Men
| What they say: | What they mean: |
| Can I call you sometime? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you! |
| Do you want to go to a movie? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you! |
| Would you like to dance? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you! |
| What's wrong, darling? | What meaningless, self-inflicted trauma is this? |
| Yes of course I like your new hair-do! | Who did it? Stevie Wonder? |
| Let's just chat for a while. | I'm just trying to impress you but I'd eventually like to have sex with you! |
| Nice dress | Nice cleavage |
| Yes that dress looks great on you | Just pick any dress in the shop and let's get out of here! |
