// Author:The Chairman & Chief Executive
// isms.org.uk
// isms2002@btinternet.com
// last update April 2009

quotes=36;
ism=new Array(quotes);
auth = new Array(quotes);
ism[0] = "Examples from the ism database";
ism[1] = "ism #1: Nationally, all over the country";
ism[2] = "ism #12: It's in the CSSD department (central sterile supplies department department)";
ism[3] = "ism #13: PRR rates (performance related rates rates)";
ism[4] = "ism #25: Ten thousand grand pounds";
ism[5] = "ism #78: Let's prepare some IBS schemes";
ism[6] = "ism #80: Working in the ITU unit";
ism[7] = "ism #81: Complete with VDU unit";
ism[8] = "ism #86: That's equal to one full-time FTE";
ism[9] = "ism #226: He's almost always ever-present";
ism[10] = "ism #285: It has continuous hot water all the time";
ism[11] = "ism #293: A VHSS video recorder";
ism[12] = "ism #311: HGV vehicles";
ism[13] = "ism #329: The R&B Blues programme";
ism[14] = "ism #334: There should be more women WPCs";
ism[15] = "ism #352: Are you doing the paediatric children's survey";
ism[16] = "ism #392: The GMC Council";
ism[17] = "ism #423: Any significant value is significant";
ism[18] = "ism #424: British Airways made pre-tax profits before tax";
ism[19] = "ism #438: The PFU Unit";
ism[20] = "ism #439: We'll have to specify specifically";
ism[21] = "ism #441: an unprecedented action ……..which we've never done before";
ism[22] = "ism #484: The Audit Commission PDP Plan ";
ism[23] = "ism #485: CPA Assessments";
ism[24] = "ism #537: There were fresh explosions last night at night";
ism[25] = "ism #633: PIN number (personal identification number number)";
ism[26] = "ism #737: Windows NT Technology";
ism[27] = "ism #773: Adobe Acrobat 8, a portable PDF document (portable portable DF)";
ism[28] = "ism #775: CABG graft (coronary artery bypass graft graft)";
ism[29] = "ism #925: The Regional RMT (regional regional management team)";
ism[30] = "ism #1007: An ATM machine (automated teller machine machine)";
ism[31] = "ism #1262: When we're doing VIW work (value improvement work work) ……";
ism[32] = "ism #1373: The Project Definition Document (PID)";
ism[33] = "ism #1412: We'll need the OHP projector";
ism[34] = "ism #1481: Vxxxx Mxxxxxx - Business Planning & Development Officer for the LSP Partnership (local strategic partnership partnership)";
ism[35] = "ism #1716: CAA Area Assessment (comprehensive area assessment area assessment)";
ism[36] = "ism #1717: We need to do this simultaneously at the same time";
auth[0] = "";
auth[1] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[2] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[3] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[4] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[5] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[6] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[7] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[8] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[9] = " Bob Evans";
auth[10] = " Hospital Porter";
auth[11] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[12] = " Radio 2 News";
auth[13] = " Radio 2 announcer Paul Jones";
auth[14] = " Radio 2 announcer Derek Jamieson";
auth[15] = " Jim Belford";
auth[16] = " Dr Paul Baker";
auth[17] = " Urvashi Bramwell";
auth[18] = " Classic FM Radio News";
auth[19] = " Hospital Joiner";
auth[20] = " Hospital Engineer";
auth[21] = " William Hague";
auth[22] = " Debbie Crispino";
auth[23] = " Alan Meekings";
auth[24] = " News broadcast";
auth[25] = " Tony Wright";
auth[26] = " from John Train and others";
auth[27] = " PC Plus magazine (from Tony Tudge)";
auth[28] = " Barbara Wright";
auth[29] = " Director of OPs (North East)";
auth[30] = " from Al & Shirley Smith";
auth[31] = " Marion Talbot";
auth[32] = " Durham Internal Audit Services";
auth[33] = " The President of the ISMS";
auth[34] = " Redcar & Cleveland Partnership";
auth[35] = " Penny Lancaster";
auth[36] = " Sian Ferguson";


quoteShowing=0;

function nextQuote()
{
  // restart at 0 if done
  if (quoteShowing >= quotes) quoteShowing=-1;
  quoteShowing++;
  // assign the value in the textbox to the new quote
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}
function prevQuote()
{
  // restart at end if on 0
  if (quoteShowing <= 0) quoteShowing=quotes+1;
  quoteShowing--;
  document.quoteForm.quoteHere.value = quoteShowing + " of "+ quotes + "\n\n" +ism[quoteShowing] + "\n\n" + "source: " + auth[quoteShowing];
}
function randQuote()
{ 
  // Make sure you don't show the same quote twice in a row
  prevQuoteShowing = quoteShowing;
  while(quoteShowing == prevQuoteShowing)
    quoteShowing = Math.ceil(Math.random() *quotes);
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}

function lastQuote()
{
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}

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