What....? There’s no time left to finish my speech on the ISMS History .............? Well, I must have been misconfused about how long I had to speak!
Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed my talk on the history of the ISMS and, unlike Ronald Reagan, I hope I didn’t make any unpresidented remarks. I’m just sorry that I didn’t have time to include one single isms quote during my speech.
Never mind, I hope to see you all at next year’s annual AGM at which time we are hoping to present our thoughts on Soft Isms Mythology in the workplace. See you all then. (At this point the Professor was escorted from the stage by two men in white coats!)
Chairman's note: Never fear! Just because the President was taken away for a rest, this is not the end. As we continue to piece together the incomplete and utter history of the ISMS we will add additional chapters to this website as they become available; we generally update for each additional 50 isms or so. Look out for more thrilling instalments.
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Publishers notes: Vxxx
First edition 1 April 1985
Second's out 1 April 1986
Third kind (a close encounter) 1 April 1987
Fourth protocol 1 April 1999
Fifth amendment 1 April 2001
Sicth sense 1 April 2002
Anniversary update 1 April 2003
Seventh (Sam or I), October 2003
Eighth a knockout, May 2004
Ninth menth morrith, May 2005
