")
add("He's just using poet's licence","Bill Consitt ","449")
add("I'm running around like a blue-faced fly","Bill Consitt ","450")
add("Nous retournerons l'annee derniere (we'll come back last year)","Mike Richards","451")
add("Tony Blair's glasses were chosen by a 'focus' group","BBC2 TV News","452")
add("Have we got another flower corgette in cream?","Florist (from Nichola Fairless)","453")
add("It's a bit cumbersome and heavy-footed","Lynne Snowball","454")
add("The Royal Arse Hortillery","BBC2 TV commentator at Trooping of the colour","455")
add("The Light Dutch Tata Review","Russ Pottinger","456")
add("It's a long road that leads nowhere","Bill Consitt ","457")
add("The archie-tect will issue a Variegation order","Bill Consitt ","458")
add("Thrashing about in the dark like a blue-arsed fly","Bill Consitt ","459")
add("Cost will skyrocket through the roof","Bill Consitt ","460")
add("He was totally non-pulsed","Bill Consitt ","461")
add("He's new, he's still green behind the ears","Bill Consitt ","462")
add("They won't lose any sleepless nights over this","Bill Consitt ","463")
add("Up the creek without a canoe","Bill Consitt ","464")
add("He went at it like a bull at a cow","Bill Consitt ","465")
add("He might be as well hung as a sheep or a lamb","The President of the ISMS","466")
add("I'm an atheist, thank God","Andrew Christer","467")
add("Is cricket becoming a political football?","Classic FM radio announcer","468")
add("Loaded to the gunwales","Bill Consitt ","469")
add("Bolting the stable door after the horse has gone","Bill Consitt ","470")
add("I may be divulging from the point a bit….?","Anon (from Jim Belford)","471")
add("High-fangled facilities","Jim Belford","472")
add("That should be in lower-case capitals","Anon (from Jim Belford)","473")
add("The cash has been ring-sliced","The President of the ISMS","474")
add("We saw a real live dead pigeon","Grace (from Ste Pittey)","475")
add("The wheelchair patient tried to complain…….but he hadn't got a leg to stand on!","NHS Trust Officer","476")
add("You'd better keep your ears pierced for that one….!","NHS Trust Officer","477")
add("The book is the Jack and John of project management","Un-named project manager","478")
add("The expenditure on the project is in-illegible","Kevin Keltie","479")
add("Going at it like a bull at a cow","Bill Consitt ","480")
add("He's living hand to foot","Bill Consitt ","481")
add("Sitting on the fence post again","Bill Consitt ","482")
add("Make sure that every stone is unturned","Diane Gallacher","483")
add("The Audit Commission PDP Plan ","Debbie Crispino","484")
add("CPA Assessments","Alan Meekings","485")
add("I was so drunk I almost fell over and had to grab hold of the dildo rail","Elaine Nicholson","486")
add("He went through the defence like a knife through hot butter","BBC1 TV pundit Alan Hanson","487")
add("While your working try to remember what we talked about tomorrow ","Russ Pottinger","488")
add("We'll just build that bridge when we cross it","Sales Manager","489")
add("The vagrancies of the (financial) system mean that …….","Regional Management Accountant","490")
add("I think the builders could sense that we were a bit green behind the ears","Property developer on Channel 4 TV","491")
add("Jumpin' Joseph is fat","Kelly Petroff","492")
add("Six of one, dime a dozen","Kelly Petroff","493")
add("Grappling with my own ghost","Bill Consitt ","494")
add("The hat's on the other head","Bill Consitt ","495")
add("Verification of death by nurses","Will Blandamer policy document","496")
add("I'm having difficulty persuading my wife - she's not very perceptible","Ian Bowley","497")
add("You join us in time for today's Wee-Tears derby game. (should be Wear-Tees)","BBC Radio Newcastle commentator","498")
add("I've just thrown a monkey into my wrench…..","Anon (courtesy of Chris Ball (USA))","499")
add("I like that song, who did you say it was by - the Elephant's Gerald? (Ella Fitzgerald)","Ian Bowley's daughter","500")
add("Jesus Christ was born as the result of an immaculate reception","Anon (from Susan Messer)","501")
add("We get seven or eight calls a day to as many as none","Anon (from Susan Messer)","502")
add("We need to verify the validity of these photographs","Anon (from Susan Messer)","503")
add("He was hard to identify because he was wearing a hair wig","Anon (from Susan Messer)","504")
add("Only his mother survived the Holycost","Anon (from Susan Messer)","505")
add("We need to be expedious doing this work","Anon (from Susan Messer)","506")
add("Many people died in the inferno fire","Anon (from Susan Messer)","507")
add("The shooter held himself up for hours in his apartment after the shooting","Anon (from Susan Messer)","508")
add("After labouring for 36 hours the doctors told the woman she needed a cesary section","Anon (from Susan Messer)","509")
add("After trying all day to finish the puzzle he finally gave up the goat","Anon (from Susan Messer)","510")
add("Many years ago sable-toothed tigers roamed the earth","Anon (from Susan Messer)","511")
add("The sun sets over that hill every morning","Lady selling her house on BBC 2 TV","512")
add("The train has just landed…","Lady on phone at Kings Cross train station","513")
add("Everything I've used, I've already used up","Susan Messer's sister","514")
add("It's a dog's world and I'm wearing dog bone underwear","Susan Messer's friend","515")
add("Your coming in loud and queer","Anon (from Susan Messer)","516")
add("There's no absolute way to be absolutely sure","TV newscaster","517")
add("We had to do work last night, you know. In the middle of the dark.","Co-worker of Susan Messer","518")
add("The wind blew all the papers ascrew","Friend of Susan Messer","519")
add("I'm accentuating some emphasis at a different angle","Co-worker of Susan Messer","520")
add("She got 36 Valentimes from her classmates.","Friend of Susan Messer","521")
add("We hung Christmas reefs on all the windows","Friend of Susan Messer","522")
add("She needs her choresterol checked","Friend of Susan Messer","523")
add("I've had artichoke hearts but I've never had a real one","Co-worker of Susan Messer","524")
add("He was diagnosed with prostate castor","TV newscaster","525")
add("Ellen McCarthy……she's the one that sailed round the world in a cattle meringue","Anon (from Ian Bowley)","526")
add("They're having a 20/50 disco at the party","The President of the ISMS","527")
add("The super hair product ….. Bryl-o-creem","Anon (from George Gemmel)","528")
add("That well known oriental dog breed, the Lhasa Arsehole","Anon (from George Gemmel)","529")
add("A crash claimed the life of a Lycoming county motorist for the second time in as many days","Williamsport Sun Gazette (from Don)","530")
add("PDAs - Palm top computers","Gill Cox","531")
add("People between the age of 65 & 69 yrs are predicted to grow by 39% and between 70 & 74 yrs by 16% by 2006","Lancashire County Council","532")
add("Open your ears and smell the coffee","Anon (from Graeme Hunt)","533")
add("I make no qualms about that","Heather McCartney","534")
add("The workers are confusioned about when to wear PPE","Anon (from Susan Messer)","535")
add("My wife has a lot of things going on femininally","Friend of Susan Messer","536")
add("There were fresh explosions last night at night","News broadcast","537")
add("It probably definitely helps","Friend of Susan Messer","538")
add("Is this your restaurant's landmark salad?","News broadcast","539")
add("He decided to go to the beach on the sperm of the moment","Friend of Susan Messer","540")
add("The fog was really fecal today, moving in and out all afternoon","News broadcast","541")
add("Roger Clemens is only one win away from baseball mortality","News broadcast","542")
add("He came down with a really bad case of poison ivory","the 'Captain of the World'","543")
add("I've narrowed it down to a two square mile radius","Wesley Snipes in 'Drop Zone'","544")
add("Sorry I can't meet you tomorrow as planned, something really important has cocked up","Ray Morris","545")
add("Blind dogs for the guides….","early Blue Peter show (from Roger Dey)","546")
add("The clouds look a bit anonymous","Matty (from Jim Denniston)","547")
add("The driver pulled out of a congealed entrance","Matty (from Jim Denniston)","548")
add("The hijacker held up the plane using a toothpick","Matty (from Jim Denniston)","549")
add("I'll be 44½ on my next birthday","Matty (from Jim Denniston)","550")
add("My dog hasn't barked a word all week","Matty (from Jim Denniston)","551")
add("I was over come with emulsion","Matty (from Jim Denniston)","552")
add("It's OK, I got paid I'm soluble again","Ruth Taylor (from Judith Laurie)","553")
add("There's a time and a place for spontaneity","Jim Woods","554")
add("Crazy paving isn't all it's cracked up to be","Graham Worthington","555")
add("I would like three walls of rollpaper please","Store customer (from Marie Johnson)","556")
add("She's had her Alsatian taken off her by the police. They might make a dog of it.","Woman on bus (from Marie Johnson)","557")
add("My wife's on the radioactive ward (radiotherapy ward)","Hospital Visitor (from Karen Glynn)","558")
add("Can you tell we where the hospital's expensive care unit is? ","Hospital Visitor (from Karen Glynn)","559")
add("There's nothing wrong with that ism really, except they got it the wrong way round","Liz Ridge","560")
add("He works like a truncheon","Claire Adams","561")
add("The kids can play in the quiche","June Grindley (from Debbie Bradford)","562")
add("I spent the first three months of my life in an incinerator","June Grindley (from Debbie Bradford)","563")
add("There's a breed of dog called a Nigerian Hatchback","June Grindley (from Debbie Bradford)","564")
add("The vicar will have his perishers to help him at the fete","June Grindley (from Debbie Bradford)","565")
add("That well known Spanish drink - Shangrila","June Grindley (from Debbie Bradford)","566")
add("I like that cricketer called Telescopic","June Grindley (from Debbie Bradford)","567")
add("You're about as much use as gills on a fish","Ronnie Moreland","568")
add("George Bush should send in the MFI to sort out the Arabs","Helen Slater's mother-in-law","569")
add("I can smell what you're going to tell me","Anon (from Barry Mcneill)","570")
add("The drains are full of human faculties","Anon (from Barry Mcneill)","571")
add("They're all wound up like tuning forks!","Anon (from Barry Mcneill)","572")
add("Hello, this is Rochesters, can you give me an RTA for your delivery driver?","Sonia Filmer (from Mark Tristem)","573")
add("The last thing we need here is another black apple rocking the boat","Anon (from Adrian Shandley)","574")
add("We all have closets in our cupboard","Anon (from Adrian Shandley)","575")
add("I would make you a coffee but the decapitator is broken","Anon (from Adrian Shandley)","576")
add("I forgot you could do that with your eyes folded","Anon (from Adrian Shandley)","577")
add("They are just looking for an escape goat","Anon (from Adrian Shandley)","578")
add("He's very tired, he's been busy squatting for his exams","Anon (from Sue Duxbury)","579")
add("They are just looking for a lap donkey","Anon (from Adrian Shandley)","580")
add("Keep your fingers peeled","Anon (from Adrian Shandley)","581")
add("I put my foot down with a firm hand","Anon","582")
add("He wears his heart on his arm","Anon (from Iain Harris)","583")
add("I'm on cloud 15","Anon (from Iain Harris)","584")
add("They've moved the pitch (goal posts)","Anon (from Iain Harris)","585")
add("The early worm gets the bird","Anon (from Iain Harris)","586")
add("In Paris I was strolling along the Chandeliersay","Anon (from Iain Harris)","587")
add("We will be hung, dried and quartered if they find out!","Anon (from Iain Harris)","588")
add("He is battling on thin ice","Anon (from Iain Harris)","589")
add("He is as sharp as a button","Anon (from Iain Harris)","590")
add("I was really impressed with Figaro who plays for Real Madrid","Anon (from Iain Harris)","591")
add("At Christmas time do turkeys have an apocalopolips","Anon (from Iain Harris)","592")
add("That Jeff, he loves gadgets or anything state of the arc","Michael Mohan's aunt","593")
add("On seeing a photograph of triplets: Are these three twins?","Roger (from Graham Mayor)","594")
add("I have something in the drainpipe","Roger (from Graham Mayor)","595")
add("Don't mince hairs!","Anon","596")
add("She can take her child to work because there is a quiche there","Tony Hall's neighbour","597")
add("During the war my husband repaired those catameringue flying boats","Tony Hall's neighbour","598")
add("I no longer have those circular smear tests","Tony Hall's neighbour","599")
add("I can't understand Riverdance when they sing in garlic","Tony Hall's neighbour","600")
add("Is this one of those flamingo dancers?","Tony Hall's neighbour","601")
add("He was like a shark through butter","Howard Linden ","602")
add("It's like taking candy from a chicken","Howard Linden ","603")
add("We must nip this in the bug","Anon (from Nicky)","604")
add("That pub is too busy. They're like sardines round a honey pot","Eric Cheetham ","605")
add("I wouldn't trust him with a barge pole","Eric Cheetham ","606")
add("This room looks like a pig has hit it","Anon (from G Murrell)","607")
add("Barking up a wild goose","Wendy Redwood","608")
add("Stop lolly-gaggling about","Anon (from Ed Jenkins)","609")
add("And if share prices go down, the storeholders won't be happy","Anon (from Ed Jenkins)","610")
add("We extrapolated him from that situation","Dom Gittins' boss","611")
add("Did you win the new contract, boss? Au naturel!","Dom Gittins' boss","612")
add("It's a mute point","Dom Gittins' boss","613")
add("My daughter has got a lovely new kitchen from MI5","Anon (from Dom Gittins)","614")
add("You've got more luck than Hartley's","Anon (from Dave Laine)","615")
add("Dinosaurs from China use Cathedral and Quay car park","AA Road sign (from Robert Lane)","616")
add("Go down to that bordello and buy some of that fruity red wine","Colin Battson's wife","617")
add("We need to ensure that we are all singing from the same playing field","Anon (from Peter Wood)","618")
add("That will go down like a ton of lead balloons","Anon (from Peter Wood)","619")
add("It's enough to drive you up the bend","Anon (from Peter Wood)","620")
add("That's another feather to his bow","Anon (from Peter Wood)","621")
add("It's as easy as falling off a piece of cake","Anon (from Vic Storey)","622")
add("He doesn't mince his punches","Anon (from Vic Storey)","623")
add("It's a plain clothes police car","Peter Morgan's wife","624")
add("She's a back street driver","Peter Morgan's wife","625")
add("It's fatally obvious","Peter Morgan's wife","626")
add("It's like the south side of the Eiger","Peter Morgan's wife","627")
add("You've sent me up here on a false goose leg!","Roger Lovell's daughter in law","628")
add("We had the house coated with semtex (Sandex)","Sara Bunting","629")
add("That's a great idea, we could be sitting on a land mine","Anon (from Steve Taylor)","630")
