// Author:The Chairman & Chief Executive
// isms.org.uk
// isms2002@btinternet.com
// last update August 2003, copryright ISMS 2003


quotes=75;
leadins=20;
aa =new Array(quotes);
bb =new Array(quotes);
cc =new Array(quotes);
dd =new Array(quotes);

aa[0] = "artless" 
aa[1] = "bawdy" 
aa[2] = "beerswilling" 
        aa[3] = "legless" 
        aa[4] = "brazen" 
        aa[5] = "churlish" 
        aa[6] = "cockered" 
        aa[7] = "clouted" 
        aa[8] = "craven" 
        aa[9] = "doltish" 
        aa[10] = "dankish" 
        aa[11] = "mumbling" 
        aa[12] = "distempered" 
        aa[13] = "droning" 
        aa[14] = "flaxen" 
        aa[15] = "fawning" 
        aa[16] = "fitful" 
        aa[17] = "flatulent" 
        aa[18] = "back-stabbing" 
        aa[19] = "frothy" 
        aa[20] = "sneaky" 
        aa[21] = "gnarling" 
        aa[22] = "goatish" 
        aa[23] = "potbellied" 
        aa[24] = "greasy" 
        aa[25] = "grizzled" 
        aa[26] = "haughty" 
        aa[27] = "hideous" 
        aa[28] = "impertinent" 
        aa[29] = "infectious" 
        aa[30] = "jaded" 
        aa[31] = "grovelling" 
        aa[32] = "knavish" 
        aa[33] = "lewd" 
        aa[34] = "pigheaded" 
        aa[35] = "plump" 
        aa[36] = "mammering" 
        aa[37] = "mangled" 
        aa[38] = "sowling" 
        aa[39] = "paunchy" 
        aa[40] = "peevish" 
        aa[41] = "pernicious" 
        aa[42] = "pratling" 
        aa[43] = "dribbling" 
        aa[44] = "spiney" 
        aa[45] = "puny" 
        aa[46] = "purpled" 
        aa[47] = "wailing" 
        aa[48] = "queasy" 
        aa[49] = "rankish" 
        aa[50] = "reeky" 
        aa[51] = "roguish" 
        aa[52] = "royalist" 
        aa[53] = "ruttish" 
        aa[54] = "saucy" 
        aa[55] = "slutish" 
        aa[56] = "speckley" 
        aa[57] = "spongy" 
        aa[58] = "surly" 
        aa[59] = "tottering" 
        aa[60] = "bridled" 
        aa[61] = "vacant" 
        aa[62] = "vain" 
        aa[63] = "venomous" 
        aa[64] = "villainous" 
        aa[65] = "waggish" 
        aa[66] = "wanton" 
        aa[67] = "warmongering" 
        aa[68] = "wayward" 
        aa[69] = "weedy" 
        aa[70] = "wenching" 
        aa[71] = "churlish" 
        aa[72] = "dusty"
        aa[73] = "sly"
        aa[74] = "snivelling"
        aa[75] = "sulphurous"


        bb[0] = "frog-faced" 
        bb[1] = "pants-fowling" 
        bb[2] = "half-witted" 
        bb[3] = "beetle-headed" 
        bb[4] = "boil-brained" 
        bb[5] = "hunch-backed" 
        bb[6] = "clapper-clawed" 
        bb[7] = "pea-brained" 
        bb[8] = "cow-kissing" 
        bb[9] = "crook-killing" 
        bb[10] = "day-dreaming" 
        bb[11] = "dizzy-eyed" 
        bb[12] = "dog-faced" 
        bb[13] = "head-splitting" 
        bb[14] = "vicar-vexing" 
        bb[15] = "cow-skinned" 
        bb[16] = "empty-hearted" 
        bb[17] = "evil-eyed" 
        bb[18] = "eye-offending" 
        bb[19] = "fat-legged" 
        bb[20] = "pig-faced" 
        bb[21] = "big-mouthed" 
        bb[22] = "fly-bitten" 
        bb[23] = "fig-full" 
        bb[24] = "fool-born" 
        bb[25] = "boar-gorged" 
        bb[26] = "gut-wrenching" 
        bb[27] = "half-baked" 
        bb[28] = "dim-witted" 
        bb[29] = "heavy-handed" 
        bb[30] = "ill-born" 
        bb[31] = "hell-raised" 
        bb[32] = "molly-coddled" 
        bb[33] = "idle-handed" 
        bb[34] = "ill-bred" 
        bb[35] = "wooden-headed" 
        bb[36] = "ill-tempered" 
        bb[37] = "slow-witted" 
        bb[38] = "wool-headed" 
        bb[39] = "dim-witted" 
        bb[40] = "lily-livered" 
        bb[41] = "toothless" 
        bb[42] = "milk-swilling" 
        bb[43] = "mouse-faced" 
        bb[44] = "muddle-headed" 
        bb[45] = "pig-eyed" 
        bb[46] = "stone-hearted" 
        bb[47] = "donkey-faced" 
        bb[48] = "black-spotted" 
        bb[49] = "feather-plucked" 
        bb[50] = "rat-gizzarded" 
        bb[51] = "pox-marked" 
        bb[52] = "fat-boned" 
        bb[53] = "over-ripe" 
        bb[54] = "rough-hewn" 
        bb[55] = "sore-growing" 
        bb[56] = "thatch-headed" 
        bb[57] = "swill-fed" 
        bb[58] = "dog-eared" 
        bb[59] = "hell-born" 
        bb[60] = "goat-biting" 
        bb[61] = "shrill-voiced" 
        bb[62] = "jug-eared" 
        bb[63] = "sour-faced" 
        bb[64] = "pot-bellied" 
        bb[65] = "fat-bellied" 
        bb[66] = "bird-brained" 
        bb[67] = "newt-spotted" 
        bb[68] = "boar-snouted" 
        bb[69] = "weak-jawed" 
        bb[70] = "weather-beaten" 
        bb[71] = "yellow-bellied" 
        bb[72] = "back-stabbing" 
bb[73]="frog-toed"
bb[74]="boil-bursting"
bb[75]="pig-swilling"

