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Alternative definitions for existing English words. Let us know by email if you can think of others.
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| Congenital | having fake testicles - from Martin Ferris |
| Clarify | create an "Archers" character - from Martin Ferris |
| Commonplace | Wimbledon (or Wandsworth, or Clapham, or....) - from Martin Ferris |
| Claptrap | medical equipment for removing gonorrhoea - from Martin Ferris |
| Charmer | burnt sea, in France - from Kathie Hardin |
| Canoodle | instant Chinese food - from Martin Ferris |
| Colour | someone who shoots seals - from Martin Ferris |
| Coriander | look at those two! - from Martin Ferris |
| Consommé | a staple food from WW1 - from Martin Ferris |
| Clarity | a bit like red wine - from Martin Ferris |
| Cardiology | the study of button-up knitwear - from Martin Ferris |
| Custody | like custard - from Martin Ferris |
| Carpentry | a way in for fish - from Andy |
| Crossbar | a pub for violent people |
| Cabbage | how old the taxi is |
| Cacti | awful neckwear |
| Canopies | small green vegetables in a tin |
| Canopy | A Scotsman who is unable to urinate |
| Carnivore | someone who eats fairground attendants |
| Castanets | what Italian fishermen do |
| Cauterize | managed to get her attention |
| Cenotaph | laxative for the Welsh |
| Chairs | the RAF toast to the Queen |
| Childhood | a very young gangster |
| Chipboard | a place to lay fried potatoes |
| Chipmunk | the head fryer in a monastery |
| Cholera | to catch a woman by the scruff of the neck |
| Chukka | one who throws the ball |
| Circumflex | to cut the end off an electric cable |
| Circumspect | to examine a penis operation |
| Clearing | transparent finger jewellery |
| Cloak | the mating call of a Chinese frog |
| Cocktail | the story of a rooster |
| Cogitate | to annoy old people |
| Collier | like a collie but even more so |
| Coma | one who grooms hair |
| Conspire | a fake church tower |
| Contraband | the national orchestra of Nicaragua |
| Convey | Jewish trickster - from Martin Ferris |
| Countersign | a public notice on a shop desk |
| Crowbar | drinking establishment for black birds |
| Cursory | pertaining to a computer's pointing device |