add("He's as dead as a doughnut","Anon (from Steve Taylor)","631")
add("I'll give you a ball-point figure","Anon (from Steve Taylor)","632")
add("PIN number (personal identification number number)","Tony Wright","633")
add("That put the wind of God up me!","Steve Mould","634")
add("I think it would make him feel more stressless","Graham Worthington","635")
add("We will be flying at 4am in the morning","Graham Worthington","636")
add("Well, it's not raining but it's thinking about trying","Graham Worthington","637")
add("The office move will have to be done in one fell sweep","Michael Mohan's wife","638")
add("Every worm has his day","Krishna Hickman","639")
add("I suppose these customs officers are trying to catch smug drugglers","Colin Perry's daughter","640")
add("He was like a pig in a 'tater shop","Anon (from Claire Eccles)","641")
add("If there were more people here this car park would be full","Anon (from Claire Eccles)","642")
add("(Looking around for a monument on top of a hill) Where's this asterix then?","Claire Eccles' daughter","643")
add("That's hit two birds with one stone","Anon (from Claire Eccles)","644")
add("I changed my telephone number because I was getting unseen phone calls","Anon (from Suzanne & Tim)","645")
add("He can't help forgetting - it’s his dimensions","Anon (from Suzanne & Tim)","646")
add("Every Tuesday he has wheels on meals","Anon (from Suzanne & Tim)","647")
add("Every Monday and Thursday he has meals on walls","Anon (from Suzanne & Tim)","648")
add("That well known air freshener........ pott puree","Karen's mother-in-law","649")
add("Would you like venision? No thanks, I've got a drink! It's deer! I don't care how much it is!","Karen's mother-in-law","650")
add("Galloping around like a blue-arsed chicken!","Anon (from friend of Karen)","651")
add("I couldn't look him in the mirror","Steve Heron","652")
add("Let's nip it in the butt!","Anon (from David Morgan)","653")
add("This gel is as sticky as that PVC glue!","Fay Martin's boyfriend","654")
add("If he doesn't agree that will really upset the apple tart!","Anon","655")
add("Those trees are blocking out all of our privacy!","Anon (from Steve Parker)","656")
add("He's only grass-high to a kneehopper!","Anon (from James Reynolds)","657")
add("You can't be too complacent and sit back on your morals!","Anon (from Peter Wood)","658")
add("They were on their hands and knees praying to Abba!","Anon (from Tom Shopland)","659")
add("It's the old case of the chicken and the mouse!","Anon (from Tom Shopland)","660")
add("Well, that's just the engine on the cake!","James Pickett","661")
add("He went as white as a beetroot!","James Pickett","662")
add("Gardening? ....... you should be well on getting your tumours planted!","Anon (from Peter Wood)","663")
add("That's put a cog in the works!","Vanessa Miller","664")
add("I'm expecting a steady stampede of buyers for the new Harry Potter Book!","Sara rees","665")
add("Stammerer sufferers are finding it increasingly difficult to talk to anyone about it!","BBC news item","666")
add("English of Journal Graduate sought!","MKjobs website (from David Wilson)","667")
add("I don't want to be around when the flak hits the deck","Anon (from Laurie Hawkes)","668")
add("It's all pie in the moon","Anon (from Laurie Hawkes)","669")
add("I couldn't give a monkey's coot","Anon (from Laurie Hawkes)","670")
add("My car's got declining seats and a venereal roof","Anon (from Laurie Hawkes)","671")
add("No one's inflammable","Anon (from Laurie Hawkes)","672")
add("I'm caught between the Devil and a hard place","Anon (from Laurie Hawkes)","673")
add("He was all over the road without a paddle","Anon (from Laurie Hawkes)","674")
add("It's just a blimp on the landscape","Nichola Fairless","675")
add("It's as soft as claggy tarts","Nichola Fairless","676")
add("He's as bent as a ten bob note","Anon (from Nichola Fairless)","677")
add("Oh yes, I'll make sure he has the last laugh","Tim","678")
add("He should know the answer, he's Oxfordly educated","Tim","679")
add("I'm not Protestant, I'm Church of England","Tim","680")
add("She can't be a spinster, she's never been married","Tim","681")
add("He was watching the rising sun setting over the horizon","Tim","682")
add("I'll treat that with the content it deserves","Tim","683")
add("He watched through his one-eyed telescope","Tim","684")
add("He ordered a fully cooked continental breakfast","Tim","685")
add("The sound of the church bells masqueraded the noise from the basement","Tim","686")
add("(What do you think of this desk?) I don't know, Rog, furniture's not my repartee….","Tim","687")
add("He obtained top secret files from MFI in London","Tim","688")
add("He does his weekly shopping every day","Tim","689")
add("And now for the shipping forecast: Dogger, Fisher, German Blight….","Tim","690")
add("(On the Asian dowry system…) What? They have to keep a diary?","Tim","691")
add("He was like a red bull at a gate!","Anon (from Peter Wood)","692")
add("I wouldn't fancy a motorbike but I wouldn't mind a sidecar","Tim","693")
add("Yeah, it looks like he's burnt his breeches ………..","Tim","694")
add("We're going to have to pull our socks out on this one!","Anon (from Ian Bowley)","695")
add("We'd like to give the public more say on lottery donations, through tickboxing for example","Government spokeswoman ","696")
add("You want to be careful, you're treading on thin air","Donna Smith","697")
add("This only happens once in a blue flood","Donna Smith","698")
add("You tell a bag of lies you do, and half of them aren't true","Anon (from Rachel Deane)","699")
add("He was going off at a tandem","Anon Rhiain Hunter-Jones","700")
add("She's fallen out with the boss, she's not well endowed with him!","Dolly","701")
add("I've given him carsh blank","Dolly","702")
add("This may impede on it","Dolly","703")
add("Doctor Miriam Striphard","Dolly","704")
add("This has been raised at the highest level, and it may go even higher","Dolly","705")
add("He's just a male shoulderless pig!","Dolly","706")
add("Those are my sediments entirely","Dolly","707")
add("I'm hungover, I should have absconded from drinking last night","Dolly","708")
add("My wife's worried, she was pacing the walls last night","Dolly","709")
add("You can hide, but you can't run","Dolly","710")
add("Can you collaborate on what was said earlier (elaborate)","Anon (from Peter Wood)","711")
add("His mother was keen to get him into rest bite","Anon (from Sheila Hull)","712")
add("Yes, of course, I'll watch him like a shark","Mike Frain","713")
add("It's like the turtle and the rabbit in the race","John McEnroe on the women's singles final","714")
add("There is a distinct lackage of bar staff","Peers Mclintock","715")
add("I think the big match is on cholesterol TV","Secretary of local football team (from Tom Whelan)","716")
add("I need to change my watch back to Greenland Mean Time","David Bowley's Girlfriend","717")
add("You have no idea what you're getting in to. You're just chewing the tip of the iceberg.","Mark Barker","718")
add("Softly, softly, careful monkey","Radio 4 interviewee","719")
add("There's only one good bench left on this green and it's knackered!","Ian Munro","720")
add("If he really wants to leave the club, I'm sure we can accommodate him","Club chairman (from Roger Vearncombe)","721")
add("Yes, there's cautious ecstasy here ……","Green Party spokesman (from Roger Vearncombe)","722")
add("Talking about vasectomies….God, it hurt, I'll not do that again!","George","723")
add("It's not worth the salt it's written on","Anon (from Peter Wood)","724")
add("Yes I'm guilty - Mayor Cooper (mea culpa)","Anon (from Bernadette Bowley)","725")
add("Oh look, a heated radiator","Lauren Bowley","726")
add("You can take a duck to water, but you can't make it drink","Business man on phone (from Graham Robinson)","727")
add("This lot are sheep in wolf's clothing","Lisa, from Big Brother","728")
add("There were whales of laughter","Mike Frain's daughter","729")
add("Waal, 'e wuz caught exposin' his genials, weren't he?","Two Cornish ladies (from Kristina Amadeus)","730")
add("He's like Pavlova's rats","Ross Mclennan","731")
add("People don't think so but I have a self-defecating streak myself….","Anon (from John Howarth)","732")
add("The French don't even have a word for entrepreneur","George Bush (from Kristins Amadeus and others)","733")
add("Welcome aboard flight [xxxx], we will be taking off momentarily...","Airline pilot (from Roger Vearncombe)","734")
add("The chickens have come home to roost with a bang!","Andrew Allen ","735")
add("Make sure we're all battling from the same hymn sheet","Stanley G Wilson","736")
add("Windows NT Technology","from John Train and others","737")
add("The length of compassionate leave agreed by management should be given on a haddock basis","Jean Verity Doyle","738")
add("We don't want that to become a crutch we can hide behind","Wes Clark","739")
add("If we can't get the data, we'll just have to wing it from the hip","Charlie Byers","740")
add("No man's indelible","Union rep. (from John Hogan)","741")
add("I had one tequilla and the world fell out of my bottom","Duncan Bryant'd wife","742")
add("The Quite American","Alban Arena Film listing (from David Thalenberg)","743")
add("The Italians will have their hands cut out tonight","Trevor Francis","744")
add("...it was a savage attack. He went down under a positive fusilade of stab-wounds","South Wales Echo (from Peter Mabey)","745")
add("The piste a'la ristonce was the letter that …..","Staff newsletter (from Greg Olszowski)","746")
add("My friend on Corfu, he's that religion…you know Greek Orthodontist","Michelle Howchin (from Faye Lester)","747")
add("The proof of the pudding is in the pie","Michelle Howchin (from Faye Lester)","748")
add("We'll burn that bridge when we meet it","Anon (Mark Oppenheim)","749")
add("Durex don't do aural contraceptives","Bruce Wedgwood-Oppenheim","750")
add("If he does that again, I'll come down on him like a house on fire","Managing director (from Laurence Wilson)","751")
add("He went out of the room with his tail between his teeth","Manager (from Laurence Wilson)","752")
add("I'm stretched from pillar to post","Manager (from Laurence Wilson)","753")
add("Could you please be more pacific","Mick Coyne (and others)","754")
add("We should press for this emergency statue to be brought in ……","Andrew Allen ","755")
add("He gets right up my goat!","Company director (from Laurence Wilson)","756")
add("There are delays between Admirality Arch junction and…..","Radio traffic news (from Chris McCarthy)","757")
add("Accidents aren't my faux pas","Car dealer, as part of safety talk","758")
add("It'd be a sunny day if it wasn't for the clouds","Claire Myfanwy's grandfather","759")
add("You never know your luck in the cowshed","Kyle Thompson's g-g-grandmother","760")
add("Well you know what thought did……..shit himself!","Kyle Thompson's g-g-grandmother","761")
add("Don't count all your eggs too soon","Michelle Howchin (from Faye Lester)","762")
add("We'll have peer-to-peer reviews","Christine Spence's MD","763")
add("Well, that's opened a can of beans","Anon (from Emma Birks)","764")
add("He could talk the wheel off a horse","Anon (from Andrew Tonkin)","765")
add("She has so many frying pans in the fire at the moment","Emma Birks","766")
add("Look at that emancipated dog","Regan Atkinson","767")
add("I hate the constituency of cheese","Regan Atkinson","768")
add("He's got his hands knee-deep in burger mix","Adrian Ogden","769")
add("Q:How much cheese do you want? A:Oh, just use your excretion.","Anon (from Dave Gooding)","770")
add("Enemas, 50p a bunch","Anon (from Dave Gooding)","771")
add("That's pottle (pot calling the kettle black)","Anon (from Chris Giggs)","772")
add("Adobe Acrobat 8, a portable PDF document (portable portable DF)","PC Plus magazine (from Tony Tudge)","773")
add("He has an invadility pension","Rod Theobald's wife","774")
add("CABG graft (coronary artery bypass graft graft)","Barbara Wright","775")
add("If brains were chocolate you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off!","Anon (from Ashley Paddon)","776")
add("Bin Laden should be easy to spot, he's the bloke in the turban","George","777")
add("Got myself a new shed, 8' by 1' I think?","George","778")
add("The market is like a game of golf, one pops up and someone else swings it back in the next bunker!","Anon (from Ian Vaughan)","779")
add("Yeah, alcohol, it's a bit like ethanol really!","Tim","780")
add("Don't come running to me if you break your legs!","Anon (from Geoff Foster)","781")
add("You've got to expectorate to accumulate","Andrew Windibank's aunt","782")
add("(to tennants) Everyone shares the cost of rot in the common parts, but you pay for the rot in your own private parts","Ronnie","783")
add("Stop bullshitting around the bush!","Mark Halsall's wife","784")
add("Get me a calendar to drain this spaghetti","Mark Halsall's wife","785")
add("We should maybe hammer a few pegs into the ground just to make sure we're all singing from the same hymn sheet","Anon (from Richard Treadgold)","786")
add("Go to the shop and buy a packet of desecrated coconut","Anon (from John Mackessack)","787")
add("I hate old people, they should be shot at birth","Anon (from Ashley Paddon)","788")
add("Just thought I'd ring and put you in the background","Anon (from A Pedant)","789")
add("I was up 'til three o'clock this morning last night","Anon (from The Donovan Family)","790")
add("Q: Would you like a refund? A: No, I'll just have my money back, thank you!","Anon (from The Donovan Family)","791")
add("I'm as dry as a shark","David Prestwich","792")
add("It's as dead as a nit","David Prestwich","793")
add("There's a can in my bottle","David Prestwich","794")
add("I hope he gets what he wants at the end of the crock of gold","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","795")
add("The pack of cards effect","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","796")
add("Like teaching a curate to suck eggs","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","797")
add("It's going to be a long job - like painting the Titanic","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","798")
add("Which of those items would you like to put into snowballs for a while?","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","799")
add("Exterminating circumstances","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","800")
add("The head's legal guidebook is quite a thick tomb","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","801")
add("Is there anything you'd like to ask me while I've got all my fingertips?","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","802")
add("The 1989 Magna Carta celebrations will be held in the Abbey National. (Abbey Gardens)","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","803")
add("I don't want a day by day blow","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","804")
add("Head teacher on parents: They demand their ounce of flesh","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","805")
