ISMS

The Institution of Silly & Meaningless Sayings (ISMS)

Established: 1973 - nationally, all over the country

Last update: 13 July, 2008

visitors since November 2002

..... always listening

Welcome to the ISMS
The UK's, if not the world's foremost authority on humorous isms

Meg's Hill ~ not a sponsored link to a new and original music CD. Visit: jenstevens.com

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Ism of the month for July added to the Golden Benny Awards
New isms added to the database - now 1510

A random ism for each visitor

~~~~~~ Quick lynx for cheetahs~~~~~~

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