Women
| What they say: | What they mean: |
| It's up to you | The correct answer should be obvious to you! |
| We need to talk | I want to complain |
| I'm not upset | Of course I'm upset, you moron |
| You're so manly | You need a shave and you sweat a lot! |
| Turn right here | Turn left here |
| I'll be ready in a minute | Relax you've got time to watch a whole film on TV |
| I'll be ready in a minute | I am ready but I'm just going to make you wait |
| Does my bum look big in this? | Tell me I'm slim, or else! |
| Are you listening to me? | Too late! You're dead meat! |
| Yes | NO |
| No | NO |
| Maybe | NO |
| I'm sorry | You'll be sorry! |
| Nothing's wrong! | Everything's wrong! |
| No, a pizza would be great! | Cheap b*****d! |
| I just need some space | Without you, buster! |
| You're being very attentive tonight | Is sex all you ever think about? |
| Just hang that picture where you like! | Why are you putting it there?? |
| I just don't want a boyfriend right now | I just don't want you as a boyfriend right now |
| I like you, but ...... | Of course I don't like you! |
| You never listen | You never listen |
| There’s nothing on TV I want to watch | There’s nothing on TV you want to watch either! |