add("Running a school is as easy as ABC","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","806")
add("Q: How will you make this assembly on yo-yos last? A: We'll spin it out!","Anon teacher (from John Amos)","807")
add("Our staff must receive a Health and Safety induction. Have you been induced?","Anon (from Sherry Smith)","808")
add("Q: Sorry, did you say something? A: No, I was just talking out loud.","Simon (from Sherry Smith)","809")
add("Well, whatever floats your goat ....","Anon(from Melanie Eccles)","810")
add("I'm not paranoid.....I've been watching them all morning!","Anon (from Graham Gold)","811")
add("Embrace yourselves girls.....","Anon (from Graham Gold)","812")
add("On another day we might have scored 5 or 6 goals today","Steve McLaren (from Ian Bowley)","813")
add("Q: Do you know Stuart's surname? A: Stuart who?","Anon (from Derek Marples)","814")
add("Their email server is down again!! I'm going to send them an e-mail to let them know!","Tim","815")
add("A seagull in the hand is worth two on the groyne","Adrian Roll","816")
add("Honestly, it's like banging your head up against a brick window!","Adrian Roll's partner","817")
add("I can read you like a bus","David Bowley's girlfriend","818")
add("That well know tube of cream for pile relief: Arsenal","Tracey Halsall","819")
add("He was clear as a button","Anon (from Peter Wood)","820")
add("The proof will be in the pudding","Anon (from Peter Wood)","821")
add("I'll use this lacerated knife to cut it","Anon (from Linda Phipps)","822")
add("Bonfire night will be safer because of the new self and hasty regulations","Pam (from Bernard Reeves)","823")
add("If you want one you'd better hurry, they're selling like hens teeth","Mark Rose","824")
add("Swing through the ball keeping your shoulder under your right chin","Mark Rose","825")
add("Can we use DNA from the sperm sample to establish the sex of the offender?","Detective at a case review (from Philip Hickey","826")
add("(On Paul Burrell's book) It would mortify our mother if she were alive today.","Princes William & Harry (from Paul Weavers)","827")
add("Men would like to have multiple organisms too.","Danna Kirk Mayhall","828")
add("Running round like tits in a trance","Sarah","829")
add("Yes, they're a devoted couple - they'll probably outlive each other!","Tim","830")
add("It won't be long before you can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel!","Heidi Berry's brother","831")
add("If the cap fits, weigh it!","Anon (from Jim Slater)","832")
add("When is this New Year's Eve Party happening?","Anon (from Jim Slater)","833")
add("It's null and devoid","Anon (from Jim Slater)","834")
add("I haven't looked at it through a fine tooth comb","Anon (from Chas Berry)","835")
add("Let's get this ball on the road!","Anon (from George Dent)","836")
add("The boss has just given me a right earhole about that cockup!","Anon (from George Dent)","837")
add("Not to worry, I've got my foot under the door already!","Lis Christie","838")
add("What time did this clock stop?","Lis Christie","839")
add("That's a turnaround for the books","Alec Swindon","840")
add("Nip it in the bud at the thin end of the wedge","Mark Dolan","841")
add("Sorry, I misunderheard you!","Mick Mitchell","842")
add("I could follow most of what he said but then he went off on a tandem!","Fievel","843")
add("Life is a big wheel, just when you think it's all over it comes back and bites you!","Fievel","844")
add("At the end of the day, I come to work in the morning and go home at night!","Anon (from Andy)","845")
add("Italian is not my forte!","Anon (from Andy)","846")
add("I won't be shoe-horned into a cul-de-sac!","Fievel","847")
add("That's just oil under the troubled bridge!","Geoff Norris","848")
add("I'm really tired, I'll sleep like a dog tonight!","Tracey Halsall","849")
add("He's at the last ditch hotel!","Fievel","850")
add("It's like the Spanish Intuition, nobody expected that!","Anon (from Laurence Newman)","851")
add("You're getting a bit too clever for your boots!","Anon Police Constable","852")
add("I'm in a catch 52 situation!","Anon Police Constable","853")
add("I've shot myself in the back and stabbed myself in the foot!","Anon Police Constable","854")
add("This is not totally pre-fabricated!","Anon Police Constable","855")
add("Now go on - take your hook!","Anon Police Constable","856")
add("Don't listen.....it's just tickle tackle!","Anon Police Constable","857")
add("I fancy going to the wet and wildfowl park this afternoon!","Anon Police Constable","858")
add("He's a bit lapsy daisy!","Anon Police Constable","859")
add("I didn't like her attitude, she was a bit of a clever closet!","Anon Police Constable","860")
add("He wouldn't say boo to a goo!","Anon Police Constable","861")
add("Like a slaughter to the lambs!","Anon Police Constable","862")
add("He's uncoordinated when he runs.....all dangly!","Anon Police Constable","863")
add("You would like that, it's right up your lane!","Anon Police Constable","864")
add("He's wearing a Burgerhouse jacket!","Anon Police Constable","865")
add("Hey, John, what's Geordie Smith's first name?","Anon Police Constable","866")
add("I had an early meeting, I had to be up at the crack of nails","Anon (from Dean Stocks)","867")
add("Quick, let's make a beehive for the door","Anon (from Dean Stocks)","868")
add("You've been in the job for months, you must have your feet firmly under the carpet","Anon (from Dean Stocks)","869")
add("The coffee was quite arid!","Fievel","870")
add("Master of all trades and jack of the land","Fievel","871")
add("This requires some literal thinking","Fievel","872")
add("I was sandwiched in a cavalade","Fievel","873")
add("Don't go out and shoot the devil","Fievel","874")
add("I have a few minuet meetings knocking around today","Fievel","875")
add("Is that what I get, a tertiary wave?","Fievel","876")
add("From egg-corns deformed oaks will grow","Fievel","877")
add("It's like milking teeth","Fievel","878")
add("That platform is a blank canvas","Fievel","879")
add("Critical thinking is, we're on a moving feast","Fievel","880")
add("I eat those by the Trojan","Fievel","881")
add("This is going to be a close run ship","Fievel","882")
add("He has a bee between his bonnet","Fievel","883")
add("I've been left out to rack and dry","Fievel","884")
add("I got really, really annoyed and in the end I lost my bat","Fievel","885")
add("I think familiarity is beginning to breed content","Fievel","886")
add("I'm caught between a rock and a harbour","Fievel","887")
add("Give him a camcorder and he thinks he's Stephen Spiegelberger","Tim","888")
add("We've had more snow than you can shake a stick at!","Eustonlads","889")
add("The winter of 1846 was the worst in living memory!","Radio Humberside (from Martin Ferris)","890")
add("He was from the Noise Debating Society!","Alan Padgham","891")
add("I laughed my eyes out","Caroline Brown","892")
add("I feel like I'm going round and round in a circus","Anon cleaner (from Trevor Rutter)","893")
add("Why don't you just paint it a nice mongolia","Trevor Rutter's mum","894")
add("Ronnie O'Sullivan is the best thing that's happened to snooker since Tiger Woods!","TV snooker commentator (from David Ferris)","895")
add("I had Cumbernauld sausage for lunch","Gail (from Carolyn Eager)","896")
add("Let's prioritise that for later","Anon (from Tom Witney)","897")
add("That'll be one large beesechurger, please!","Anon (from Kenny)","898")
add("He was like a bullet in a china shop","Anon (from Simon Cornell)","899")
add("We'll have to pout for more business","Anon (from Simon Cornell)","900")
add("I had them eating putty out of my hands","Joe Papworth","901")
add("You just take me for credit!","Anon (from Patricia Brindisi","902")
add("Surgeon suspended over a bowl of soup","News headline on GMTV (24/3/04)","903")
add("I work in a 365 days a week business","Friend of Martin Ferris","904")
add("She crashed her car on the bridge; she's a very erotic driver","Kenneth's mother","905")
add("If you do that again I'll shoot the little green boots off you","Mary Bailey's father","906")
add("Stop driving so fast, you're going to give me a whipneck","Jurgen Achterfeldt","907")
add("They've shot the hand that laid the golden goose","George Reynolds, ex-Chair of Darlington FC (from Ian Bowley)","908")
add("Peter: I though they'd cleared all street traders out of here? Trader: They have but we're bony fido","Anon street trader (from Ian Bowley)","909")
add("He had one of those Beckham tomahawk haircuts","Anon (from Ian Bowley)","910")
add("I've got an Alfa Morayo car","Anon (from Iain Harris)","911")
add("I'm sorry he's not here, he's in the other orifice","Anon (from Iain Harris)","912")
add("He got an ex gracias payment","Anon (from Iain Harris)","913")
add("He put his finger right on the nail","Anon (from Iain Harris)","914")
add("He was pruning himself in the mirror","Anon (from Iain Harris)","915")
add("They are far and few between","Anon (from Iain Harris)","916")
add("It's slander, it's definition of character","Anon (from Iain Harris)","917")
add("There's a complete lack of indiscipline in the team","Anon soccer commentator (from Iain Harris)","918")
add("He's had three attempts on goal and neither of them were any good","Anon soccer commentator (from Iain Harris)","919")
add("We went off like a bag of prawns in the midday sun","Will Greenwood, Harlequins RUFC","920")
add("It's alright for you men, it's us girls who put up with all this pre-mental suspension","Anon (from Chris Keylock)","921")
add("Zwei grand beer, sil vous plait","Chris Keylock","922")
add("The dogs were... they were... just like... animals","Distraught mother during Australian TV interview (from Phil McNab)","923")
add("Move off the grass Tony, I want to hoover the lawn","Sylvia Pottinger","924")
add("The Regional RMT (regional regional management team)","Director of OPs (North East)","925")
add("Here comes our illustrated manager","Anon (from: name witheld to protect future promotion prospects)","926")
add("They're looking down the barrel of an unwanted record","TV Soccer commentator - Portugal v Russia (from James Spearing)","927")
add("I'm going on another shore excretion","P&O Cruise passenger(from James Sullivan)","928")
add("Barking up a blind alley","Tara McAdams' old boss, Frank","929")
add("He sat at the bar and drank himself into Bolivia","Becca Carlson","930")
add("Rub a dub dub, three men in a toothpaste tube","Anon (from Chris & Kerry Ellicot)","931")
add("That's entirely a horse of a different kettle of fish!","Anon (from Chris & Kerry Ellicot)","932")
add("Barking up a dead horse!","Anon (from Tony Missio)","933")
add("They've tasted the other side of the coin too many times!","TV Soccer commentator (from James Spearing)","934")
add("Italy are going to have to toss their natural ideas away and throw the kitchen sink at this!","TV Soccer commentator (from James Spearing)","935")
add("We were in white vehicles with leopard stripes on the sides","Sarah Kennedy, BBC Radio 2 presenter, on safari (from Ian Bowley)","936")
add("The stationary (sic) store has moved to another location","Cate Lamb","937")
add("Oooh, look, the little ones are ginormous!","Pupil's exclamation on seeing a tank full of snails (from Mark Langford)","938")
add("Which is why you could hear eyebrows being raised by the opposition today!","Andrew Marr, BBC Political Editor (from Jack Spearing)","939")
add("Juninho really took the ball by the horns today!","Colin Cooper, Middlesbrough FC player (from Ian Bowley)","940")
add("It's different when the boot's in the other court!","Richard Traynier","941")
add("The house will stay very warm because it has great installation.","Various (from Nancy Glenn)","942")
add("That new biography contains a great little antidote about someone we know.","Tim","943")
add("Quick he's choking - I'll do the Heinrich manoeuvre","Tim","944")
add("That's let the bean out of the bag!","Elsie (from Ian Bowley)","945")
add("Those Honkinese people are very friendly.","Elsie (from Ian Bowley)","946")
add("Can I have a packet of Kodacolour black and white film.","from Toni Gillan","947")
add("I've been sold down the drain!","Winston Peters (from Graham Barton)","948")
add("He's much better now he's on valient tablets.","Basil Hall's mother-in-law","949")
add("It's that ultra-violent light that's doing all the damage!","Basil Hall's mother-in-law","950")
add("Re: butcher's shops. Sawdust is unhygienic because of its orgasms.","Anon politician (from Max Abernethy)","951")
add("When I was very young, I was born.","David Morgan","952")
add("Is it a bird, or just a duck or something?","David Morgan's flatmate","953")
add("Closed due to illness, sorry for any convenience.","Sign in shop window (from Kim Barclay)","954")
add("That would put a carwash on it!","Mike Brownlie's sister","955")
add("Ah-hah! The upper hand is on the other foot!","Stuart MacDiarmid's son","956")
add("Don't eat with your mouth full!","Anon (from Sandy McGivern)","957")
add("Don't talk with your mouth open!","Anon (from Sandy McGivern)","958")
add("Take that advice with a dose of salts!","Sandy McGivern","959")
add("Drink will be the urination of us all.","from Richard Paxman","960")
add("He bled like a stuffed pig!","Mrs C Keyte's sister, Maria","961")
add("He's a touch stereotypist","Brian Pemberton","962")
add("I owe a lot to my parents, especially my Mother and Father.","Olympic Gymnast, Paul Hamm (from Peter Wood)","963")
add("It wasn't last time, it was the time after that!","from Patrick Potts","964")
add("These plates weigh a fortune!","from Toni Gillan","965")
add("That's disgraceful, he's a married man but he's theanderling with another woman!","Tim","966")
add("Well, you know, we are not really out of the woodwork yet!","David Braun (from Nancy Glenn)","967")
add("Drive to the gas station as fast as you can, before we run out of petrol!","Anon (from Bruce Holt)","968")
add("How much big is your heart?","Anon (from David Morgan)","969")
add("She had a face like the back end of a slapped cow!","Hil, a friend of Ruth Bennie","970")
add("Bargain! Buy now at this year's prices!","Shop sign, September 2004 (from Russ Pottinger)","971")
add("My job now is to reduce the decifit!","Joe Kinnear, soccer manager","972")
add("A 12-inch bolognaise without pizza, please!","Tony Pottinger","973")
add("I'm gonna fire a Bismark across 'em!","Fievel","974")
add("It was emailed out the back door.","Fievel","975")
add("That looks like apples and pears. Look, there's a lemon and there's a plum.","Fievel","976")
add("We need to cut to the chaff.","Fievel","977")
add("…it was falling on deft ears.","Fievel","978")
add("He's just melted-off into the significance.","Fievel","979")
add("You two were born at the hip.","Fievel","980")
add("Oh, what's brought that cheerful little antidote up.","Fievel","981")
add("Naivety, naivety…is it the 25th of December?","Fievel","982")
add("I'll be hung, drawn and gallowed.","Fievel","983")
