Estate agents
| What they say: | What they mean: |
| One-of-a kind | Ugly as hell |
| Completely renovated | New kitchen sink |
| Unique city dwelling | Used to be a warehouse |
| Plenty of potential | Steer clear unless you're filthy rich and are keen on re-building |
| Charming | Very small and impractical |
| Daring design features | It's still a warehouse! |
| Much sought after area | If you have to ask the price ....... |
| Viewing recommended | We can't think of anything good to say about it |
| Ultra modern | Lots of exposed steel, blank walls or huge windows |
| A unique property | Ugly as hell |
