| Minster |
someone who walks in a camp manner
- from Martin Ferris |
| Mischief |
a female manager
- from Martin Ferris |
| Mystical |
a lady who makes you laugh
- from Martin Ferris |
| Magnesium |
something to read while exercising
- from Martin Ferris |
| Marigold |
Wed somebody rich
- from Martin Ferris |
| Monumental |
You're mad! in Scotland
- from Martin Ferris |
| Monkey |
A bit like a monk - from
Martin Ferris |
| Mobile |
Hatred of Maureen - from
Martin Ferris |
| Macadam |
the first Scotsman |
| Madonna |
to be very keen on a girl |
| Making |
husband of the Queen of the May |
| Malcontent |
the items in a shopping arcade |
| Manatee |
like a man-at-arms but on a golf
course |
| Mandate |
a gay couple's night out |
| Mangelwurzel |
to put a scarecrow through the
wringer |
| Manoeuvre |
distress cry when someone falls off a
ship |
| Mark |
the cry of a dog with a hair lip |
| Matins |
small rugs |
| Minimum |
a very small mother |
| Miniscule |
kindergarten |
| Mistake |
what I eat with m'chips |
| Mosque |
what someone from Dudley wears to a
masquerade ball |
| MySpace |
the walking speed of a small rodent |
| Mystic |
to mark incorrectly |
| Myth |
to throw past the target with a lisp |