add("Just remember the saying - cream never melts.","Fievel","984")
add("I know you're busy, but it's not just a cruise in the woods you know.","Fievel","985")
add("GLA striking forth into the anals of history.","Fievel","986")
add("Grief, you'll soon be bible-belting at this rate.","Fievel","987")
add("How to kill a cat other than choke it with butter.","Fievel","988")
add("It's like football - it's the rub of the green.","Fievel","989")
add("If we're looking at it as a diving board for the next stage, we may as well retranch into our shell.","Fievel","990")
add("I'm easy-easy-over like a boiled egg.","Fievel","991")
add("It's a jar with a lid on it and you don't want people going off and redesigning wheels!","Fievel","992")
add("They follow the eyes and dot the tees.","Fievel","993")
add("If you did that, you'd crack two birds with one stone!","Fievel","994")
add("Cumulative…like the clouds in the sky.","Fievel","995")
add("You may hide, but you'll not be in.","Fievel","996")
add("There's a cacophony of rodents in our barn.","Fievel","997")
add("Did you see the weather yesterday? It was thundering and shooting sticks.","Fievel","998")
add("We're in this bloody cleft stick again.","Fievel","999")
add("Local government - it's all loops within loops.","Fievel","1000")
add("Your job has become sedimentary.","Fievel","1001")
add("She told me some stories that made my blood curl.","Fievel","1002")
add("Some of our staff don't quite shoe-horn into our keystone.","Fievel","1003")
add("I acquired my three or four custodial watches at the weekend.","Fievel","1004")
add("I thought he was going to be pretty miserable, but in the end he just joculated with me.","Fievel","1005")
add("I thought you might want to sit where the sun sets, drinking its cocktails.","Fievel","1006")
add("An ATM machine (automated teller machine machine)","from Al & Shirley Smith","1007")
add("I wouldn't have got that in a million dollars!","Emma from Big Brother (from Bob McDermott)","1008")
add("I worked on that with half my hands tied up!","from David Morgan","1009")
add("I don't want to be thought of as a one-joke-horse!","from David Morgan","1010")
add("When her Grandad died, he was so fat he was obeast!","Lee Brandon's Mother-in-Law","1011")
add("I enjoyed that beef stew, next Sunday I'll knock up a nice chicken chaser!","Lee Brandon's Mother-in-Law","1012")
add("That fish I had for lunch was delicious, it just rolled of the tip of my tongue!","Tim","1013")
add("I can't do anything without something happening","Nev","1014")
add("I don't know what you think, I mean I was just talking out loud","Nev","1015")
add("I really want to get my coat on about this, and sort it out","Nev","1016")
add("This music is like water over my back","Nev","1017")
add("Would you have that chronic irrigation done?","Nev","1018")
add("Well, that's stripping it down to the bones, once you've got the bones, what's left?","Nev","1019")
add("I can watch Hollyoaks until my eyes go numb","Nev","1020")
add("I left the nest even before I could walk","Nev","1021")
add("I like black - it's very monochrome","Nev","1022")
add("She had bad breath - mixematosis","Nev","1023")
add("This is like pulling straws out of your backside!","Nev","1024")
add("Everyone was dinking and having a laugh and I was like the Kilroy at the party","Nev","1025")
add("She'll be all over you like a rash on a stick","from David Morgan","1026")
add("He was writing his autobiographical memoirs","from David Morgan","1027")
add("Growing more and more infinite","Science forum poster, from David Morgan","1028")
add("I'll be driving home tonight, in the cold light of day, thinking about that decision","Football commentator Gordon Sparkes, from Lee Braddon","1029")
add("They've got a big detached house with panasonic views!","Raymond (from Ian Bowley)","1030")
add("If I'm not in, I'll be out!","Roger Hall's mother","1031")
add("We four have got a quarter of pie each, but I've left a bit in case anyone wants some more!","Roger Hall's mother","1032")
add("I've got pies in so many fingers","Tim","1033")
add("You can argue 'til you're blue in the teeth!","Lynn Clark","1034")
add("Well done, that really has put the jam on the cake!","Fievel","1035")
add(".....even though we're getting off on a swansong!","Fievel","1036")
add("I couldn't seem to make head nor sense of it!","Fievel","1037")
add("His writing looked like he was well out of salts!","Fievel","1038")
add("You would have liked her, she was a broiler chicken dressed up as a cockeral","Fievel","1039")
add("She's champion at the bits now!","Fievel","1040")
add("There's a platitude of different types of phones available.","Fievel","1041")
add("I thought that might have exacerbated some little freudian quip","Fievel","1042")
add("I can't play Mr. Devil's advocate!","Fievel","1043")
add("I slipped into a real state of flux on ebay","Fievel","1044")
add("Take me out for lunch and give me a coup de gras!","Fievel","1045")
add("I'd rather be hung for a pig, rather than a sheep.","Fievel","1046")
add("I've had enough of this, we need to kill it on the head.....now!","Fievel","1047")
add("We need to sit down and go through this with a fine toothpick!","Fievel","1048")
add("Q: Have you got any AA batteries, Joyce? A: No, but I might have some A4 ones!","Joyce Parkin","1049")
add("Mateus Doumbe has not put a breath wrong this afternoon!","Gordon Sparkes (BBC Radio Devon soccer commentator)","1050")
add("He made a complete dog's meal of that!","Gordon Sparkes (BBC Radio Devon soccer commentator)","1051")
add("Just between these three walls, we're stuffed!","Harry Baker (from John Patrick)","1052")
add("Ahh, but it depends what you mean by semantics.","Anon senior director (from John Patrick)","1053")
add("I wouldn't do that for all the money in China!","Tim","1054")
add("Let's look at the annual things that we do every year!","Martin Green","1055")
add("He said it through grated teeth!","Anon (from Iain Harris)","1056")
add("Ah, those were the halogen days.","Anon (from Iain Harris)","1057")
add("Don't count your chicken's 'til the ink's dry!","Anon (from Iain Harris)","1058")
add("They have developed a new ground breaking yacht!","Anon (from Iain Harris)","1059")
add("He's gone in for an autopsy on his lump.","Anon (from Iain Harris)","1060")
add("You're just scratching the tip of the iceberg!","Anon (from Iain Harris)","1061")
add("I'll have a pork of bag scratchings please!","Anon (from Iain Harris)","1062")
add("I may sail close to the wind, but I never break it!","Anon (from Iain Harris)","1063")
add("All of a sudden we heard a notorious bang!","Anon (from Paul Fogarty)","1064")
add("I let go more fish than I caught!","Confused fisherman (from Graeme Thomas)","1065")
add("I feel like a part at a spare wedding","Fievel","1066")
add("We're really tripping the light fandango now!","Fievel","1067")
add("I would suggest that it's a barometer that we just feed things into.","Fievel","1068")
add("It's like trying to talk to running sands round this place sometimes!","Fievel","1069")
add("What am I supposed to do? Jump around like a headless camel?","Fievel","1070")
add("This could well be Chinese whispers and I'm likely to miss the colon!","Fievel","1071")
add("I go through a spasm of a couple of months!","Fievel","1072")
add("I've had a spout of headaches.","Fievel","1073")
add("They have a very strong case in the water!","Fievel","1074")
add("I hate not being in control of my own destination.","Fievel","1075")
add("It's like putting a sail on the Titanic - everyone would just run off on tangents!","Fievel","1076")
add("They're from D&G opticians, you know Dolland & Aitchison?","Russ Pottinger","1077")
add("Then, woe & betide, this happens!","Neil Warnock, Sheffield United soccer manager","1078")
add("There were no tickets left, they've been selling like hot cross buns!","Disappointed soccer fan","1079")
add("I went pitch white, I did!","Dia-dull","1080")
add("I wonder how many chips there are in this bag of calories?","Carol","1081")
add("I gave birth to my kids one at a time!","Carmene Roy","1082")
add("She made the winning goal and her team won the game!","Carmene Roy","1083")
add("It sounds like hieroglyphics to me.","Dom Tiberi","1084")
add("What you've got to remember is, a lot of football is played between the ears, you know, in the heart!","Jimmy Arnfield, BBC sports commentator","1085")
add("His development has been norman.","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1086")
add("Natural mother pasted away due to a traffic accident.","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1087")
add("She gave him an ultimation.","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1088")
add("He was old enough to be her grandfather, and her father's father. ","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1089")
add("He was noted to use negative and fowl language!","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1090")
add("He has exhibited uncontrollable episodes of anger management towards others.","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1091")
add("She was arrested twice for assault and batter.","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1092")
add("When asked if he liked his job, he replied, 'it brings in the ends meet.'","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1093")
add("He remains vigilante to his environment.","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1094")
add("Q:What's one thing you wish was different about yourself: A:My intelligents.","Anon (from Ken Fogel)","1095")
add("I've being lying awake at night worrying about my insomnia.","Michael Frain","1096")
add("Hang on, I'm literally getting into my drawer now!","Sarah (from Ian Bowley)","1097")
add("Going to the dentist is like pulling teeth. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1098")
add("Our Christmas traditions are different every year. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1099")
add("Getting caught drinking and driving is a sobering experience. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1100")
add("Jokes are just funny lies..... or truths. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1101")
add("You're getting a new refurbished computer. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1102")
add("Technically we're covered but are we covered technically. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1103")
add("It'll rain or shine depending on the weather. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1104")
add("My net pay is gross. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1105")
add("Buying car parts is highway robbery. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1106")
add("I'm addicted to one coffee a day. ","Anon (from Margaret Hautanen)","1107")
add("I'm not worried about market testing. We're hands and knees above the firms!","Ray Morris","1108")
add("I don't mind putting my head on the parapet.","Fievel","1109")
add("It's disgusting - I feel like burying them in their own mire.","Fievel","1110")
add("She's gone off on her trolley.","Fievel","1111")
add("My politics have always been very tender.","Fievel","1112")
add("Gosh, one million pounds an hour…that's twenty-five million pounds a day.","Fievel","1113")
add("We're wringing the cat to get the blood out.","Fievel","1114")
add("He may not be the brightest apple in the barrel, but he does his best.","Fievel","1115")
add("Anything that goes against my Christian principles is anatomy to me.","Fievel","1116")
add("To all extents and purposes she is stunningly attractive.","Fievel","1117")
add("I should be putting weight on by the gallon.","Fievel","1118")
add("He's organising a concert in aid of the tassunni.","Fievel","1119")
add("Its all a load of gobble-de-book.","Fievel","1120")
add("Right, that’s it, the snail has turned!","Brenda","1121")
add("Well, just don’t go cutting all your bridges","Brenda","1122")
add("I just don’t know what to do, I’m going to sit on the gate over this one","Brenda","1123")
add("The noise you were making last night! You were snoring like a fish!","Brenda","1124")
add("Oh, just look at that dog, it’s full of the beans of spring","Brenda","1125")
add("If she was alive today she’d be turning in her grave","Brenda","1126")
add("She’s malicious you know. Seems alright to me, dear. No, she’s from Malicious. Do you mean MAURITIUS? Yes, that’s right","Brenda","1127")
add("Oh, Britain has won a Gold Medal in the Olympics. Really, dear, who was that? I don’t know but he comes from New South Wales","Brenda","1128")
add("I quite like her now. I’ve grown on her","Brenda","1129")
add("Well, if you ask me, that was just a white herring","Brenda","1130")
add("I can smell your obo (Haribo) fruits.","Fievel","1131")
add("Ian's bought me some rosemary beads.","Fievel","1132")
add("Its a recipe in all the wrong directions.","Fievel","1133")
add("I've had three things to do today and I've been railroaded off all of them.","Fievel","1134")
add("Colin was the flavour of Geoff's eye.","Fievel","1135")
add("I've been on Friends Reinvented.","Fievel","1136")
add("That’s really set the fly amongst the pigeons.","Fievel","1137")
add("Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.","Stuart MacDiarmid","1138")
add("How old was Dawn’s baby when it was born?","Joanne McDonough","1139")
add("Well at least he didn’t go away thinking we were all Mormons!","Joanne McDonough","1140")
add("Does Big Brother really know what he or she is doing?","Anon lecturer (from Luke)","1141")
add("Gerry: When is my next appointment? Receptionist: I can't see it here. The Doctor must have written it down verbally!","Gerry Creechan","1142")
add("It's all bridge under the water!","Anon (from Gareth Parkinson)","1143")
add("#1:The Barbican is busy for a Thursday night! #2:Steve, it's Friday! #1:It's quiet then!","#1:Steve Arthur, #2:Tony Dyson","1144")
add("It's like a Milestone round my neck!","Anon (from Robert Nestor)","1145")
add("Patience comes to those who wait!","Robert Nestor","1146")
add("Your barking on the wrong end of the stick!","Anon (from Robert Nestor)","1147")
add("When Puss comes to shove!","Anon (from Robert Nestor)","1148")
add("That would be Marilyn Monroe singing 'Happy Birthday Mr President' to KFC!","Celebrity on BBC TV 'Test the Nation - 20th Century Quiz' (from Nic Cleveland)","1149")
add("I don't want to bang my own trumpet, but ....","Sir Malcolm Rifkin MP (from Nic Cleveland)","1150")
add("We are asking all employees to park on the exterior parameters of the parking lots by Burns Hall to accommodate the guests!","Staff memo (from Heather Francis)","1151")
add("Where is everybody? Its like the Cutty Sark in here!","Anon (from Michael Frain)","1152")
add("I'll just throw in the white flower, shall I?","Fievel","1153")
add("We'll sell that bugger like a dose of hot salts!","Fievel","1154")
add("He's a bright enough cuckoo to work at home and live the life of O'Reilly.","Fievel","1155")
add("A mustard yellow sports jacket with a pin-square check on it.","Fievel","1156")
