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Alternative definitions for existing English words. Let us know by email if you can think of others.
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| Audit | nearly a German sports car - from Martin Ferris |
| Antimony | in favour of bartering - from Martin Ferris |
| Analyse | proctologist - from Martin Ferris |
| Aromatic | a crafty device used by Robin Hood - from Andy |
| Arcade | what Noah served aboard ship? |
| Abound | the sum of 100 pence as spoken by a man with a heavy cold |
| Abundance | a baker's ball |
| Absinthe | makes the heart grow fonder |
| Abstain | a mark across one's belly |
| Accent | perfume for an axe |
| Access | a female axe |
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Accrue |
people who work on a ship |
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Adamant |
the very first insect - from Martin Ferris |
| Admire | overwhelmed in advertising |
| Admit | fingerless glove for handing out leaflets |
| Adultery | a fully grown tree |
| Aerofoil | what silver planes are wrapped in |
| Aerobics | ball point pens for use when flying |
| Ampere | announcer at an electric show |
| Ampersand | grit that gets in your picnic basket |
| Animate | one's cartoon character friend |
| Antelope | to run away with your mother's sister |
| Antimacassar | my mother's sister who's Scottish |
| Aperitif | dentures |
| Approximate | a friend who votes on your behalf |
| Armies | the things that attach you body to your handies |
| Arsenic | a small cut in the buttocks |
| Assets | small donkeys |
| Assimilate | to act like a donkey |
| Asteroids | piles one gets from sitting on space rocks |
| Autocue | power-assisted snooker stick |
| Avoidable | what matadors try to do |
