Dictionary
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Alternative definitions for existing English words. Let us know by email if you can think of others.
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| Hospice | equine waste product - from Martin Ferris |
| Hobnob | embarrassing accident you don't want to talk about - from Martin Ferris |
| Hundred | fear of Germans - from Martin Ferris |
| Harpist | almost drunk |
| Haggle | collective noun for a group of ugly old women |
| Hamlet | a baby pig |
| Handicraft | a boat that's ready to jump in to |
| Handicap | headwear that's just where you need it |
| Handyman | someone who lives just around the corner |
| Handkerchief | leader of the Handker tribe |
| Hatchet | what a hen does to an egg |
| Hemlock | to stop the shortening of miniskirts |
| Herald | what posh people call Henry |
| Herpes | my sister's vegetables |
| Hirsute | what she wear for work |
| Hogwash | a cleaning station for pigs |
| Homophobe | someone who doesn't like the Simpsons |
| Hoodoo | a very bad hairdo |
| Hormones | the noises made prostitutes to keep the customers happy |
| Hornet | mesh device for catching prostitutes |
| Hospice | equine urine |
| Hydrangea | what Tonto does when the Indians attack |