add("They're both from the exact same school of pigeon-hole.","Fievel","1157")
add("My sweets have deplenished at a rate of knots.","Fievel","1158")
add("If I'm driving the Porsche, everybody clears the decks.","Fievel","1159")
add("At the end of the day, this little forray finishes when I throw the gauntlet into the ashes.","Fievel","1160")
add("Not paying us and not knowing why constitutes nothing less then a double entende.","Fievel","1161")
add("I bought some stunning old jazz and country & western LP's at the car boot: Gerry Halliday and Ella Fitzberry.","Fievel","1162")
add("I need a day to take the skirmish off the top of things","Fievel","1163")
add("I don't give a toss what you wear, you can even wear a 'pink-a-dot' bikini for all I care!","Fievel","1164")
add("It was called a Tri-lander, you know, four rows of two seats.","Fievel","1165")
add("It was held together like a Renault Reliant.","Fievel","1166")
add("I don't think I'll suffer from senile dimension.","Ian's mother-in-law","1167")
add("My brother is a real live cannon.","T B Watts","1168")
add("I just wanted to make sure that we're all singing from the same hymn-speak.","Fievel","1169")
add("It sounds like you've been clatter-banging with a jamborine.","Fievel","1170")
add("Send them both down Mr Misery Lane.","Fievel","1171")
add("Fievel: What's the job number? Ange: 1066. Fievel: Oh, 1066, the Fire of London.","Fievel","1172")
add("That's a real hummer of a scheme. ","Fievel","1173")
add("It sounds like you're using a sledgehammer to crack a molehill.","Fievel","1174")
add("He's not gay, he shoots from the hip.","Fievel","1175")
add("I was frozen at the hilt.","Fievel","1176")
add("My brother is about to return to the country after five years out as a tex axle.","Fievel","1177")
add("The planners have gone off to planet cloo-cloo land on this one.","Fievel","1178")
add("That dog's as mad as a hatter from planet cuckoo land.","Fievel","1179")
add("He was going up and down like a dog at a fair.","Fievel","1180")
add("I'm not even on the same roundabout as you.","Fievel","1181")
add("Quack-off!","Fievel","1182")
add("I couldn't care a what!","Fievel","1183")
add("Braile, that's so the deaf can read","Stephen Graham","1184")
add("I'm absolutely shattered today, I was aroused last night by boisterous neighbours.","Ruth (from Ian Bowley)","1185")
add("I wish I could be a fly in their soup!","C J Wiemann","1186")
add("I'm cracking my head off!","C J Wiemann","1187")
add("He was standing there wearing his feather boater on his head!","Tim","1188")
add("when you look at it in the day light of cold ....","Michael Frain","1189")
add("Dick Cheney is planning a whirlwind tour of the New Orleans area following last week’s hurricane ","BBC website (from Ian Bowley)","1190")
add("I suppose they expect him to pull the string out the hat again!","Anon (from JP Sullivan)","1191")
add("Well that's another frittato for the ledger","Anon (from Cassandra Westwood)","1192")
add("Well that 1 - 0 has got us a foot in the hat for Saturday's draw","Gary Bennet (Sunderland AFC pundit)","1193")
add("It's getting really windy outside - it must be the calm before the storm!","Tim","1194")
add("He's spat out his toys again!","Anon (from Ian Bowley)","1195")
add("He's like a duck out of water' ... 'what, you mean flying?","Anon (from Ian Bowley)","1196")
add("He's got his finger on the ball today!","Anon (from Ian Bowley)","1197")
add("Since our last match we have remained unbeaten!","Iain Dowie of Crystal Palace FC (from Glenn Fairhall)","1198")
add("Please please be very careful if you are heating water in the microwave …. It's very easy to scold yourself.","PCT email","1199")
add("They were practising on godivas - you know, dead bodies!","Elsie (from Ian Bowley)","1200")
add("Keyhole surgery…you're in and out like a yo-yo. ","Fievel","1201")
add("I just wanted to make sure that we were batting from the same score sheet. ","Fievel","1202")
add("She's better than some of the old battle-wagons we have to deal with. ","Fievel","1203")
add("It's like asking for a bottle of Heinz ketchup and getting sent KP. ","Fievel","1204")
add("Our profession is well nouned for fee quotes. ","Fievel","1205")
add("I'm willing to bet that there's not a clithero of bright young ladies out there. ","Fievel","1206")
add("It looks like something neither you or I have seen land on Mars since 1952. ","Fievel","1207")
add("He didn't hit quite so many branches when he fell out of the 'brains' tree. ","Fievel","1208")
add("It's water off a ducks head. ","Fievel","1209")
add("Unless she's on wooden stilts like Mrs Neanderthal she won't see the hole. ","Fievel","1210")
add("I got caught in a pince-meat movement. ","Fievel","1211")
add("I must chase that one up before the mud hits the frying pan. ","Fievel","1212")
add("Get a colour chart and throw a dart board at it, you'll come up with three or four options. ","Fievel","1213")
add("It's a headless chicken and egg scenario. ","Fievel","1214")
add("Normally, if it's two pence in the street, that's too much for candy. ","Fievel","1215")
add("It was bismarked below the waterline…it was a whole flotilla of cannonballs. ","Fievel","1216")
add("His reputation is going down like a stone on fire. ","Fievel","1217")
add("He took so much criticism that in the end he had to take a bee in the bonnet. ","Fievel","1218")
add("It’s a minister of defense site with some strange out-barn-buildings etc. ","Fievel","1219")
add("You don't even have to think about that one, it’s a no-boner. ","Fievel","1220")
add("I've got a masters degree in distinction of urbanity so I should know. ","Fievel","1221")
add("Honestly, some people couldn't organise a pee-up in a brothel. ","Fievel","1222")
add("Clear as mud? You'd worry if it was as clear as a dishwasher, wouldn't you? ","Fievel","1223")
add("I think I'm just going to have to make stuff up as I run along. ","Fievel","1224")
add("I had my bike fixed by a proper manic. ","Fievel","1225")
add("Do I detect a degree of friviolity here? ","Fievel","1226")
add("Err…Earth calling planet Nuptune. ","Fievel","1227")
add("I didn't know we had a new company loggia. (logo) ","Fievel","1228")
add("More people than you can stick a shake at. ","Fievel","1229")
add("Do we need to scour so much today or is it all part of our persona non gratis. ","Fievel","1230")
add("I've completely lost my line of caught. ","Fievel","1231")
add("They're not easy to get hold of anymore and when one is available it gets snapped up like hot dust. ","Fievel","1232")
add("That would really drive him round the wall, wouldn't it? ","Fievel","1233")
add("We could replace the hooter with a 'Clacton' or something. ","Fievel","1234")
add("This one's grown like a topsy-turvy bean-shoot. ","Fievel","1235")
add("We're proceeding at a slug's pace. ","Fievel","1236")
add("I shall keep my ears peeled. ","Marco Le Chambre","1237")
add("I'll do you a quick sketch on the back of a thumbnail. ","Robin Knibb","1238")
add("Look at that little sausage dog, he's running with his legs!!","Anon (Michael Frain)","1239")
add("The library is a minefield of information!","John Vercoe","1240")
add("His hair didn't have a blade out of place!","John Vercoe","1241")
add("I can't be expected to pull a lawyer out of a rabbit","John Vercoe","1242")
add("It's a moving goal-post feast.... ","John Vercoe","1243")
add("Get by through the skin of our pants","John Vercoe","1244")
add("We're open 365 days a year, 7 days a week!","Store manager","1245")
add("Bring some food for our lunch-time soiree ……","Joyce Parkin","1246")
add("Question: Name the only English league club that starts with 5 consonants? James Munden: A E I O U United!","James Munden (from Glenn Fairhall)","1247")
add("We must be careful not to go barking off down the wrong path","Anon (from Michael Frain)","1248")
add("When talking about PC Games: ...you can get that special edition dulux pack","Mark Field","1249")
add("On getting conversations started in hot countries: it was a good a way to break the water","Neil Jordan","1250")
add("We will be supporting this product with a substandard advertising campaign!","Anon (from James Munden)","1251")
add("These eyelashes are packed in paris. (pairs)","Anon (from James Munden)","1252")
add("We are prepared to offer you a 5% disoc*nt!","Anon (from James Munden)","1253")
add("NHS typos: Metal health, Leaning disabilities, Director of Pubic Health, Violet incidents, Healthy Loving Centre, Community Madwives","Anon (from James Munden)","1254")
add("But the spanner in the ointment is . . . . ","Anon Audit Manager (from Sarah Wishart)","1255")
add("But Roith Ravers (Raith Rovers) have scored again!","Jeff Stelling, Sky Sports Anchorman","1256")
add("EYMS would like to thank passengers for their patients during these temporary changes","East Yorkshire Motor Services website","1257")
add("Listen to the dog! He is eating like an animal!'","Anon (from Tim Clarke)","1258")
add("Pupil: 'Sir.... Miss Xxxxx told me not to be impotent in her lessons'","Anon (from Tim Clarke)","1259")
add("#1: 'How much of the trip have we done?' #2:'About a third' #1:'Only three quarters left to do then!'","na se oliver","1260")
add("This offers the whole gannet of clinical audit","Anon (from Martin Ferris)","1261")
add("When we're doing VIW work (value improvement work work) ……","Marion Talbot","1262")
add("It seems like a renegade step ","Debra Canning","1263")
add("It raised the heckles on the back of my neck","Debra Canning","1264")
add("I was as white as a beetroot and I didn't know where to put my eyes.","Anon (from Neil Crowle)","1265")
add("We put our budgie in a birdary.","Anon (from Neil Crowle)","1266")
add("I've been running around like a yo-yo.","Fievel","1267")
add("I've been jumping up and down like a fly, plucking air out of the ether.","Fievel","1268")
add("The only way you can stop the other side scoring in rugby is through man-to-man marketing.","Fievel","1269")
add("That's mind-dumbingly boring.","Fievel","1270")
add("I thought you would be here earlier lumbering up.","Fievel","1271")
add("Nothing ventured, nothing lost.","Fievel","1272")
add("I've had enough of him now, he really is skating on thin water.","Fievel","1273")
add("This problem has now gotten out of hand, its like Pandora's mushroom.","Fievel","1274")
add("I've got much more important fish to fly.","Fievel","1275")
add("Its really quiet for Christmas shopping at the moment, it’s the storm before the teacup.","Fievel","1276")
add("I'm gonna nail him to his mask.","Fievel","1277")
add("I'm sure you're trying to drive me up the bats.","Fievel","1278")
add("I have a cold pouring out of my head and I've thrown half a box of Kleenex at it, all to no regale.","Fievel","1279")
add("His family has the headcold too, they've been going down like the flies.","Fievel","1280")
add("Why does every comment have to be accompanied with some little ditty or analogue.","Fievel","1281")
add("Talking to you is like tying a rocket to a pidgeon's toe and throwing it back at a brick wall.","Fievel","1282")
add("I tried calling him until I was mad in the face.","Fievel","1283")
add("You blew the cat out of the market the other day.","Fievel","1284")
add("I'll treat that with the augustus it deserves.","Fievel","1285")
add("I just can't work like this, my machine is a world unto itself.","Fievel","1286")
add("I'm going now, if I'm not back in half an hour send out the cattlery.","Fievel","1287")
add("He was struck in the ape of his back.","Fievel","1288")
add("You continue to abuse me despite my protestants.","Fievel","1289")
add("That idea doesn't wear water with you, does it?","Fievel","1290")
add("I'm getting buttered and twittered in my old age.","Fievel","1291")
add("You're confusing things - that’s nothing more than a white herring.","Fievel","1292")
add("You wouldn't do that if the boot was on the other fruit.","Fievel","1293")
add("He was just about to leave but then he gave me his party shot.","Fievel","1294")
add("Its six of one and half a dozen of nothing.","Fievel","1295")
add("His house was huge, it was like manor from heaven.","Fievel","1296")
add("Someone's just lampooned my credit card.","Fievel","1297")
add("That's what you get when its designed by committee - a headless camel.","Fievel","1298")
add("As the old saying goes - dodgy on your pins, cute as a cookie.","Fievel","1299")
add("Oh, to be a camera on the wall.","Fievel","1300")
add("She's got PMT - pre-tensural mention.","Fievel","1301")
add("He doesn't know what he's doing, he's a nutter, he's the wrong side of the question mark.","Fievel","1302")
add("He's got me to thank for passing his exams. After Allen left, I was his minotaur.","Fievel","1303")
add("I've more holes in the wall than goudan cheese.","Fievel","1304")
add("If the weather is good I'll sit by the lake in my little pernola.","Fievel","1305")
add("I'm not as thick as cabbage looking am I?","Fievel","1306")
add("You must be ready to go on holiday by now. Have you ticked your passport and had your insulation jabs?","Fievel","1307")
add("I don't have such a strong work-ethnic.","Fievel","1308")
add("I'm about as far forward as a brick.","Fievel","1309")
add("They had everything at their reception, it was all whistles and flutes.","Fievel","1310")
add("Be careful of all the little insects and midgets in your tent!","Fievel","1311")
add("What do you call people who watch accidents - hoggers?","Fievel","1312")
add("Don't be so cheeky, I feel totally misaligned.","Fievel","1313")
add("We all have a few elephants in the cupboard.","Fievel","1314")
add("You pay for what you get.","Fievel","1315")
add("They should get a 'quick-fix' divorce.","Fievel","1316")
add("and then it came to me, out of the blind.","Fievel","1317")
add("They're making money, hand over foot.","Fievel","1318")
add("He's gone to Copenhagen for a stag-do…and you know what those dutch are like.","Fievel","1319")
add("I am unconsciously aware of that.","Fievel","1320")
add("Don't bite off more than you can choose.","Fievel","1321")
add("He wants everything, the whole monte-christum.","Fievel","1322")
add("That's gonna look like a right dog's breakfast.","Marco Le Chambre","1323")
add("Talk about calling wolf.","Sadie-Kate Furniss","1324")
add("My mum's going to give her old furniture away to homeless people.","Julie Davis","1325")
add("I'll show her the rough end of my tongue.","Liddy Lewis","1326")
add("There's something wrong but I can't quite put my head on it.","Liddy Lewis","1327")
add("She's just like her mum, she's a cardboard copy.","Liddy Lewis","1328")
add("That's not my idea of a cup of tea.","Mrs Le Page","1329")
add("The 'Duch and Duchess' don't always open their grounds up anymore.","Mrs Le Page","1330")
add("Rubbing his face in the salt.","Marco Le Chambre","1331")
add("You can't look a gifthorse in the head.","Robin Knibb","1332")
add("I'll go before you throw your sandwiches out of the cot.","Fievel","1333")
add("I got given a white cat…it was as deaf as a dodo.","Fievel","1334")