        cc[0] = "muckspreader"
        cc[1] = "baggage" 
        cc[2] = "barnacle" 
        cc[3] = "bladder" 
        cc[4] = "boarface" 
        cc[5] = "bugbear" 
        cc[6] = "bumweasle" 
        cc[7] = "cows udder" 
        cc[8] = "hellhound" 
        cc[9] = "clothespole" 
        cc[10] = "catspaw" 
        cc[11] = "codpiece" 
        cc[12] = "crutch" 
        cc[13] = "cut-throat" 
        cc[14] = "dogturd" 
        cc[15] = "dingleberry" 
        cc[16] = "dogfish" 
        cc[17] = "shellfish" 
        cc[18] = "snap-dragon" 
        cc[19] = "wench" 
        cc[20] = "gibbet-hanger" 
        cc[21] = "boot-licker" 
        cc[22] = "villain" 
        cc[23] = "scoundrel" 
        cc[24] = "widgeon-plucker" 
        cc[25] = "bone-breaker" 
        cc[26] = "hag" 
        cc[27] = "harp-plucker" 
        cc[28] = "hedgehog" 
        cc[29] = "hayseed" 
        cc[30] = "pigdog" 
        cc[31] = "bugbeater" 
        cc[32] = "jugswigger" 
        cc[33] = "jack-a-nape" 
        cc[34] = "fathead" 
        cc[35] = "swindler" 
        cc[36] = "lout" 
        cc[37] = "maggot" 
        cc[38] = "marmot" 
        cc[39] = "pumpkin" 
        cc[40] = "earthworm" 
        cc[41] = "pillock"
        cc[42] = "bodkin" 
        cc[43] = "weasle" 
        cc[44] = "mousehair" 
        cc[45] = "minnow" 
        cc[46] = "miscreant" 
        cc[47] = "mouldscraping" 
        cc[48] = "bumblebrain" 
        cc[49] = "nutmeg squasher" 
        cc[50] = "pantaloon puller" 
        cc[51] = "pigeonfoot" 
        cc[52] = "hognut" 
        cc[53] = "cassock" 
        cc[54] = "pumpledown" 
        cc[55] = "pump-puller" 
        cc[56] = "ranglewort" 
        cc[57] = "batswing" 
        cc[58] = "ragbag" 
        cc[59] = "serf stealer" 
        cc[60] = "ruffian" 
        cc[61] = "scamp" 
        cc[62] = "scullion" 
        cc[63] = "scutter" 
        cc[64] = "snakesmate" 
        cc[65] = "snipe" 
        cc[66] = "strumpet" 
        cc[67] = "varlot" 
        cc[68] = "bugswallower" 
        cc[69] = "mayfly" 
        cc[70] = "pignurdler" 
        cc[71] = "whipper-snapper" 
        cc[72] = "foxbrush"
cc[73] = "boil on the King's backside"
cc[74] = "hound of hell"
cc[75] = "armpit of Beelzebub"


dd[1]="Avast, ye "
dd[2]="Be gone, ye "
dd[3]="Get thee hence, ye "
dd[4]="Be off, ye "
dd[5]="A curse on thee, thou "
dd[6]="Tis well know that thou art a "
dd[7]="Damn thee to hell, thou "
dd[8]="Devil take thee, ye "
dd[9]="Look lively, ye "
dd[10]="A curse on thee, thou "
dd[11]="What say thee, thou "
dd[12]="Tis true, thou art a "
dd[13]="Damn and blast, ye "
dd[14]="Pish and tosh, ye "
dd[15]="What care I, thou "
dd[16]="A thousand curses, ye "
dd[17]="Say thy prayers, thou "
dd[18]="On thy knees, thou "
dd[19]="Outside! Thou "
dd[20]="Up the yardarm, ye "


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