Dictionary
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Alternative definitions for existing English words. Let us know by email if you can think of others.
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| Battery | a place where batter is made - from Martin Ferris |
| Butterfly | get really annoyed with an insect - from Martin Ferris |
| Banner | Health & Safety Executive - from Martin Ferris |
| Barrier | more like Barry - from Martin Ferris |
| Benzene | periodical about Scottish mountains - from Martin Ferris |
| Blueberry | an obscene communications device - from Martin Ferris |
| Blazé | indifferent to your school uniform |
| Backgammon | pork from the top of a pig |
| Balderdash | a rapidly receding hairline |
| Bandage | how long the group have been together |
| Barbecue | the line of people waiting for a haircut |
| Barometer | a gauge for measuring the number of pubs in a street |
| Baronet | a mesh for catching wooden trolleys |
| Bearings | ursine ear jewellery |
| Betwixt | turned into a chocolate-covered biscuit snack |
| Biased | having two backsides |
| Bicarbonate | to purchase baking soda |
| Binge | where Sean Connery puts his household rubbish |
| Bison | what cockney's wash their hands in |
| Blanket | a small non-lethal bullet |
| Blunderbuss | a public service vehicle that crashes a lot |
| Bondage | how old your stocks and shares are |
| Bondage | who old you need to be to join the secret service |
| Boycott | a young man's small bed |
| Buccaneer | The average cost of a two-dollar pair of earrings. |
| Buffet | a vampire slayer, as described by the Queen |
| Bulbous | transport for male cattle |
| Bulletin | metal container for storing small ammunition |
| Buoyant | the male equivalent of a girl ant |