add("The 3D model allows you to wander around the building as if you were a helicopter.","Fievel","1335")
add("Honestly, you talk to me sometimes as if I was the dog's donkey.","Fievel","1336")
add("She was a hypnothist apparently, but who knows it could be all lu-lu.","Fievel","1337")
add("I was completely irated with her.","Fievel","1338")
add("He's looking at me with moist-tinted sunglasses at the moment.","Fievel","1339")
add("She's as mad as two short planks.","Fievel","1340")
add("You pay for what you get and you get for what you pay for.","Fievel","1341")
add("They've gone down hill, like a bat out of hell.","Fievel","1342")
add("I shall de-siphon the document and report back.","Fievel","1343")
add("Now you're rubbing salt into the woods.","Fievel","1344")
add("I just get it in the lip.","Fievel","1345")
add("A photograph tells a thousand pictures.","Fievel","1346")
add("I felt like a lamb to the slaughterhouse born.","Fievel","1347")
add("We've got the bloody lot, there's even bats in our hornets.","Fievel","1348")
add("You need to grab the nettle by the throat and shake it.","Fievel","1349")
add("I find myself perpetually chasing pumpkins when everyone only wants apples.","Fievel","1350")
add("He's just like Harry Sugar, you know the boss of Armstrong.","Fievel","1351")
add("I used to smoke like a fish.","Fievel","1352")
add("My musical tastes are quite catholectic.","Fievel","1353")
add("He was chairman of the local RIBA sect, a real Hoo-La-Henry.","Fievel","1354")
add("He was spot-on, he scored a direct bonsai.","Fievel","1355")
add("It's vitally important that, having reached this stage, no-one lets go of the brick.","Fievel","1356")
add("This duck is now en-route to being on-line.","Fievel","1357")
add("I've just lifted my head above the barrel-pit.","Fievel","1358")
add("So the whistle's been blown on the emperor's new clothes!","BBC news correspondent","1359")
add("Question marks will have to be asked after that performance!","Gary Bennet (Sunderland AFC pundit)","1360")
add("What did you do, wake up smelling the wrong coffee?","Anon (from Erin Greenup)","1361")
add("The ballpark is in your hands now. ","Anon (from Erin Greenup)","1362")
add("I’ll get to that some time in the FAR future (meaning near future) ","Anon (from Erin Greenup)","1363")
add("To introduce our new menu, we at the Triton Inn will welcome you on Friday nights with a taste of Bucks Fizz and Canopies","advertisement - Hull Daily Mail (from Martin Ferris)","1364")
add("We've got a suzuki in our bathroom!","Nigel Beedles' mother","1365")
add("I'll be there in an observatory capacity","Debra Canning","1366")
add("It's a bit of a loose cannonball in my mind at the moment","Debra Canning","1367")
add("Following an intervention from Prince Charles, a British Yorkshireman has been released from a Pakistani jail.","Radio Humberside (from Martin Ferris)","1368")
add("The money raised for Children in Need from this area stands at one hundred and seventy three thousand pounds four hundred and eighty eight pence.","Radio Humberside (from Martin Ferris)","1369")
add("Can the Welsh derail the New Zealand steamroller?","John Inverdale (from Martin Ferris)","1370")
add("If people are off sick then we will have to step into the brink!","Debra Canning","1371")
add("Caution. Soup may become hot on heating!","ASDA soup label (from Elaine Nicholson)","1372")
add("The Project Definition Document (PID)","Durham Internal Audit Services","1373")
add("(towards the end of a workshop) Well we're on the home front now…..","Joanne McDonough","1374")
add("I need a new partridge for my crinter","Anon (from Martin Ferris)","1375")
add("I'll have to bite the bull by the horns","Jeff Carlton","1376")
add("I was made the escaping goat for that mistake","Baz Cox","1377")
add("Nothing is impossible, but I think this project is!","Don Overall","1378")
add("That's the cheapest thing since sliced bread","Don Overall","1379")
add("He's spending money like a fish!","Don Overall","1380")
add("I might be stupid but at least I'm not an idiot, like you!","Don Overall","1381")
add("That was a foreskin conclusion","Don Overall","1382")
add("We're just floating a kite at them","Don Overall","1383")
add("He's as tough as old socks!","Don Overall","1384")
add("It's her crème de resistance","Don Overall","1385")
add("Words define me in this situation","Don Overall","1386")
add("He's got the ears of a cat","Don Overall","1387")
add("Can I run this through you sometime?","Don Overall","1388")
add("I'm electro-magnetically inept!","Gill Gittins","1389")
add("I'm not going to do all the dog work for you!","Don Overall","1390")
add("Nothing smacks to mind at the moment","Don Overall","1391")
add("I'm actually dictating the letter as I speak","Baz Cox","1392")
add("He's just a one trick horse","Baz Cox","1393")
add("We'll be alright, he knows Paris off by hand","Baz Cox","1394")
add("He really gets up my goat!","Jeff Carlton","1395")
add("They can't touch us … we're fire resistant","Jeff Carlton","1396")
add("It's probably better if you speak to the horse's mouth","Don Overall","1397")
add("Let's have a look at that report because I think we need to push it further up Frank's agenda","Don Overall","1398")
add("I've been sweating over a hot slave in there all morning","Helen Foster's mother","1399")
add("It's not on my clock! (radar?)","Anon (from Marion Talbot)","1400")
add("I'll give him some on the the dot training","Don Overall","1401")
add("He's bitten off the wrong end of the stick","Don Overall","1402")
add("It's just passé as they say in Spain","Baz Cox","1403")
add("They call him Teflon because oil doesn't stick to him","a friend of Baz Cox","1404")
add("I've been to hospital for a GCE (ECG)","Anon (from Martin Ferris)","1405")
add("He'll be helped out by the home-alone service","Anon","1406")
add("This meeting has allowed us to forge new bridges","Brian Hockley","1407")
add("We should keep focused and not move into tangenital areas.","Brian Hockley","1408")
add("We'll have to fit it in between the various pigs and troughs","The President of the ISMS","1409")
add("We'll just have to press on rewardless","The President of the ISMS","1410")
add("He was as sharp as a box of ferrets","Unknown Planner/Estimator","1411")
add("We'll need the OHP projector","The President of the ISMS","1412")
add("Shall we just have the capo-de-monte menu?","The President of the ISMS","1413")
add("The assessment of children's needs is still in its infancy","Hospital Director","1414")
add("I think Bill had over-stepped his welcome","The President of the ISMS","1415")
add("The bonus scheme was a touch of a coin away from viability","The President of the ISMS","1416")
add("He was as busy as a one-legged man in a forest fire","Anon (from Alec Sewell)","1417")
add("They keep playing him in midfield when everyone knows he's a down and out winger!","The President of the ISMS","1418")
add("That'll put us at the forefront of the vanguard","The President of the ISMS","1419")
add("He's very good ….. He certainly knows his carrots!","The President of the ISMS","1420")
add("I've taken to it like water off a ducks back","Brian, Big Brother, 10.8.07 (from Sheila Hull)","1421")
add("Sheringham - where you get seafish and shellfood","Debra Canning","1422")
add("We're not comparing apples with apples here. We're not even comparing apples with desks. We're comparing two completely different things!","Anon (from Ian Bowley)","1423")
add("Could I have one of those Dobermann Kebabs please","Nic Cleveland's mother-in-law","1424")
add("All swimming, all dancing.","Fievel","1425")
add("Can you order five hard hats and five visa vests please.","Fievel","1426")
add("Everything in the henhouse was fine until a double-edged sword came flying in.","Fievel","1427")
add("Ha ha, that a very humerous antedote.","Fievel","1428")
add("Have the pills taken due course and suspect?","Fievel","1429")
add("He jumped out of the plane at 22,000 square feet.","Fievel","1430")
add("He will want to buy another Thai Bride from Taiwan.","Fievel","1431")
add("He's as mad as a kite.","Fievel","1432")
add("He's winding up a can of worms.","Fievel","1433")
add("I don't know if I'm talking through my head or not.","Fievel","1434")
add("I fought for that, noose and tail.","Fievel","1435")
add("I got given a white cat…it was as deaf as a dodo.","Fievel","1436")
add("I just don't follow your food of thought.","Fievel","1437")
add("I made your suggestion…it went down like a tonne of milk.","Fievel","1438")
add("I shall de-siphon the document and report back.","Fievel","1439")
add("I thought that company was dead, but it has risen from the phoenix.","Fievel","1440")
add("I was completely irated with her.","Fievel","1441")
add("I was working, long before you were an apple in your mother's eye.","Fievel","1442")
add("I won't be able to get that done until I get my shoes in line.","Fievel","1443")
add("I'd give my right hand to sleep in the same bed as two blondes and a cat.","Fievel","1444")
add("I'll go before you throw your sandwiches out of the cot.","Fievel","1445")
add("I'm not bothered either way as long as we nail something to the mask.","Fievel","1446")
add("I'm not going to jack in the towel.","Fievel","1447")
add("I'm sneezing like a yo-yo.","Fievel","1448")
add("It was really great how you managed to pull a magic hat out of the rabbit.","Fievel","1449")
add("It’s a case of don't shoot me I'm the piano player.","Fievel","1450")
add("It's a home goal if we're batting against these boyz.","Fievel","1451")
add("Its jet black and high dudgeon here!","Fievel","1452")
add("It's like trying to crack a sledgehammer with a nut.","Fievel","1453")
add("Lets get the bull by the nose.","Fievel","1454")
add("My musical tastes are quite catholectic.","Fievel","1455")
add("My secretary just lambasted me with your emails.","Fievel","1456")
add("Now you're rubbing salt into the woods.","Fievel","1457")
add("Phoning you is like throwing a cup out of the window.","Fievel","1458")
add("She nailed the menu without a notebook - she was on a vertical learning curve.","Fievel","1459")
add("She's as mad as two short planks.","Fievel","1460")
add("She's the head poncho.","Fievel","1461")
add("The 3D model allows you to wander around the building as if you were a helicopter.","Fievel","1462")
add("They've gone down hill, like a bat out of hell.","Fievel","1463")
add("This duck is now en-route to being on-line.","Fievel","1464")
add("We're not sitting on the same hymn seat.","Fievel","1465")
add("We've got the bloody lot, there's even bats in our hornets.","Fievel","1466")
add("What the right hand giveth away, the left arm looseth.","Fievel","1467")
add("You look panic-struck like a kangeroo's head.","Fievel","1468")
add("You need to grab the nettle by the throat and shake it.","Fievel","1469")
add("You pay for what you get and you get for what you pay for.","Fievel","1470")
add("You shouldn't look a gilt-horse in the mouth.","Fievel","1471")
add("Your cold sounds terrible. Are you taking lots of lozenges and gargoyles.","Fievel","1472")
add("I had a great holiday, we went out on a boat one day - one of them cat and meringues.","Amy (Simon's Hairdresser)","1473")
add("It's on the west hand side of the Pennines.","Bob Bobbins","1474")
add("I could hear it in the corner of my ear.","Dogger Davis","1475")
add("A letter is a benchmark in the sand.","Marco Le Chambre","1476")
add("Maybe he's got a stamina. (stammer)","Marco Le Chambre","1477")
add("I see Paris Hilton has been re-arrested. The police have taken her away in cufflinks.","Mrs Davis","1478")
add("He really has put a spoke in the wheel.","Mrs V","1479")
add("in an email circulated by an attractive programmer: 'Please bare me in mind'","Pete Kostiuk","1480")
add("Vxxxx Mxxxxxx - Business Planning & Development Officer for the LSP Partnership (local strategic partnership partnership)","Redcar & Cleveland Partnership","1481")
add("From now on I'm going to keep a firm eye on him!","Peggy Mitchell, Eastenders, 13/09/07","1482")
add("I fought hammer, tooth and nail","Anon (from Keith House)","1483")
add("We're going to Croatia on holiday - what language do they speak? - Suburbian! (cross between Serbian and Croatian)","Debra Canning","1484")
add("There will be opportunities to have an early incite into what will be different in the new legislation.","Contact, Help, Advice and Information Network (CHAIN) (from Martin Ferris)","1485")
add("So, the final score is 3-1. But 3-1 is not a reflection of the final score.","Radio Newcastle sports reporter","1486")
add("Rail travel is an area where we have established a track record over a number of years.","National Express East Coast","1487")
add("The development of the new pool is going swimmingly.","Brian Spears","1488")
add("That's no sweat off my back.","Anil Vadehra","1489")
add("Tony likes to make things secure. He screws everything up.","Debra Canning","1490")
add("He's just crutching at straws….","Don Overall","1491")
add("He's as bent as a £5 note","Don Overall","1492")
add("I've been running around like a legless chicken!","Debra Canning","1493")
add("Hartlepool manager Danny Wilson is trying to strengthen his small squad in a bid to starve off relegation","Hull Daily Mail (from Martin Ferris)","1494")
add("This steam cleaner will get into all the little crooks and all the little nannys","Demonstrator on idealworld TV","1495")
add("Is this community agreement being spread out to all communists? (should be communities)","Elaine Nicholson (mistyping in her meeting notes)","1496")
add("Sommerfield moves into telepathic shopping? Sign above shop counter: 'ask us if there's anything you need'.","from Russ Pottinger (keen to ask them 'is there anything I need?')","1497")
add("Talking about Newcastle United Football Club: 'They're a one team city.'","octogenarian ex-manager Bobbie Robson","1498")
add("If I was a pig I'd be a bacon sandwich!","Don Overall","1499")
add("If it goes on like this people will walk with their feet. (vote with their feet).","Debra Canning","1500")
add("We need something to make these teas pasty! (peas tasty)","Russ Pottinger","1501")
add("Suite: The Three Musketeers - I. Aramis; II. Athos; III. Porthos; IV. D'Artagnan ","Live Divine' Black Dyke brass band album cover","1502")
add("Penny says it's urgent. She wants it S.A.A.P.","Jane Harriman","1503")
add("Trumpet Voluntary - for younger players in Bb","Keith Terret","1504")
add("When we are funtioning on all four pistons ………","Debra Canning","1505")
add("I'm caught between a rock and a hard case!","Don Overall","1506")
add("Have you seen that film.. Jaccuzic Park?","Anon ( from Keith House)","1507")
add("He'll knock seven bells of shit out of him! (Overheard at work, regarding an upcoming boxing match)","Anon (from David Morgan)","1508")
add("Here's a message from Norman Woodman. That's a good Anglo Saxon name.","Sarah Kennedy BBC Radio2","1509")
add("Should I print it in portrait or landslide?","Debra Canning","1510")
add("I'm going to bite the bull by it's horn","Shelley Teague","1511")
