Doctors
| What they say: | What they mean: |
| Well what have we here?? | I've no idea what's up with you. Give me a clue! |
| That's quite a nasty wound | I'm going to throw up! |
| Let me schedule you for some tests | I’m playing golf in half an hour |
| I’d like Dr Smith to take a look at you | I’m playing golf in half an hour |
| If it doesn’t clear up by Friday, come back in | I don’t know what it is, maybe it’ll clear up by itself? |
| This might hurt a little | Last week two of my patients hit the ceiling |
| I’d like you to try this new drug | I’m getting big bucks from a drug company |
| Everything seems to be normal | Damn! And I need to prescribe these new drugs! |
| There’s a lot of this going around at the minute | Grief! That’s the third one this week. I’d better read up! |
| Take this and come back later next week | I’m off to Florida for the next three weeks! |
| I’d like to try some more tests | I’ve no idea maybe the lab can give me a clue. |
| I’d like you to see the nurse | I’m playing golf in an hour |
| If the symptoms persist, call for an appointment | I’m off to Florida for the next three weeks! |
