IT messages
| What they say: | What they mean: |
| Press any key to continue | Press what you like, I'm all locked up and staying that way! |
| Not enough memory | I don't care if you've got 256k, I want 257k |
| Please wait | and wait and wait, and wait, and wait |
| Windows is loading | Please wait and wait |
| Unexpected error | We knew there was a bug somewhere but we couldn't be bothered to trace it and fix it |
| This file does not exist | Because we forgot to add it to the load up disk |
| Please insert disk 10 | Because we know you only have 9 disks |
| Installing files to C:\program_files\ | and here and there and everywhere; you'll never find them all |
| Fatal error; please ring our helpdesk and quote A198354 | Where you'll be kept on hold and cut off at least twice before we begin patronising you |
| Unable to read from drive D: | But if you insert the CD the right way up I might be able to, moron! |
| This function is no longer supported | Time for an expensive upgrade, pal! |