add("I've got some recipe books on wook cocking. (wok cooking)","Paul Arnold","1512")
add("This athlete on the British team used to compete for Jamaica until he recently changed his allegations","Jeremy Vine on Radio2","1513")
add("As Hull FC come onto the Wembley pitch they will see a sea of noise","Radio Humberside (from Martin Ferris)","1514")
add("But we'll burn that bridge when we come to it","Anon (from Martin Ferris)","1515")
add("We haven't done that for donks! (mix of donkey's years and yonks)","Sylvia Pottinger","1516")
add("If anybody has any quarries regarding the above changes…","Lone McClachan","1517")
add("The chef always presentates his food well","Restaurant owner on Ramsey's kitchen nightmares","1518")
add("He was as black as a witch's t*t!","Don Overall","1519")
add("If he does that again I'll poke his ears out!","Margo Hold","1520")
add("you should have seen Terry - he was like a man with no dogs","KF ","1521")
add("don't want to put all your eggs in one boat because you don't know which one will come in and then you'll not know whether to sink or swim","KF ","1522")
add("yellow goods - like fridges, freezers and washers","KF ","1523")
add("Chaucer's war and peace","KF ","1524")
add("we'll not have a bean to lean against","KF ","1525")
add("with all of these papers I feel like Churchill","KF ","1526")
add("we're all lined up against the wall waiting to jump off","KF ","1527")
add("all my eggs are up in the air at the same time and I don't know what the crack is","KF ","1528")
add("DC: did you have a good time? KF: yes, apart from feeling yellow and black","KF ","1529")
add("I've got some Gremlins in the fire","Anon ","1530")
add("that's the final bolt in the coffin","KF ","1531")
add("slowly, slowly, catchy mouse","KF ","1532")
add("we're making beans when we should be making peaches","KF ","1533")
add("you don't want to be paying brain surgeons when all they're doing is cutting nails","KF ","1534")
add("at least we're falling in the right puddles","KF ","1535")
add("I feel like that man with the wobbly walk","KF ","1536")
add("burning the midnight hour","Anon ","1537")
add("I've been knocking doors out of windows","KF ","1538")
add("a Scottish one with a tartan lid or a Welsh one with a cauliflower on it","KF ","1539")
add("give the man a pound of applause","KF ","1540")
add("I was full of doors and windows and was going to knock seven bells out of them but now I'll just wait till tomorrow","KF ","1541")
add("I've made my decision and I'm going to lie in it","KF ","1542")
add("It weighs a fortune","KF ","1543")
add("This shirt was designed for a monkey with arms down to its elbows","KF ","1544")
add("TS: You've got 2 minutes left. KF: Oh, and is that clock anatomically correct?","KF ","1545")
add("Speak up for the cameras","KF ","1546")
add("Its like the seven shades of rye","KF ","1547")
add("That's the problem when you come in here, the world and his oyster comes in too","KF ","1548")
add("I didn't have anything to drink last night, not even coca cola.... no I tell a lie it was doctor pepper","MH ","1549")
add("not the brightest chip on the block","Anon ","1550")
add("no we'll need that for November 7th..... bonfire night","KF ","1551")
add("hung, dried and quartered","KF ","1552")
add("as soft as ninepence","Anon ","1553")
add("they're spending money like a man with no arms","KF ","1554")
add("MH: I was expecting Tim actually. TD: I am Tim!","MH ","1555")
add("too many peas in the pod","BF ","1556")
add("stop tantalising your sister","Woman in shop to her son ","1557")
add("JC: is it snowing or raining? JW: whatever it is its coming down horizontally!","JW ","1558")
add("Anon: are you keeping well? KF: busy, madly busy.... trying to keep the bodies from the doors!","KF ","1559")
add("its the best thing in all carnation","Anon ","1560")
add("like it! she was over the world","Anon ","1561")
add("well that's going to be consigned to the anals of history","JW ","1562")
add("DS: there's a sign of a guilty conscience! KF: that's why they don't give monkeys rifles!","KF ","1563")
add("you're a real font of knowledge","KC ","1564")
add("that rings a name","NS ","1565")
add("stop being a back seat passenger","NS ","1566")
add("a hardening of the archerys","NS ","1567")
add("then you're not grouping everyone together and casting them all with the same stick","KF ","1568")
add("its like watching steam set","KF ","1569")
add("I cut my onion up into rectangular squares","BA ","1570")
add("Good Friday falls on a Thursday this year doesn't it?","KF ","1571")
add("half the stuff that was there was missing","KF ","1572")
add("I've only seen it over the phone","BA ","1573")
add("it's quite thick, you can see it by hand","PB ","1574")
add("it's like swings and horses","KF ","1575")
add("he's got the ears of a hawk","Anon ","1576")
add("she got 90 degree burns","Anon ","1577")
add("I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the dressing room at half-time","RA ","1578")
add("We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought","BR ","1579")
add("well there's enough there to suck off and see","KF ","1580")
add("we're ticking through","KF ","1581")
add("I've got an interesting antidote to tell you","KF ","1582")
add("as happy as a dog in shite","DC ","1583")
add("I don't know if I have his current or his latest mobile number","KF ","1584")
add("who's locked the door open","DS ","1585")
add("are you watching that paint set?","KF ","1586")
add("I'm a figure of your imagination","NS ","1587")
add("Milton they are not going to hear what you are seeing","KF ","1588")
add("apparently the hand ball was as blatant as Madonna's","JC ","1589")
add("quarter past four and its nearly midnight","KF ","1590")
add("we're batting in the dark on that one","KF ","1591")
add("good afternoon, I think it's afternoon, that's if its reached that far north yet","KF ","1592")
add("MH: Neil, how's your memory? NS: if it goes past tomorrow I'm hopeless!","NS ","1593")
add("I'll turn the sound up so you can see it","MH ","1594")
add("I don't have the projectory","NS ","1595")
add("there's been too much time under the bridge","BA ","1596")
add("you've got to stick your head above the parapet for it to go wrong","KF ","1597")
add("if its not one its half a dozen of the other","KF ","1598")
add("I had a nice big plate of chilli and a glass of semi skilled milk","DC ","1599")
add("its not through ignorance but a lack of knowledge","MH ","1600")
add("look, here's Yul Bremner coming in","JB ","1601")
add("spare me 10 minutes when you've got 5 minutes","KF ","1602")
add("you can't make an egg without cracking eggs","KF ","1603")
add("if you read between the lines you can see what the bottom line is","KF ","1604")
add("it's ok to pay it but could you back date it into next year","KF ","1605")
add("its like night follows day and Monday follows Tuesday","KF ","1606")
add("BA: it smells like burning! MH: yes it definitely sounds like a burning smell","MH ","1607")
add("I'm not worried about cars. as long as its got three wheels and goes in a straight line","KF ","1608")
add("electroplating is done in hoiling bot water","KF ","1609")
add("Irish whispers ","TS ","1610")
add("well that's let the fish out of the bag","KF ","1611")
add("do you remember when Andy Goram was diagnosed with quadrophenia","DC ","1612")
add("it must be going to hit me yesterday","NS ","1613")
add("stuck between a cat and a hot tin roof","KF ","1614")
add("it will be busy in there as there will be nobody in there","JB ","1615")
add("it's like trying to pull a duck out of a hat","KF ","1616")
add("They are coming on November 7th, Bonfire Night","KF ","1617")
add("We worked all day last night","SL ","1618")
add("Val, this coffee is not chocolate, it's tea.","KF ","1619")
add("I heard it out of the corner of my eye.","MH ","1620")
add("I was on the drink 7 out of 5 days.","NS ","1621")
add("Angus to Neil: there is no point in offering you a cup of tea, you won't eat one.","AT ","1622")
add("don't worry if I 'hear' you nodding off","MH ","1623")
add("do you know it's 92 kilos from Prague to Dresden","KF ","1624")
add("it's a bit like a sheet of aluminium mesh but without the holes","MB ","1625")
add("we have lost Gibraltar to the Argentineans","PB ","1626")
add("They put those words (subtitles) on the bottom of the screen (telly), so people can hear better.","CB ","1627")
add("It's like a library in here, you can here the pound notes ticking over.","KF ","1628")
add("He was irate because he couldn't smoke in the stadium, as he is normally a forty fags a man day.","NS ","1629")
add("To NS while NS was looking on Autoroute for Nantes (in France), 'try looking near France'.","MH ","1630")
add("It will probably be sometime this year, February I think (it was 23rd April at the time of saying it).","KF ","1631")
add("You are scratching at straws.","KF ","1632")
add("NS: how many shelves has the 'three' shelf letter drying rack got? MB: four","MB ","1633")
add("Would you like a proper cup of coffee John, I am going to make a cup of tea.","KF ","1634")
add("He is as deaf as a bat","GR ","1635")
add("It's all guess work, some of it.","AC ","1636")
add("it's that wet rain.","CB ","1637")
add("What do they build in the shipyards ? ","AC ","1638")
add("CD: I have found my pen! KF: who put it there is the next answer.","KF ","1639")
add("There is no Iron in it, it's all Steel.","BA ","1640")
add("Cross Travement Prolley.","DC ","1641")
add("We have got a Rolls Rice version.","KF ","1642")
add("They said it could only have been 1 of 3 things, but it was none of them.","AC ","1643")
add("I have just found that form for you on my Laptop, I will print it off and email it to you.","KF ","1644")
add("They have a monthly medal, once a month every Friday.","AC ","1645")
add("I walked into the room and heard a deathly silence.","NS ","1646")
add("Looks like we're moving again, but possibly stopping still.","KF ","1647")
add("What colour Black do you want ?","AC ","1648")
add("That's the Bees Bollocks.","CB ","1649")
add("They have had the Monotony for far too long now.","LAA ","1650")
add("He has got all his money in a 'Swedish' Bank Account.","CL BL ","1651")
add("There were two lasses from 'BHSBC' there.","MH ","1652")
add("The machine is all over the place it's in 3 halves.","AC ","1653")
add("It gives you something to do when you're doing something","JE ","1654")
add("Hair is dead as soon as it falls out of your hair.","CB ","1655")
add("We will get together in the conference room and have a chinflab.","KF ","1656")
add("Malcolm has got his hands in his head.","ML ","1657")
add("Have you not heard them blushing?","KF ","1658")
add("Well that's the answer to my answer.","AMC ","1659")
add("I am not sure, but I know for a fact","MH ","1660")
add("I walked into the doctors, and I hadn't even gotten through the door, and I didn't say hello to me","ML ","1661")
add("Dave: You will have to use the Tyne 'Tunnel'. LT: Is that the one that goes over the Tyne?","LT (Dave's girlfriend) ","1662")
add("Look at the smile on his lugs.","KF ","1663")
add("I looked everywhere on the 'S' Drive, except the 'S' Drive.","DJC ","1664")
add("I am as dumb as dishwater today.","KF ","1665")
add("There are 3 different numbers the same.","JB ","1666")
add("Who sang, white knights in white satin?","MH ","1667")
add("Barking would suite you up the wall.","Sheila ","1668")
add("It looks like we're both batting from the same hymn sheet.","Fievel","1669")
add("I may be calm on the outside, but inside I'm like a swan with mad feet.","Fievel","1670")
add("Committees end up designing camels - and this is a camel with a capital K.","Fievel","1671")
add("It's an object lesson in turning a sow's purse into a silk ear.","Fievel","1672")
add("His approach is slaphazard.","Fievel","1673")
add("I'm now going to put my head in the lion's noose.","Fievel","1674")
add("I'm prepared to meet him nose-to-nose.","Fievel","1675")
add("I have a prolithero of tasks.","Fievel","1676")
add("Why don't people do as they're told - I'm fed up of being the mother-duck.","Fievel","1677")
add("You nearly gave me a catatonic fit.","Fievel","1678")
add("It's a mixed-race school, you know, boys and girls.","Fievel","1679")
add("There's a cliché of them that go around together.","Fievel","1680")
add("Count your lucky marbles.","Fievel","1681")
add("Don't dampen my bubble.","Fievel","1682")
add("I'm sailing by the skin of my teeth.","Fievel","1683")
add("Grasp the nettle by the horns.","Fievel","1684")
add("I would advise you to sign an Alfie Davey.","Fievel","1685")
add("He was as sharp as a button.","Marco Le Chambre","1686")
add("We don't want to bury our heads in the hatchet.","Mrs Le Page","1687")
add("As soon as she hears the nod.","Richie Wilko","1688")
add("What time did that clock stop? (Pointing at a clock on the rugby club bar wall)","Benny Jackson","1689")
add("I suddenly heard the footprints creeping up behind me!","Gary Whiteman","1690")
add("How can Scott Gibbs get picked for the British Lions... he's Welsh!","Barry Smith","1691")
add("Well they weren't logs as such, they were more like trees with no branches!","Johnny Johnson","1692")
add("watching rugby international England v Scotland in Alnwick, Northumberland, England. Q: 'why are the Alnwick players shouting for Scotland?' Steve: 'Well, they live closer to Scotland than they do England.' ","Steven Tosney","1693")
add("Darren: 'I'm sure it is something Monkeys' Dave: 'Is it Snow patrol?'","DJC ","1694")
add("That sounds like vegetable soup, infact, it sounds like chicken soup.","KF ","1695")
add("I got a great CD the other day, from Stake waterman. (Stock, Aitken & Waterman)","DJC ","1696")
add("It has got loads of Kylie and Jason Minogue on it.","DJC ","1697")
add("Whatever your swings your boat.","Heather from (Neil Seago)","1698")
add("The Conservatives have fallen by 18 points according to a Telegraph poll","BBC Radio 2 News","1699")
add("He was a lovely dog, I potty trained him in a week","DJC ","1700")
add("I know a fitness coach who takes Northsouthumberland","PH ","1701")
add("Apparently it's a lot colder up here, but I haven't seen it yet","DJC ","1702")
add("Oh aye, Jean-Claude Van Damme, the Ballet Dancer","KF ","1703")
add("Malcolm! Off the tip of your head……","PC ","1704")
add("I am as deaf as a bat","Nancy ","1705")
add("I will sing a line from Unchained Melody: 'I will always love you…...'","MH ","1706")
add("I'll take you round to the office in case you get lost, because this place is like a rabbit hutch","Theatre clerk","1707")
add("They are going to give a sit-down walk-though","Ste Pittey","1708")
add("Both of you three, come here.","Anon (from Vivek Arjunwadkar)","1709")
add("I am sitting here listening to the 2 minutes silence.","PB ","1710")
add("Can you remember that programme, Horse & Fools","DJC ","1711")
add("What is today's date tomorrow","BA ","1712")
add("I went to see my dentist last week, and he said that my feet are fine","DC ","1713")
add("Don't worry about it, it is something we might do in the past","DC ","1714")
add("I am off to Franky & Fred's office, no I mean Franky & Ged's, at least I got 3 of the letters right","MH ","1715")
add("CAA Area Assessment (comprehensive area assessment area assessment)","Penny Lancaster","1716")
add("We need to do this simultaneously at the same time","Sian Ferguson","1717")
add("They misunderestimated me","USA President G W Bush (now ex-president)","1718")
add("Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream","USA President G W Bush (now ex-president)","1719")
add("I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully","USA President G W Bush (now ex-president)","1720")
add("It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it","USA President G W Bush (now ex-president)","1721")
add("Tailor-made resources... bespoke tools for the Induction of Labour and Osteoporosis","NICE e-newsletter (from Martin Ferris)","1722")
add("What's the matter, are you too scared to tell him, just incase you wake up dead?","KF ","1723")
add("I can't be bothered now, because I am on holiday tomorrow, I feel like it's my last day today. ","PH ","1724")
add("I think I will go to the replay if we win. ","NS ","1725")
add("Ah, look at her she is trying to cover her eyes with her face. ","CB ","1726")
add("I am going to make a cuppa now, before everyone is still speaking to me. ","DJC ","1727")
add("Buddy Holly was on the other day singing, Splish, splash I was taking a splash. ","DJC ","1728")
add("Was the patient smoking on admission","question from a national audit of hospital care in the UK (from Martin Ferris)","1729")
add("If those hyundis grow any taller the neighbours will start to complain.","Monica McLoughlin","1730")
add("When I was married, the woman next door was in the CDI (CID).","DJC ","1731")
add("I am going to casualty this afternoon, to get the back removed from my spine.","NS ","1732")
add("Neil (giving a clue to a singer's name): Burt is part of his first name. Dave's reply: Ah, Humbleburt Dinklebink.","DJC ","1733")
add("NS to Mal: Dave said that Cardiff isn't part of Wales. Dave to Mal: I didn't say that, he's taking it out of content.","DJC ","1734")
add("If it was seven foot, it was a day.","CH ","1735")
add("They have got that colour in Yellow as well.","Anon ","1736")
add("These orange pills, do you want to take the Blue or the Red pill, in fact they're Orange.","MH ","1737")
add("Look on our website under 'frequently answered questions'","Local government officer","1738")
add("I used to like that, Square Bob Sponge Pants","DJC ","1739")
add("I've lost interest, this heads doing my job in.","MH ","1740")
add("Hey look, it's one of those Awac planes, you know, those 'Radan' ones.","MH ","1741")
add("There is a full Nelson and a whole Nelson.","MH ","1742")
add("If I sit in his seat and stand around doing nothing for ages.","GH ","1743")
add("Two rights don't make a wrong.","DC ","1744")
add("He has got senile dimension.","DJC ","1745")
add("This job is a double-edged chalice","Andrew Motion, Poet Laureate","1746")
add("Senior Team (meeting) is scheduled in as a 2-hour slot tomorrow morning from 11.30am-1pm","Rebecca Oliver","1747")
add("Yorkshire and Humber SHA accused of grilling gender change patients","Health Service Journal (4 June - from Martin Ferris)","1748")
add("You ought to keep that for prosperity","Andy","1749")
add("I saw you nodding your head no.","DJC ","1750")
add("He is not being esconded out of engineering anymore.","DJC ","1751")
add("So we discovered at the 11th minute it was wrong.","KF ","1752")
add("Sorry for sending you round the Gooseberry Bush.","DJC ","1753")
add("Can you remember when Milk Floats used to be inflatable (electric ?)","DJC ","1754")
add("I've got a lisp on my tongue.","DJC ","1755")
add("I am going to go and buy one of those Basketball bats, and put it in the boot of my car.","SC ","1756")
add("Look at all of those blue clouds.","DFS ","1757")
add("Can you remember the days when 40 fags wouldn't last between one of us. ","Moppy","1758")
add("All that is left to do now is to cross the I's and dot the t's. ","PH ","1759")
add("JC to AC: So how old are the twins? AC: I think they are 9 and 11. ","AC ","1760")
add("I'll tell you a quick question. ","VM ","1761")
add("You can still buy them brand new, the old ones. ","DJC","1762")
add("Will you have a look at the stoor day (door stay). ","DJC","1763")
add("Bank holiday Monday, next Tuesday. ","AMC","1764")
add("My mam's sister used to be a Policeman. ","DFS","1765")
add("I think I have hurt one of my muscle ribs. ","CB ","1766")
add("They are currently on their 3 week Christmas shut down. (it was the middle of August at the time of saying it)","NS ","1767")
add("The river normally runs with a little treacle ","DC ","1768")
add("He normally signs in the signing-out book. ","KF ","1769")
add("Did you see on the radio the other day..………","Val","1770")
add("I have submitted a poster on Balls and Fone Health to the conference","Debra Canning","1771")
add("The left hand doesn't know what the right arm is doing","Debra Canning","1772")
add("He was driving down the jewel carriageway","Don Overall","1773")
add("It's a jumble out there","Don Overall","1774")
add("Are you reading that paper you're sitting on?","Don Overall","1775")
add("We're splitting a fine tooth comb","Don Overall","1776")
add("He's just blowing his own drum again!","Don Overall","1777")
add("Yes, Newcastle (soccer club) have been papering over the craps..…er...… cracks for weeks","Mick Lowes (soccer pundit)","1778")
add("We're having a sudden influx of leavers","Rose Sprugitt","1779")
add("In words of one syllable, I was a total*$%^@&* @@*&@$ disaster!","Preston Tug","1780")
add("He's got another beef in his bonnet","Rose Sprugitt","1781")
add("I've being doing all the dog work while he's just been sitting around!","Don Overall","1782")
add("I don't want another estate car, I'm thinking about having a hunchback","Don Overall","1783")
add("There's not enough room in here to swing a carrot","Don Overall","1784")
add("You've got a one-track mind: beer, football and sex","Don Overall","1785")
add("It doesn't have to be exact, just a ballpen figure","Don Overall","1786")
add("You can find details on our web-shite","BBC Radio 2 presenter","1787")
add("But unless they buck their socks up………","Len Goodman ('Strictly' judge)","1788")
add(" He had a six-week-year-old baby","DJC","1789")
add(" Leave without absence","MH ","1790")
add(" He started telling me about it being no dress day on a Friday (dress down)","VM ","1791")
add(" I told Mark he has got to get a longer dog for this lead","Lisa ","1792")
add(" What you get is what you see","VM ","1793")
add(" If it doesn't work, you can untake out the bolt","KF ","1794")
add(" Did you see the wind on the telly yesterday","AC ","1795")
add(" NS: What did that new bar used to be called? CB: It began with an 'S'; I think it was Coco Mo's","CB ","1796")
add(" I had tears coming down my eyes","DJC ","1797")
add("South Tyneside Council has matched £3.8m from the Heritage Lottery Fund with £1.2m from its own resources. (not really a match then, is it?)","Shields Gazette","1798")
add("It was out of the flying pan and into the flyer","Don Overall","1799")
add("In Comprehensive Performance Assessment (CAA) …..","Ben Page in Municipal Journal 17/12/09","1800")
add("To book online ... Just enter your travel details and then look out for the discounted fares highlighted with a red asterix. (What Gaul!)","East Coast Trains (from Martin Ferris)","1801")
add("xxxxx reminds me of Clarence Clifford. The man who paints those plates.","Debra Canning","1802")
add("No point pouring water in a wet blanket","Andy","1803")
add("You can't teach an old dog to change his spots","Andy","1804")
add("I had no trouble driving in the snow, my Range Rover has tracksuit control","'Just Gents' hairdresser","1805")
add("'So you're thinking of relocating back to Cumbria? Have you lived there before?'","Steve Wright (BBC Radio 2)","1806")
add("'So you're Dutch. Are you phoning from Dutch now? Er…..… the Netherlands?'","Jeremy Vine (BBC Radio 2)","1807")
add("You'd be stuck if you didn't have another pair of hands.","KF ","1808")
add("I walked down to the top","DC ","1809")
add("Stephen, it's a really bad 'number', can I ring you back.","DC ","1810")
add("It's the film where Eddie Murphy plays all the characters in it, he is the 'hair barber' in it.","DJC ","1811")
add("DJC: Remember when I said Humbleburt Humplebink? NRS: No, you said, Humbleburt Dinklebink. DJC: I thought I said it wrong.","DJC ","1812")
add("I've never been in a place where I can hear the thaw snowing.","DJC ","1813")
add("NS: Dave, I bet you don't know where Stan Laurel is from. DJC: No, I don't, but I do know Clint Eastwood is his father.","DJC ","1814")
add("In 'a' word, I don't know","MH ","1815")
add("Did you see that match last night, Man U City","DJC ","1816")
add("What's wrong with voice-over man today, he sounds different than he did tomorrow.","Mrs Ben (Real Radio) ","1817")
add("Just before I wake up when I go to bed.","DJC ","1818")
add("It's hit the top of the tree now, with regards to the fan.","KF ","1819")
add("Written message to health care provider: Q: 'I cannot log in to the website.' Response: 'We will advise you via email.'","Bob Macchia","1820")
add("I was a lot older than you are when I was your age.","Dan Booth","1821")
add("He had a head-on crash right up the back of the car in front","Don Overall","1822")
add("Have you got any decapitated coffee?","Don Overall","1823")
add("I've just seen a multi-storey pile up","Don Overall","1824")
add("It's been a very steep learning curb","Don Overall","1825")
add("I'm absolutely positively certain - but I might be wrong?","Don Overall","1826")
add("Most people are below average intelligence level","Arfa Mo","1827")
add("He's got a solar-powered torch for pot-holing","Arfa Mo","1828")
add("I want to talk to the organist, not the monkey grinder","Don Overall","1829")
add("Overheard in MacDonalds: 'Wimpy and fries please'","Arfa Mo","1830")
add("I'm swapping my old saloon for a new hunch-back","Don Overall","1831")
add("Will you give me the fingers-up when we're Ok to go?","Don Overall","1832")
add("I can think of a name for him! It starts with four letters!","Don Overall","1833")
add("He's going back to pastures new","Don Overall","1834")
add("You're laughing at me now but when I retire you'll miss my little antidotes","Don Overall","1835")
add("I've just got two words to say to you: Get out of my office, now!","Don Overall","1836")
add("I can nod off anywhere; I can sleep on a shoestring","Debra Canning","1837")
add("What is a nacronym","DJC ","1838")
add("How do you say, 12pm in the morning","AC ","1839")
add("I'll have something vegitarian, not that I'm a veggie, I'll have a salad sandwich with ham in it.","KF ","1840")
add("My brother is the same, he has got a full 'set' of hair","DJC ","1841")
add("If you put it out of content you say it wrong.","DJC ","1842")
add("Darren is just taking somebody to the Passport.","MH ","1843")
add("Talking about song on the radio: MH It was in the sixties, when were you born ?, NS 1969, MH Well you would have been 9 years old then.","MH ","1844")
add("It's cold but it's warm.","AC ","1845")
add("I am sure it's that colour, but I am not 199% sure.","KM ","1846")
add("The breakfast is the most important breakfast of the day.","DC ","1847")
add("She said to drink plenty of crisps","MH ","1848")
add("I need to get some short shirt sleeves","DJC ","1849")
add("We met on the phone the other day","Jeremy Vine ","1850")
add("I've got a cat in my throat","Nancy ","1851")
add("What is your ETA, expected time of getting here.","Nancy ","1852")
add("Look at those two, they are like a couple of double acts.","Sweat Sock ","1853")
add("She's not feeling very effectual today","Debra Canning","1854")
add("We were so busy at work, that we were up to our earballs ","Alison Cleveland","1855")
add("While acting like Dirty Harry: 'Reach for the pie, skunk!'","Martin Ferris","1856")
add("Would you like to come to our open day at the end of the month? When is it? The first week in July.","JH ","1857")
add("My cousin wasn't very well, he woke up dead one morning.","AC ","1858")
add("When is he going to deliver that? On the Tuesday? That will be the 32nd.","DJS ","1859")
add("My garden is like a flat slope.","MH ","1860")
add("My favourite impressionists are Alastair McGowan and Roni Anaconda ","Debra Canning","1861")
add("She's a man of many words.","DFS ","1862")
add("Mal: Look it's snowing quite heavily. VM: What, outside ?","VM ","1863")
add("It's like cheese and chalk.","Nancy ","1864")
add("Am I keeping you up? Put some chopsticks in your eyes.","Nancy ","1865")
add("It's not that kind of bike, it's more like the bikes they use in the Isle of White TT races.","VM ","1866")
add("That jobs a piss of piece man.","VM ","1867")
add("Mal: Can you smell Turnip? Mals Mate: T-u-r-n-i-p","Mals Mate ","1868")
add("I miss you like a squirrel misses a trombone","Manda","1869")
add("Stacey: 'Is that document you are printing in colour?' KF: 'Aye it's in black & white.'","KF ","1870")
add("He's been at Charlton, Ipswich and Tottenham. They are all in London.","AC ","1871")
add("I've got a pen, it's a ball point pen, not a Biro.","Stacey","1872")
add("I was going back and forwards, forwards, and you were back and forwards sideways","CVB","1873")
add("Roomatitus, is that not what you get when you die. Oh no, that is rigormortis isn't it?","Stacey","1874")
add("That's the most Liverpool accent I have ever seen","Anon man in pub in York","1875")
add("I think you should do it, because you have very photogenic voice","NS ","1876")
add("It's going to quicken it up a million miles","KF ","1877")
add("I don't speak Icelantic","Nancy","1878")
add("Roll up, roll up, clog up your archeries!","Gregg Wallace (Masterchef)","1879")
add("Paying Peter to pay Paul","Stacey","1880")
add("It's going to be light nights on Sunday morning (when the clocks go forward)","MB","1881")
add("If I had a quid for every time I've heard that, I'd be a beggar!","Don Overall","1882")
add("I'm so drunk my head's got a piss on it","Michael Frain","1883")
add("We have to get our own house of cards in order.","Anon manager (from Philip Millazo)","1884")
add("He (Kenwyne Jones) is in great form, he's hit a purple vein at the minute","Gary Bennet (Sunderland AFC pundit)","1885")
add("What this (Conservative) government has introduced …. Frozen Child Benefit","Labour party election leaflet","1886")
add("It’s like the kettle calling the frying pan","VM ","1887")
add("I don't like being the centre of attraction","VM ","1888")
add("As usual they are wanting us to pull ducks out of hats","KF ","1889")
add("I will just get started, and I know someone will put a spoke in the works","Lesley the cleaner","1890")
add("It's only one of them now, the left handed foot","VM ","1891")
add("What colour silver?","JC","1892")
add("Dave: 'Nancy, what colour black?' Nancy: 'Matt'","Nancy","1893")
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